34. its pretty easy to make pasta, just put it in some boiling water #pasta
― max, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link
lol <3
― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link
35. goth 2 boss #goths
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link
33. Working on a deadline, need to turn in some work, but too broke to pay for your own internet? cafes will often neglect to turn off their wi-fi, take your laptop and sit on the sidewalk in front. #haveactuallythoughtaboutdoingthis
33b. A team of two -- one to drive, one to man the laptop -- can easily locate unsecured wifi networks by trawling middle-class suburban neighborhoods. #torrentingdoctorwhoepisodesonvacation
― christ a Journey medley (reddening), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:01 (thirteen years ago) link
^^this is how identity thieves work
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link
36. blackface seems to be on the outs these days #blackface
― max, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link
37. your online identity is gonna get raepd #thievery
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link
38. need to know what a word means? check the dictionary, it has most of them #words
― max, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link
39. when you collect 100 coins in super mario brothers, you get an extra life. be careful, however, as you will stop gaining lives when you reach 99. #100coins
― dayo, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 07:19 (thirteen years ago) link
40. an easy thing to steal from your roommates is laundry detergent, cuz no one ever remembers how much they have #savings
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 October 2010 07:38 (thirteen years ago) link
earlier i tried to c and p my friend a youtube link, instead i c an p'd
18. if you murder someone, try not to be seen, as its illegal― max, Monday, October 25, 2010 12:14 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink#murder― J0rdan S., Monday, October 25, 2010 12:15 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― max, Monday, October 25, 2010 12:14 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
#murder
― J0rdan S., Monday, October 25, 2010 12:15 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― creatively bankrupt ILXors whose display names are just '00s ephemera (crüt), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link
41. Coming into work late makes the day go by all the faster. #iphonealarmclock.
― http://tinyurl.com/beaaarrr (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
42. got rice? got beans? cook both and eat them together for a meal that is heartier than either one eaten alone #foodsynergy
― quique da snique (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link
43. a necktie makes a good "tourniquet" should your business lunch be strafed with gunfire. #endtimes
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link
44. two knives can basically be used as chopsticks if you don't have forks #twoknives
― candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
45. two knives can be used to kill someone twice as fast #needmoreknives
― peter in montreal, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link
46. want to drive faster on the highway? try the leftmost lane. #travelinamerica
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link
47. So you've got a lot of salsa but you're down to the tiny broken shards of tortilla chips in that bag of Santitas? Mix them in a bowl and eat it with a spoon! #mexicancereal
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link
48. robots will eventually do all our household chores, so it's ok to put off doing the laundry and dishes. #rationallaziness
― peter in montreal, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
don't like a thing? no problem! there are lots of other things #things
― cozen, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
50. music sounds aboslutly fucking amazing when youre drunk get drunk more often #getdrunkmoreoften(#hashtagswithinhashtags(#howfarwillItakeit(#idunno)))
― dayo, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link
51. if you find something funny, laugh out loud #lol
― cozen, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link
52. drink water to stave off a erection #lifesavers
― dayo, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link
wait I meant hangover
...#shit
53. Want to drive slowly on the highway? See no. 46, but do the opposite of that. #converse
― your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
54. A little nutmeg might make it taste better, but it might not. #mysteryofnutmeg
― 17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ #mysteryofnutmeg
― your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link
#seriouslywhatsupwithnutmug
― kate78, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link
55. nutmeg is spelled nutmeg #nutmugfail
― candid gamera (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link
56. ipad not big enough? buy 5 and throw 3 into the river. #biggeripad
― dayo, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link
― zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link
A+++
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
57. if you find walking too slow for your tastes, and driving too fast, try a bike! #goldilocksprinciple
― quique da snique (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link
58. tired of losing your cordless mouse? use string and hot-glue to attach it to your computer -- just like a real mouse!
― quique da snique (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link
59. #forgettingsomething #memoryaid #postswithonlyhashtags
― quique da snique (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
60. Cool with smelling bad? dont shower #terribleadvice
― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
61. Never date anyone who thinks "Bad Romance" is a legitimate blueprint for a relationship
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link
62. Never date someone who forgets hashtags #miloz
― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link
63. If you have lots of Excedrin but don't know what to do with it, try reading ILX for a while #bamnomoreexcedrin
― mother cabrini maxwell (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link
64. Do you like pretzels and do you like hummus? Dip your pretzels in hummus #tastysnack
― mother cabrini maxwell (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link
65. today i didn't want to cross the house to get the dustpan after sweping, so i used windex and a paper towel to "sweep up" the dust pile #dirtbagcore
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Do you like pretzels and do you like hummus? Dip your pretzels in hummus
This one sounds like it should be said by Dr Steve Brule.
"dip your pretzels in hummus, dummy! For your health!"
― Sunn O))) Sundae Smile (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Hitting the snooze too often? Place your alarm across the room so you have to physically get out of bed to turn it off. Program a second alarm to go off a minute later even farther away, in another room. Keep strategically placing alarms around your house at important stations, like your bathroom and kitchen, and spaced every 50 feet or so along your path to work or school. The final alarm is placed at your desk at work or school, along with a tasty muffin. Now you're cool AND on time! #efficiency
― Z S, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 12:02 (thirteen years ago) link
67. if you make a sock, keep that account logged in a separate browser. for example, if you use firefox, keep that shit on ie or chrome. #banaka
― dayo, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 13:55 (thirteen years ago) link
if it's raining out and you drive to work, try to leave a little earlier than usual or you might be late #weather
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link
68. ATMs are located in every drugstore and department store (as are weapons dealers and medicine peddlers). Never carry a lot of cash with you; leave it in your account. If you die, you come back with half the cash you were carrying #gameproprotipsarenotjustforEarthbound
― mother cabrini maxwell (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link
69. Don't waste time with shit attorneys take matters into your own hands.
― cubby wubby dumbass (u s steel), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link
70. Don't try to sneak up from behind on someone using a hula-hoop. #stalking_the_sockhop
― http://tinyurl.com/beaaarrr (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
you can use a 3D printer to make prop phones at home and test how those fit in your mouth without leaving the house!
― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link
When you say "in my mouth" do you mean the whole thing? Because
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link
and by "in my mouth" do you really mean in my mouth or...
― Dan I., Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link