C U IN HELL SNAPPERS /!\ALERT/!\
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link
I KEEP GETTING DRUNK ON OLD THOMPSON AND RECORDING FREESTYLES AND OMG THEYRE SO BAD AFTERWARDS ITS LIKE MASTURBATING TO PORN YOU FEEL SO GUILTY AND DUMB AND YOUNG. IT'S LIKE REAL RAPPERS WILL KNOW WHAT THEYRE GOING TO SAY AND THEN THERE WILL BE PRISMIC, ARABIC-LIKE WORD-WEBS TO CHOOSE FROM IN RHYME 'R OUT. ACTUALLY THIS MAY BE THE REALITY OF SCHIZOPHRENIA, WEBS OF LIES CREATED INTERNALLY, EXTERNALLY, NATURALLY, NURTURALLY, WHATEVER, BUT REALIZED BY AN INDIVIDUAL. THIS IS THE FIRST ARGUMENT AGAINST WRITING.
― usic, Friday, 30 May 2008 06:21 (2 years ago)
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link
uze sick
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:39 (2 years ago)
it's like if u actually kiss a girl u got tu trust her
american drunkyard
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:40 (2 years ago)
eating 4 cancer
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:43 (2 years ago)
uh
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:44 (2 years ago)
rip
ttyih
― Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 13:45 (2 years ago)
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link
BLOGGIN'-- BLOGGIN'-- REAL HARD
;]
― daanyel, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 09:29 (2 years ago)
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link
lol forgot about daanyel
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link
...000......000......000.......0....__SHDRZ____CHEZT____CHEZT____CHEZT____CHEZT____CHEZT____CHEZT____CHEZT____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____SHOEZ____SHOEZ__
― daanyel, Saturday, 24 November 2007 23:58 (2 years ago)
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link
thank you for this J0rdan S.
― mist of the beats (rip van wanko), Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
oh my god
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm gonna print that out and then paint it onto all my walls
of all the luriqua posts that regularly pop into my head, that might be the most regular
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
IF GUCCI DECIDES TO PERSECUTE ON ME THERE IS A 10ML 5 FEET AWAY I AM UNAFRAID GUCCI MANE: I RECOMMEND YOU ADOPT MODERATION
― mkcaine, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 03:28 (2 years ago)
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
ok guys are you ready for the mother
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link
ANYWHO SO I WENT IN MCDONALDS AND I ORDERED MY VANILLA ICECREAM CONE AS USUAL aND START LICKING IT IN THE GAYEST WAY POSSIBLE
NO WAIT LET ME CONTINUE SO THIS NIGGER COMES IN
STARES AT MY WHITE
WHITE WHITE VANILLA ICECREAM FOR A WHILE I THOUGHT OH MAYBE HES GONNA GET ONE
BUT DEEP INSIDE ME I KNEW I FUCKING KNEW VANILLA WAS WHITE HIS ASS WAS BLACK
SO I LOL'D THEN HE CAME UP TO ME AND SAID "YOU GOT A PROBLEM NIGGUH?" AND TOLD HIS FRIEND "YO HOLD MY FAG HOMIE" I THOUGHT OSHIT IM ATTACKED BY GAYNIGGERS
CANT BE I AM ONE HE HANDS HIS CIG TO HIS FRIEND THEN I REALIZED LOL BRITS ANYHOW SO I CONTINUED LICKING MY ICECREAM I SAW TEARS FALL FROM HIS EYES HE COULDNT RESIST THE WHITE POWER
YA STILL FUN THOUGH ANYHOW I GET OUT OF MCDONALDS AND GO TO THE ONE POUND SHOP AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS A TEMPLE BECAUSE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE JEWS DOING HERE? I SAW THE TAG PRICE ON ALL THE ITEMS ITS THE SAME ITS ONE POUND ITS WHERE THE JEWS SHOP SO I HAD TO RUN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
LIKE A NIGGER RUNNING FROM HIS DESTINED FAITH (JAIL) I RAN AND RAN
I WASNT LOOKING AHEAD OF ME AND I BUMPED INTO
THE FATTEST AMERICAN IVE EVER SEEN SHE WAS SO FAT
WORDS CANT DESCRIBE IT NO I THINK ITS THE GOD SHE WORSHIPS
THAT THING WAS FUCKING HUGE SON I MEAN THE ASS WAS LIKE BANG
THEN THE DIET PEPSI SHE WAS DRINKING FELL ALL OVER HER BOOBS
SHE TOOK OFF HER SHIRT
WITH aLL THE CONFIDENCE AND SUCKED THE COKE OUT OF HER TITTIES IT WAS DISGUSTING
BUT I COULDNT STOP MYSELF FROM WATCHING
SIRS
HER VAGINA
WAS WIDER THAN MY MOUTH I COULD FIT IN THERE.
WHICH I DID I WILL TELL YOU HOW
LATER ON SO I RUN AWAY AND THEN
I SEE THE SAME FAT BITCH 1 MILE AWAY SHE FUCKING TELEPORTED FUCKING HINDU BUDHIST SHIT NOW WE KNOW
HOW JAX GOT TRANSPORTED TO IRAQ NOT THE POINT POINT IT I WAS FUCKED SHE OPENED HER PANTS AND SUDDENLY STRONG WIND WAS GOING INSIDE HER VAGINA ALL OBSTICLES IN THE WAY WENT IT AND MELTED I WAS LIKE OOSHIT RUN NIGGA RUN I COULDNT I TRIED I WAS SUCKED INTO HER VAGINA
LEK THE MOVIE PART TWO: INSIDE DA VAGINA I WAKE UP AFTER WHAT IT SEEMS 120 SECONDS I WAS INSIDE THIS STRANGE CAVE WITH MCDONALDS KFC CHILIS CARLOS JUNIOR'S ALL KIND OF FOODS INSIDE
AND THEN I SAW AN AMERICAN FLAG I REALIZED WHATS HAPPENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I WAS INSIDE AN AMERICAN VAGINA
THATS RIGHT IF THIS ONE COULD TELEPORT TO SCOTLAND FUCK KNOWS HOW BIG ARE THE OTHERS FOLKS SO I TRIED TO GET OUT
I SAW LIKE 4 DEAD BABIES IN THAT VAGINA
ALL OF THEM WITH THEIR DICKS MISSING I WONDERED WHAT THE HELL NEXT THING YOU KNOW
I SEE A WHITE SHINEY THING COMMING I WAS LIKE YES ALLAH CAME TO RESCUE IT WASNT ALLAH IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON
SO I SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF THE DICKLESS DEAD BABIES I CAME UP TO HIM I PUNCHED HIM SO HARD HE SAID STOP IT NIGGA HIS TRUE IDENTITY WAS BEING REVEILED DEEP INSIDE HE KNEW HE WAS A NIGGA FROM AFRIKKKA ANYHOW SINCE THIS IS GETTING BORING I SOMEHOW GOT OUT OF THE VAGINA RIGHT I HAD VAGINA FLUIDS ALL OVER ME
I WAS AT THE RISK OF BEING EATEN BY DRUNK SCOTTS I WENT TO SHOWER
I ENTERED THE APPARTMENT AND THERES OJ SIMPSON WEARING HIS GlOVE NEXT TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW I AM VERY VERY SLEEPY YOU COULD ALWAYS LEAVE A COMMENT
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF MY STORY OR EVEN WRITE YOURS DIGG IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
― luriqua, Monday, 27 August 2007 07:39 (3 years ago)
that is some GARU G shit there
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
or i guess T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧
I WAS INSIDE AN AMERICAN VAGINA
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
ts oo vs lk
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:38 (2 years ago)
white look t' bo soul boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:39 (2 years ago)
jock on you headlight off if you flash at me headshot off
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:40 (2 years ago)
plz counter wayne sindrome invazn i'll logout noban plx but u will miss my burroughs politick cutup ile, you, will
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:42 (2 years ago)
unfed look in bo'
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:44 (2 years ago)
time out lkn boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 08:46 (2 years ago)
blind stout lookin boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:13 (2 years ago)
grind route pickin nicklesacks as dimes lookin boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:14 (2 years ago)
fine lookin boy, i'll take him!
caligulookin boy
jig-o on the rind listen t'naz lkn boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:15 (2 years ago)
eminem 8.9 lookin boy
pitchfolk dissin boy
aesop smitten boyno rock only oil lookin boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:16 (2 years ago)
rich lookin boy throw some deez lookin boy jackin on a hammer not a glam lookin boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:17 (2 years ago)
snort a gram lookin boy force your hand lkn boy cut it off turn a kidt talibanned lookin boy
i'm a man, lookin boy
i'm a stan lookin toy on the brink like tro-jan castles sand lookin boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:18 (2 years ago)
and lookin boy, play your fans lookin boy, while i chop up the shit with a ramb. lookin knife
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:19 (2 years ago)
slam lookin trife with the ram stricken lifeless help look uphead at the sky lookin boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:20 (2 years ago)
psycholo-jive lookin boy in your dreams fuck boy whats your scheme is it clean wheres your green lookin boy
with the scene shooken boy, got no dust lookin boy, workin pups in the leash with the dutch lookin boy? i'm a crutch, shooken joy, i'm a lech when i'm coy i'm infest in the best and detest lkn boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:21 (2 years ago)
she's fuckin the neighbors lookin girl rabid lookin girl with the habits of a backflip lookin churl
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:22 (2 years ago)
morbs lookin boy, bloody corpse lookin boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:23 (2 years ago)
i'm here with newport shorts rollin tops like a boy cuz i'm broke like a boy and i smoke like a bo' and i'm real straight down to the spoken of my psyko
choked lookin boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:24 (2 years ago)
too much smoke lookin boy put the coke in the dope cut your gums lookin boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:25 (2 years ago)
have some fun lookin boy; we all die go back to your mom freal lookin boy
how many years til degrees of the top
trillions cheese at the top33s molestock in the grease off the ploy of the market understood by us greek lookin boys
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:26 (2 years ago)
if you reek then your dead weezy told you you fed yet you eat lookin boy
skeet skeet lookin boy while shes sucking over your concrete shitfilled guts lookin boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:27 (2 years ago)
mixed nuts lookin boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:28 (2 years ago)
get help lookin boy
miss good lookin boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:29 (2 years ago)
hermaphrizzle gooden dwighetened boy
jacobian lookin boy
frank kogan lkn boys
coca smelling floors with the dope in the smokes with the whore
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:30 (2 years ago)
plastic ashes clashing colors matches
1 sided drastic covert message, unify under the smartest of the smark, retardest of the tarts lookin boy. fun lied classic low hurts stress, age and hypersex, report to the commission, boy, off to war lookin boy, MKcain lookin newswriter hts lookin boy, 66 lookin boy, car-pix lookin boy, rappers lookin at you crazy like youre real,., lookin boy
― usic, Saturday, 24 May 2008 10:33 (2 years ago)
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link
nabisco, for fucks sake, i don't want to live in some damned future where polemic cracker bullshit hasn't been resolved fully and permanently. i should know all of math, all the languages, etc, but capitalist creationist fuckmared my whole business because my parents had to work real hard to perpetuate a cycle of corpocratic nonsense that everyone's brainwashed into not realizing the world is a unified subject that shares thought
― Arms, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 21:50 (2 years ago)
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link
makeup of a gay clown post is nxt lvl
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Let's anticipate Lil Wayne, "The Carter III"
read down the thread
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Geir Hongro: your heart is small and weak. i don't hoot at fake pretentious uptight ya might know the circle of fifths but can't hear a damn idea if its a constant cycle outlining a symbolic numerology untied to your useless fiend for aesthetic jackery if it knocks sub hits to the ribs. your blood runs cold and while i sympathize, you must be some damn failure of an overman. you should hang out my girl would poison you
― Arms, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 11:38 (2 years ago)
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link
there are three crushes in the greater metro are i wz pressing bt they all know mandarin chinese and think i'm ignorant-- it's not a good match :C
― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 08:03 (3 years ago)
none of them are asian though
― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 08:04 (3 years ago)
damn i need t shut the fuck up :C
i like asian girls though
― luriqua, Friday, 18 May 2007 08:05 (3 years ago)
there are a lot of them on youtube
washing themselves
with soap and water
some of them have breast implants
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link
love the hongro one
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
luriqua wrote this on thread T/S: MAX PAYNE vs. MAX PAYNE 2 on board I Love Everything on 19-Aug-2007
this thread's title adequately describes my rage
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link
bikes are so fucking gay,. i see those dudes at red lights like pedaling all slow, and i find it erotic in a way, but not in the literal sense, i mean erotic in the figure drawing sense, like i would be like 'i would love to draw you' just cuz they're so fit and majestic. does anyone else feel this way abt bikers at red lights? rsvp asap.
― luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 07:36 (3 years ago)
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
i enjoyed his :C frowns
― max, Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
the saddest emoticon imo
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
makeup of a gay :C frown
― m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m. can (Lamp), Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
gold teeth is just healthy. malleable metals are good for the body
― usic, Sunday, June 15, 2008 12:45 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
esp if u got a chain around right above your groin it feels good, gets u circulating right
― usic, Sunday, June 15, 2008 12:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
esp if ur belt aint hyperimpactin all the cheese u just ate
― usic, Sunday, June 15, 2008 12:46 PM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Thursday, 4 November 2010 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link
rofl
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 4 November 2010 09:07 (thirteen years ago) link
haha i was looking forward to reading this thread all day in class, for real
― (♥_♥) http://i46.tinypic.com/monk6.jpg (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
geir hongro: your heart is small and weak
― max, Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Alex in NYC: How do you feel about andre 3000 wearing hammer pants? Do you feel this issue warrants modifications of american media and culture?
― daanyel, Saturday, November 24, 2007 5:08 PM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Thursday, 4 November 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
huh don't remember daanyel login
― skreet walking cheeduh widda head fulla facepalm (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 4 November 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ hongro post
― 51 tyson (crüt), Thursday, 4 November 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link
I was living 2 fat off the real estate bubble (& by extension, the "new economy" bubble). My guy dealing fell off 2 hard, and it's all bad, permanently, unless the dice roll too right. Called about 30 local businesses in the last two days, and nobody but hollywood video is hiring anytime in the near future. Know some folks at a sub shop and bank, but, would you like to: [Add Comments] [e-Mail this to a Friend] [Digg This!] [Submit to Slashdot] [Add to del.icio.us] [Commit suicide because nobody cares]
― skreet walking cheeduh widda head fulla facepalm (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 4 November 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link
:C-man
― am0n, Thursday, 4 November 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link
talk to you in hell
― am0n, Thursday, 4 November 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
elite leftists you would be gay with
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― usic, Monday, June 30, 2008 5:05 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― skreet walking cheeduh widda head fulla facepalm (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 5 November 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link
what happened to lurquia? did he just disappear?
what was this guy's deal anyways
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 November 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link
as best as i can tell, a grad student from wisconsin with a taste for pcp
7?;
― kkkvagz (The Reverend), Friday, 5 November 2010 08:46 (thirteen years ago) link
also ethan's e-stalker
― kkkvagz (The Reverend), Friday, 5 November 2010 08:47 (thirteen years ago) link
not just pcp
― 51 tyson (crüt), Friday, 5 November 2010 09:04 (thirteen years ago) link
what about getting smashed on thursdays and fridays do you not understand?or perhaps neither of you ever had to work the shitty 2/3rds of a service industry shift sched
― El Tomboto, Thursday, June 5, 2008 4:06 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
DRCLAW ON INSEPCTOR GADGET WAS BLACK AMIRITE????????????
El Tomboto I take That Threat Seriously and U scare me!!!!!!!!
― usic, Thursday, June 5, 2008 4:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
what?
― El Tomboto, Thursday, June 5, 2008 4:07 PM (1 year ago)
― only built 4 cuban linux (ciderpress), Friday, 5 November 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link
i feel like we are living among the ghosts of giants on this board
― skreet walking cheeduh widda head fulla facepalm (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 5 November 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv7iVqouHuc
― mormon's marmots (crüt), Monday, 29 November 2010 09:41 (thirteen years ago) link
watch me superman dat hoe
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Legalize cocaine.
― a you, Friday, June 24, 2011 6:25 PM (7 months ago)
― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link
renewed late nite hard lols at have a nice blood
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 January 2012 09:25 (twelve years ago) link
lol i'm going to get killed by militias
-- mkcaine, Friday, April 11, 2008 9:01 AM (Friday, April 11, 2008 9:01 AM)
― ṿῗᾄǤℝᾄ (am0n), Saturday, 12 October 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link
found jayz's twitter on a nolimit site, priv8 btw
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Sunday, November 3, 2013 9:43 PM (Yesterday)
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 4 November 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
airports are extremely relaxing environments, mostly cuz there's computerized voices often. they are my favorite environments, besides train terminals (and trains)
― dude-icrous (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 05:29 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 09:11 (ten years ago) link
Geir Hongro: your heart is small and weak.
― i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:23 (ten years ago) link
u wear the makeup of a gay clown rolling 100 deep in a miniature car
― luriqua, Saturday, March 17, 2007 3:24 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link
my fucking pot-hexed lack of memory is lapsing on 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings
― drown zoowap (The Reverend), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 07:20 (eight years ago) link
i accidentally painted an upside-down 7 on the wall and a cross then erased it!!!!
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Saturday, 2 September 2023 08:11 (eight months ago) link