S M cant wait till payday! J G now knows what it's like to name his salary.
― AndyTheScot, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link
A H has mastered fire!E R's train caught fire on the way in to work.
― Nicholas Passant, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
three in a row!D B thinks you'd make a great Dread Pirate RobertsS C only reads pirate english nowC P is mendin th' sails. arrrr
― rent, Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
EP won't be doing laundry cause he ran out of detergent.MPC just finished making homemade laundry detergent.
― kate78, Thursday, 18 December 2008 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
****** *** is 'Shot by Both Sides'... 51 minutes ago - Comment - Like[salsa shark] is excited for Magazine ! about an hour ago - Comment - Like ^^ don't know each other
― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 13 February 2009 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link
MJ has brought her ancient iPod back from the deadMR is breaking his itunes cherry
― Maria :D, Saturday, 14 February 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link
XP is pointing out that today was originally the celebration of some guy's violent, bloody martyrdom in the late 5th century.BL is celebrating his favorite saints day
― Maria :D, Saturday, 14 February 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
******** ******** can bearly see she's so drunk but is trying to inject her self... this could be nasty. ***** ********** is off to Amsterdam baby!!
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Facebook related fun:http://iwouldhaveificouldhave.tumblr.com/
― cybele, Sunday, 22 February 2009 05:15 (fifteen years ago) link
XXXX R. XXXXXX is psyched for the bitter tears and totally stoked for the slaying of the first-born!!!!!!!8 hours ago · Comment · Like
DXm PXXXantXXo Yo Jews, you're forgiven, he's back.9 hours ago · Comment · Like
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 12 April 2009 09:42 (fifteen years ago) link
S*** S*** broadcasts Happy and Healthy Birthday Wishes for "Monkey Mike" A***!53 minutes ago · Comment · LikeUnlikeYou like this.Write a comment...M*** G***HideM*** Ge*** monkey on the lam tonight at a special date and time: Tuesday 6-8 pm as opposed to the usual thursday show. And 2 hours instead of 1!56 minutes ago · Comment · LikeUnlikeYou like this.Write a comment...Jon WilliamsHideJon WilliamsJon posted an image to Tumblr."“The research was tickling baby apes.” In apes’ giggles, scientists find an important evolutionary clue | csmonitor.com"56 minutes ago · Comment · LikeUnlike · View postYou and 2 others like this.2 people like this.Write a comment...
― Maria :D, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Rick B****c : Jump back! Wanna kiss myself...! UNH!!6:02pm · Comment · Like
Rick B****c is ready to watch some NASCAR through his eyelids this afternoon.Sun 12:13pm · Comment · Like
Rick B****c thinks Van Halen followed by Rush is nothing more than a dream come true!Sat 7:02pm · Comment · Like
Rick B****c cannot put into words how much that thing really rocked and how much everything cool is cool and how much stuff that rocks rocks!Sat 5:37pm · Comment · Like
Rick B****c is crying.Sat 3:06pm · Comment · Like
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3446/3309081805_0b9d3204f4_o.jpg
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 13 June 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
That whole site is A+++
http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/
― StanM, Saturday, 13 June 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
YM feels kind of sick. is there such a thing as too many blueberries?RDK is eating a hundred blueberries. urrggghhhh
^don't know each other
― salsa shark, Friday, 17 July 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
sometimes it works with wall posts too
BR to TR: I will be in your city tomorrow picking up my new toy with my Papa! You should come see me/see my new toy! You will be Mighty jealous I think! Yubba you! xo6 minutes ago
EP to EC: 1-5 October. I will be in your city. Will you? Say yes.7 minutes ago
― salsa shark, Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
This one was from Twitter:
hoosteen: Show was great, now to decide if home or the elephant roomabout 15 hours ago from txt
PGA_JohnDaly: made a side stage appearance at Jackson Browne at Meadow Brook tonight---good stuff flash back!about 15 hours ago from web
― http://tinyurl.com/ggggst (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
AR: is pretty fly for a white guy... 41 minutes ago DM: Baby, you and me got a groovy kinda love. 46 minutes ago
― DavidM, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
allyzay This rain is just diabolicless than a minute ago from txt
ryanbyrd sequence follow-up: waited out rain & it finally quit. waited 5 minutes to make sure it was over. got up, walked to door…torrential rain…6 minutes ago from Tweetie
^^^ These people live 2000 miles from each other.
― http://tinyurl.com/bbsshh (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Forrksclovetofu: As per usual, I thought you were a dude. Howdy not a dude!
IDKW but this is cracking me up. Hi forks, I am not a dude!
― ENBB, Friday, 31 July 2009 07:33 (fourteen years ago) link
enbb: not a dude
― ENBB, Friday, 31 July 2009 07:36 (fourteen years ago) link
JKL is exploring the medicinal properties of sexual activity.AM is aching after another touch session. owweee.SY wants to know what the hell that noise is that's coming from upstairs.
― if, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
SP Sick aircraft flying over my house all day..........so cool!!!HNHFeeling like I'm in Iraq with all the choppers in the air today, no peace on the Vineyard today
― scott seward, Sunday, 23 August 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
that was maria d - for some reason it's not letting me log out and log back in as myself
― scott seward, Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
C******** L**** London you're missing out on 4 hours of Jamaican Ska. Bumbaclarts!)J** M**** Oi, Mungo Jerry, no need to shout!
― never acid again, Saturday, 29 August 2009 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
EJ will be spending this rainy day making zucchini bread and watching twin peaks, thank you very much.JM is showing "Fire Walk with Me" in the backyard tonight. You can come over and watch.
― kate78, Monday, 7 September 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link
JD has the Honeycomb jingle in his head, yeah yeah yeah. It's not small, no no no... Is there some sort of heimlich manuever for this situation?GK has "Desperado" stuck in my head for like 2 days now. It's analogous to hell.
― kate78, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link
J**** L***** and V**** L***** are off to the hospital, beep beep BABY AHOY!J**** M***** is going to the zoooooooooo!
― James Mitchell, Monday, 5 October 2009 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link
There's not a general facebook thread (should we have one? I couldn't bring myself to start it), so here I am...
Have the notifications from Facebook changed recently or am I imagining it? I'm sure that I used to get an email whenever ANYONE commented on something I'd commented on etc. whereas over the last few days I have only seemed to get emails when it's someone I'm friends with who has done the commenting.
― krakow, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
can i say you're my girlfriend on facebook?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Aha, thanks. My apologies, it's late, I didn't realise that was the catch-all facebook thread, the title wasn't very appealing.
― krakow, Thursday, 15 October 2009 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link
no problem. anyways - can i tell people on facebook you're my girlfriend - y/n?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 15 October 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Sure, if you like. I'm easy.
― krakow, Thursday, 15 October 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link
sweet.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 15 October 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i37.tinypic.com/xqbdjq.jpg
― ice cr?m, Monday, 19 October 2009 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link
BV doesn't feel like cooking....any suggestions for dinner for me and the kids???PTS when in doubt, make pasta
― kate78, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
[My 17 y/o cousin] -> Eli N*****: dude, so, i just had a dream that you and I and marian went to Belgium by train w/ john-from-the-mountain-goats.
i have no idea what this says about my sub-conscious but this was easily the best fucking dream i have ever had.
<3 <3 <3 that kid.
― Joint Custody (ian), Friday, 8 January 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
B**** J******* is on the horns of a sartorial dilemma over whether to wear his Roger Carter tribute shorts for work tomorrow.J****** B**** became a fan of Flash Your Shorts.
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 21 March 2010 11:53 (fourteen years ago) link
AH: Can we talk about arugula for a second? Why is it so good? What's your favorite way to use arugula in your life?GK: Ya'll do know that arugula is really tasty steamed, right?
― kate78, Saturday, 22 May 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
WOOHOO!! McDonald vs. Chicago = Reversed and remanded! Today is a momentous day for gun owners.
resisting the urge to reply with a link to the news story about how 54 people in Chicago were shot in one weekend a couple of weeks ago
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 28 June 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Hah, after a spate of morons from high school spouting off about how thrilled they were about the decision, I posted something sort of similar. Hopefully it pisses them off so that I know exactly who to permanently delete.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 28 June 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link
J***** T***** Mysterious phone call from Hong Kong. Was it you?a few seconds ago via Facebook for iPhone · Comment · LikeUnlike
C**** W*** haha, course its me! how you keeping mate, looong time no see!2 minutes ago · Comment · Like
I think the second one was supposed to go on someone's wall but I lolled mildly so
― hoxton whores ahoy (DJ Mencap), Monday, 4 October 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
J******* B******Last night, I dream-wrote a jingle for Chicago-style hot dogs called "There's No Mustard on Me" that, somewhat incongruously, involved Zydeco accordion.13 hours ago · LikeUnlike · Comment
T***** H*****"Ketchup is, as every chef knows, like frosting for meat."3 hours ago · LikeUnlike · Comment
― jaymc, Thursday, 11 November 2010 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Justin Way to go post office! Saturday before Christmas and ONE person working the counter. How about some managers getting FIRED! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Jennifer and they want to run our healthcare?!?!?!?!
― http://tinyurl.com/ccccccccccccccccc (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link
JM: Tony farted a nasty stinker. I want to fart in his lunch.TC: Who knew a band called Fartbarf would be so great! lol
(what kind of people am I friends with?)
― kate78, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
noodle killing it
― underrated mountain goats bootlegs I have owned (history mayne), Sunday, 19 June 2011 10:46 (twelve years ago) link
GETTIN HIGHER THAN A MUTHAFUCKA
― j/k lacan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 June 2011 10:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/6017/screenshot20120123at159.png
― pplains, Monday, 23 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/6965/screenshot20120131at801.png
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link
B=========I haven't publicly whined about my divorce until now but man her sending me emails about her new bf and how she wears what I bought for her for him is just below the belt. Let him have her. The fact that someone could sleep with somebody else before the ink even dries is sick. I'll be a productive badass today like I planned.
― pplains, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
Those things are an annoyance, but at the very least I can say oh yes, i used to play nintendo or had a vcr or drank soda out of a 12 oz glass bottle.
But that ... I didn't know if that was a big pepperoni or a piece of bacon and the mustard on white bread – no, i do not remember eating that as a kid
― pplains, Saturday, 10 November 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
Vinny - suffering from P.M.S. for a few days...(parked motorcycle syndrome).....uuuggghhhh...
― pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
***** ******* ****Dear friends.
Unfortunately, I am in the process of shutting my Facebook account down. I want to thank all those who have helped me in times of need over the years. I am heartbroken about this, but lightening really does strike twice it seems, and I can no longer trust one of you.
So, over the next few days I am asking anyone who would like to stay in touch to PM me your numbers. Please DO NOT comment on this post, message me instead.
Thank you once again for all of your support. You've got me through the tough times and celebrated the good times with me.
Wish it could have lasted!Like · · 10 minutes ago via mobile
****** ****This no phone business isn't bad at all, would be stalkers just mail me.Like · · 16 minutes ago ·
― Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/351453bcae01d4ed1b265ab05dd452f6/tumblr_mltnhfbFuI1s7cv54o1_500.png
― pplains, Thursday, 25 April 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
today one of my cousins posted "Don't take life for granite!!!!"
― love bullets featuring skylar grey (some dude), Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/562010_435233979932286_1778718162_n.jpg
cries for help remain unheard.
― pplains, Friday, 20 December 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
MA: Time to tell everyone you had picked the Broncos and the Seahawks from the start. Nobody will ever know.BH: Woot! XXX predicted the Super Bowl teams when we sat in Century Link for the Seattle - Broncos pre-season game. Way to go baby!
― kate78, Monday, 20 January 2014 04:53 (ten years ago) link
**** ****** *********Let me make this clear... I will not brown nose to get what i want. i will not do all i can for the sake of social status.. if you ask me a question i will give you an answer.. a truthful one.. this will hurt now n again.
The next fame hungry fuck that talks to me like im a cunt because you've played a gig in front of 30 people will have his/her larynx removed.
Do it the old fashioned way and work harder you fucking rat!Like · · Share · 6 minutes ago ·
**** ********Facebook needs a "lacks context" button. Some of you are so cryptic with your vague, passive aggressive statuses.Like · · 7 minutes ago ·
― imago bantz and the deems context (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 February 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link
Arrgh statuses like the first one drive me up the fucking wall. So attention seeking and self-important.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 28 February 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link
yeah that guy is 1/3 that stuff 1/3 wakeupsheeple 1/3 I AM QUITTING FB FOREVER
― imago bantz and the deems context (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 February 2014 17:33 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ueqRbib.png
― pplains, Sunday, 24 May 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link
THINK THIS LADY IS PISSED?If you are over 50, you need to read this. If not, don't bother, you are already screwed.
Alan Simpson, the Senator from Wyoming calls senior citizens the Greediest Generation as he compared "Social Security " to a Milk Cow with 310 million teats. Here's a response in a letter from PATTY MYERS in Montana ... I think she is a little ticked off! She also tells it like it is!
"Hey Alan, let's get a few things straight!!!1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole (tit) for FIFTY YEARS.
2. ...
― pplains, Thursday, 31 December 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link
Alan Simpson retired from the Senate in 1997.
― pplains, Thursday, 31 December 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link
Gosh, ol "Cuck" sure has become a grump!
http://i.imgur.com/vVzXUMC.png
― pplains, Thursday, 19 May 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WnR1u88.png
― pplains, Sunday, 19 February 2017 04:22 (seven years ago) link