BRITNEY!

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I was expecting someone to say "As if grade-B porn model vapid is a bad thing", to tell you the truth...

Sean, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well, there you are. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yeah, but the point is you're not really into Britney Spears, but rather the collective effort of an entire group. She's almost an afterthought or a droid programmed to do the routine, if you will....

Wouldn't you rather just see the people that wrote the music play it themselves while the people that taught her to dance coreographed a whole stage full of hotass lolitas in skintight & revealing clothing? I sure would. You know, almost like a female Menudo.

Nude Spock, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm quite keen on the collective efforts of groups as a means of doing something, and dont see it as a problem. Britney's contribution is to be the frontperson for this effort.

Tom, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think the latest trend with the computer-rendered frontpersons (think Lara Croft plus pop music) is right up your alley, then. I wish I could find the link, but I know there are 2 fake teen sensations in cyberspace at this moment. It was fairly big news a while ago. Live performance doesn't pose much of a problem, since they already have those jumbo screens for large concerts anyway.

Nude SPock, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Slave could be such a sexy goddamn song with another singer. A sultry blues vocalist or something. I wish Britney would lip-synch her albums like she does her concerts.

bnw, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Computer-rendered vocalists don't cut it for two reasons:

i. computer graphics aren't good enough yet. Lara Croft and the people in Final Fantasy are realistic enough to make you respond to them on a plot-based, fictional, level (though good prose could do that) but not - for me anyway - on a performative level.

ii. part of what is contradictory and fun about pop is the potential for things to go wrong - having a human performer makes this potential more acute and more interesting.

This is a minor point, though - basically, you're right. I would have no problem enjoying records performed by fictional characters, for instance.

Tom, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

(insert requisite Gorillaz quip here)

scott p., Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ouch! Not rubbish fictional characters, obviously. ;)

Tom, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

If Gorillaz were a bit more fictional and a bit less Damon Albarn then I might find more time for them. (Actually, perhaps not, I've just remembered how awful everything I've heard by them has been, and it can't all be Albarn's fault. But anyway.)

"Britnillaz!"...?

Rebecca, Tuesday, 2 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

What do people think about the title of the album? (Britney)

That cover is also a shame. It looks very Adobe Photoshop.

Honda, Wednesday, 3 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

the title is awful. i hate it when bands or artists make an eponymous record when they already have other stuff out. its like, *and now, the real me/us)*. just said this on the pulp thread too.

gareth, Wednesday, 3 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Praising Britney is a bit like supporting the airheaded jock or cheerleader who is not only rich, but blessed with good genetics as well. If you were in their position, you could've easily had the same strings pulled and ended up a clueless human cartoon, too. Of course Britney is a pop star. You needn't be impressed by this fact. Britney fans must be the same sort who go to movies for the neat special effects.

Nude Spock, Wednesday, 3 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Or or or or like when people say, "The Yankees are the fuckin' BEST!" Like, no shit, brainiac! They got the most money. You might as well congratulate Bill Gates for forcing another company out of business.

Nude Spock, Wednesday, 3 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i like the idea of a complex and brillant conglomaerate making someone famous. Its like a Duchampian/Koonsian My Fair LAdy .

anthony, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Who has Britney forced out of business? Pop ain't a zero-sum game.

mark s, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Of course I go to the movies for neat special f/x. You think I'm supposed to go to become a better person or something?

Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

six years pass...

Britney Spears records 'aggressive' new material

Britney Spears’ new album is under way and according to the producer with whom she is working, it’s “real aggressive”.

Rodney Jerkins, who created hits with the likes of TLC, including the enormously successfully ‘No Scrubs’, and Brandy on her ’Full Moon’ album, is collaborating with Spears for the first time in seven years and says the new material is "very dance-y, very up-tempo, in the clubs, real aggressive, and catchy...very, very hook-friendly."

Jerkins told Rap-Up TV that Spears is a fast worker and that he plans to reinvent her sound for the 2009 release.

"It usually takes people a long time to record songs and we just did a song. She walked in at 8:30 and was out by 10:30 -- did the whole song -- in and out. …I love working with her. I'm just trying to reinvent her and reinvent myself with her project."

The pair have been working together for around four weeks and Jerkins says that after after her failed 'comeback' at the MTV Awards last year, the singer is on a new path to success.

"I was very happy to see that she was working on the positive side and she's moving toward new things now. I think it's about to be her time again."

--By our New York staff.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link

BRITNEY SPEARS is looking back to her old self and it seems the people who matter are taking notice.

Bosses at MTV could be set to ask her to return to September's Video Music Awards (VMAs) despite her disastrous performance just 12 months ago.

She gave a dreadful and out of time rendition of single Gimme More at the bash in Las Vegas. She was later spotted crying backstage.

So could Brit be set for her second "comeback" in as many years?

MTV president Van Toffler revealed: "Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?"

Let's hope Britney gets it right this time.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Jerkins certainly did a bang up job on Janet's comeback single, he must be the man for the job here

some dude, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 05:10 (fifteen years ago) link

six years pass...

"Britney is back (again), but this time she has the help of a fellow diva.

The singer revealed to People that she and “Fancy” rapper Iggy Azalea collaborated on a single that will drop May 5.

Azalea confirmed to the Associated Press earlier this month that the song will be called “Pretty Girls” and will most likely appear on her next album."

katherine, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

is it too gauche to pre-emptively crosspost this in rolling worst songs

katherine, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

:(

dyl, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

Maybe this will be a return to form as iggy is at this point in time considered "toxic"

Leonard Pine, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

yes, i am available for subheading gigs :)

Leonard Pine, Thursday, 26 March 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link

it's iggy iggz!!! and britney, bitch

katherine, Thursday, 26 March 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

some choice instagramming from britney lately https://www.instagram.com/p/BF1l0D5m8Nk/?hl=en

germane geir hongro (s.clover), Saturday, 28 May 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

new track from GLORY is co-produced by mattman & robin, who also worked on 'run away with me' and 'gimme love'

maura, Thursday, 18 August 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

britney working with E•MO•TION personnel might be one of the best pop looks of 2016

maura, Thursday, 18 August 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

to be fair they've written like 50% of non-edm pop radio songs lately

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Thursday, 18 August 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link

"do you wanna come over?" is the only song i've liked from the album so far

dyl, Thursday, 18 August 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

five years pass...

I address the implications of "I'm a Slave 4 U," John Ashcroft's ordering statues to cover themselves, and the sinister figure of Justin Timberlake: https://www.stereogum.com/2165554/britney-spears-britney-turns-20/reviews/the-anniversary/

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 October 2021 23:15 (two years ago) link

Good stuff.

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 30 October 2021 03:16 (two years ago) link


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