BAD CRAP GROSS OUT THREAD: Vile pix of disgusting shit here.

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what were you doing to it??

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 00:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Dan Perry,

It may interest you to know that, this past winter, I was employed as a "tissue technician" (read: "roadie") for a medical supply company. My team and I would hold surgical training demonstrations that showcased the tools we had developed for the very same gynecological "malfunction" you describe above. However, since you can't very well practice cutting/sewing/re-vaulting on living people, we had to use the recently deceased. Or, more specifically, most of the recently deceased -- viz. their torsoes and a bit of stumpy leg. It fell on me to see that the specimens were properly thawed, cleaned, situated neatly into the makeshift stirrups (made from PVC piping), and that their assholes were sewn up so that they didn't leak any poop on the doctors.

Where there's muck, there's brass.

Love,

gbx.

-- giboyeux (in....) (webmail), November 30th, 2005 8:20 AM. (skowly) (link)

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy shit dude, worst job ever!

Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link

agreed

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

gbx, you should bring a printout of that back with you when you appear in the winter months. That way, we can make the MN ladies swoon with desire while boozing it up.

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 15 November 2006 01:54 (seventeen years ago) link

$300/day, bitches.

Friday: walk to the airport (I lived in Aspen, CO), fly to $CITY, check into the hotel, check on my "packages," go blow the $50/day food stipend on steak and wine.

Saturday: wake up, prep the specimen (see above), stand around for about 5 hours while the docs do their stuff, pack up, send off the packages, go to the airport, fly back home in time to hit the bar with my buddies.

Two days, rent paid. I fucking miss that job.

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 02:00 (seventeen years ago) link

best job ever

songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

and that their assholes were sewn up

dude, are you method man?

songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

lolll

sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 04:43 (seventeen years ago) link

heh

latebloomer: not to be confused with the dolphin from Seaquest DSV (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 04:52 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz4life

why didn't you fill their assholes up with caulk?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:29 (seventeen years ago) link

what is the first picture on this thread? it is so foul

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:32 (seventeen years ago) link

maggots_amputation.jpg

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i am fucking dying here.

trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"where there's muck, there's brass"

NEEDS TO BE A THREAD TITLE

trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ten years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arsMEOG5FZw

Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 March 2017 04:46 (seven years ago) link


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