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black bunny on friday?

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Where, this time?

Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

oh!

cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Glasgow! Home of Optimo! Requires further study, yes.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I have to write.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Glasgow is windy. I think my windys are coming in.

Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

they come in draughty and more draughty. what a choice.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:20 (nineteen years ago) link

It's windy here too. I think the whole country may be razed to the ground by the morning. Best protect and survive.

KeithW (kmw), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link

here it's windy.

cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

My Mum phoned me at work to tell me to beware of wind. I promised her I would also put on a vest and eat properly.

Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish I had some vests.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I knew I shouldn't have built my house out of straw.

KeithW (kmw), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish I could eat properly.

There's a wolf, at the door.

Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, not only are there wolves around here too; there are fucking pork sausages in the fridge.

KeithW (kmw), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

ally's room is like a fridge except that his light doesn't come on when you open his door or, even, when you switch the light switch.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I bet he doesn't defrost it either. Bloody students.

KeithW (kmw), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I bet he uses more clingfilm, in there, than he does, in the fridge.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link

As a preservatif?

Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 23:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Has he done his windies?

Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:56 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, I had forgotten about the clingfilm on windaes "idea".

I just meant because he uses no clingfilm, in the fridge, whatsoever.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 11:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I remember when I was a student, we spent several hours with a hairdryer trying to extract a packet of fish fingers that the freezer compartment had started to eat. That was in Edinburgh as well, where you might've expected people to have giant stainless steel fridges stuff full of things much posher than fish fingers. We saw a live fish finger at deep sea world once.

KeithW (kmw), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 12:08 (nineteen years ago) link

We defrosted our freezer recently - this involved me and RJG battering at a wall of ice with kitchen utensils until they all broke.

I should work the clingfilm idea.

I use TUPPERWARE, in the fridge.

Ally C (Ally C), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

but not in the sink.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I like this manly approach to defrosting. I will try it next time I have to. Although, I might have one of these anti-defrost fridges now. We did try that with ours years ago, but it was difficult; all we had was a spoon. It was like Escape from Alcatraz. Plus we got scared about knocking a hole in the "fridge magic" pipes that were kicking about.

KeithW (kmw), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.bestlaidschemes.com/

cºzen (Cozen), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

the car.

cºzen (Cozen), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

thanks a lot!

PF gave me a good tip, last week, which turned out to be christopher harvie's "deep fried hillman imp".

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

It's an amazing website that best laid schemes thing. My mother got all excited cause she could see Mosspark boulevard from the top of the rollercoaster at the Empire Exhibition in 1938... Quite amazing colour footage.

KeithW (kmw), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

OK scratch the RAF thing - I'm not playing that anymore. Perhaps at a later date.

Maybe I should wear the jacket, now, in the cathedral, next Friday. I wonder if Mr watson would come through?

Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally "No Email" Cook,

I'd love to, but my arse is currently broken in half. I fell on the ice on the 28th December and have fractured my hip, so I'm pretty much out of action for at least the next six weeks, possibly up to 10 weeks.

So sorry about that, but will have to get together for some drinks, chat and see your band and so on when I get better. Have fun and be excellent to one another.

I'm quite upset that news of my injury hasn't travelled the country, like in Ferris Bueller's day off.

KeithW (kmw), Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Incidentally, my injury clearly rules out asshopping.

KeithW (kmw), Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, in case that sounds a little worrying, broke in half is overstating it. I've fractured my right acetabullum, which is the kind of bit at the back of the ball and socket joint in your hip.

KeithW (kmw), Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Keith, have you become an old woman?

Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I am very sorry to hear about your old woman injury how mean of you cook.

hope you aren't too bored, while it heals!!

ally could send you a bootleg, of one of his gigs, that would ensure you would be, for a little while.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Poor Keithy. Have you asked the National Health to send a busty nurse to come and bathe you daily?

Oxfam are saying this is the hat from Dog On Wheels. I'm not so sure - I think they nicked it off that Pratchett bloke. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=58711&item=3865489681&rd=1#ebayphotohosting

Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, Cookie, wear the jacket. I vote that you wear the jacket. You could do a gig at Keith's house, just for him. In fact, all bands could do that, it would be Keithfest.

Puddin'Head Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:24 (nineteen years ago) link

How about a Nazi uniform, they're all the rage.

KeithW (kmw), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

An RAF jacket with a swastika armband for maximum crossover appeal.

Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:37 (nineteen years ago) link

The brim on that hat looks too wide for it to be the DOW vid one.

DOW vid FEATURING ALLY'S GRANDAD I meant to say.


Keith, if you poor arse is broken in half, do you consider it half full or half empty?

Mooro (Mooro), Friday, 14 January 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

That's a bit of a half-arsed effort isn't it?

KeithW (kmw), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Are Oxfam selling my Grandpa, too?

Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I bought him. very cheap. affordable, nice too.

cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 15 January 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

a lie.

cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 15 January 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

He's not nice.

Ally C (Ally C), Saturday, 15 January 2005 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally, you're so rude. He looks a very nice, helpful man, in the film.

(Not clingfilm.)

Mooro (Mooro), Saturday, 15 January 2005 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Mark E Smith dun his hip in as well, same way, but in Newcastle.

Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 17 January 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

There's another thing I have in common with him then.

KeithW (kmw), Monday, 17 January 2005 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, hang on, I've nothing in common with him at all.

KeithW (kmw), Monday, 17 January 2005 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Smith was well hard, he checked himself out before he was mended and got a pal to drive him back to Salford.

Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 17 January 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Keith, didn't you ever run into Mark E Smith when he was an Edinburgh Man?

Puddin'Head Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 17 January 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link


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