Stricter ID policy, I'd hazard
― Niles Caulder, Monday, 30 June 2008 05:54 (fifteen years ago) link
is fbk broken today or is it just me?
― the pinefox, Monday, 30 June 2008 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link
really -- I have not been able to access it all day.
― the pinefox, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
workn for me.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 30 June 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
that's a pity - still nothing here. I wonder why.
― the pinefox, Monday, 30 June 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
LOUIS JAGGER IS NOW TAKEN
:(
― homosexual II, Monday, 30 June 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
wow - I actually had a kind of success at a computer thing: tried fbk on firefox instead of IE and it worked! don't know why any of this is, as no other site has refused to load on IE.
of course when you get to fbk you remember that there's nothing much good to see on it anyway.
― the pinefox, Monday, 30 June 2008 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
OMGWTF?
G**** A****** is Waiting for the "face cream".9 hours ago - Comment
― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 September 2008 13:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Her English is not very good - I can't imagine she meant that the way it sounds.
XXX sleeps.
― ;n_n; (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 06:53 (fifteen years ago) link
S C is throwing bombs out the lambo.
C O'C thinks White Plains really needs to invest in red lights and stop signs, Dangerous driving 'round here.
― the birdman from the hilarious "alcatraz" prison (get bent), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 07:22 (fifteen years ago) link
D K is attending A DAY WITHOUT GAYS.
P O is selling size small APC, Number (N)ine, Miu Miu jackets...
― the birdman from the hilarious "alcatraz" prison (get bent), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 07:29 (fifteen years ago) link
AH thinks the killers are not killing it.ZB is killing it.
― kate78, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link
hahah GEE i wonder who P O is
― nabisco, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link
S M cant wait till payday! J G now knows what it's like to name his salary.
― AndyTheScot, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link
A H has mastered fire!E R's train caught fire on the way in to work.
― Nicholas Passant, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
three in a row!D B thinks you'd make a great Dread Pirate RobertsS C only reads pirate english nowC P is mendin th' sails. arrrr
― rent, Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link
EP won't be doing laundry cause he ran out of detergent.MPC just finished making homemade laundry detergent.
― kate78, Thursday, 18 December 2008 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
****** *** is 'Shot by Both Sides'... 51 minutes ago - Comment - Like[salsa shark] is excited for Magazine ! about an hour ago - Comment - Like ^^ don't know each other
― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 13 February 2009 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link
MJ has brought her ancient iPod back from the deadMR is breaking his itunes cherry
― Maria :D, Saturday, 14 February 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link
XP is pointing out that today was originally the celebration of some guy's violent, bloody martyrdom in the late 5th century.BL is celebrating his favorite saints day
― Maria :D, Saturday, 14 February 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
******** ******** can bearly see she's so drunk but is trying to inject her self... this could be nasty. ***** ********** is off to Amsterdam baby!!
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 22 February 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Facebook related fun:http://iwouldhaveificouldhave.tumblr.com/
― cybele, Sunday, 22 February 2009 05:15 (fifteen years ago) link
XXXX R. XXXXXX is psyched for the bitter tears and totally stoked for the slaying of the first-born!!!!!!!8 hours ago · Comment · Like
DXm PXXXantXXo Yo Jews, you're forgiven, he's back.9 hours ago · Comment · Like
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 12 April 2009 09:42 (fifteen years ago) link
S*** S*** broadcasts Happy and Healthy Birthday Wishes for "Monkey Mike" A***!53 minutes ago · Comment · LikeUnlikeYou like this.Write a comment...M*** G***HideM*** Ge*** monkey on the lam tonight at a special date and time: Tuesday 6-8 pm as opposed to the usual thursday show. And 2 hours instead of 1!56 minutes ago · Comment · LikeUnlikeYou like this.Write a comment...Jon WilliamsHideJon WilliamsJon posted an image to Tumblr."“The research was tickling baby apes.” In apes’ giggles, scientists find an important evolutionary clue | csmonitor.com"56 minutes ago · Comment · LikeUnlike · View postYou and 2 others like this.2 people like this.Write a comment...
― Maria :D, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Rick B****c : Jump back! Wanna kiss myself...! UNH!!6:02pm · Comment · Like
Rick B****c is ready to watch some NASCAR through his eyelids this afternoon.Sun 12:13pm · Comment · Like
Rick B****c thinks Van Halen followed by Rush is nothing more than a dream come true!Sat 7:02pm · Comment · Like
Rick B****c cannot put into words how much that thing really rocked and how much everything cool is cool and how much stuff that rocks rocks!Sat 5:37pm · Comment · Like
Rick B****c is crying.Sat 3:06pm · Comment · Like
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3446/3309081805_0b9d3204f4_o.jpg
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 13 June 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
That whole site is A+++
http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/
― StanM, Saturday, 13 June 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
YM feels kind of sick. is there such a thing as too many blueberries?RDK is eating a hundred blueberries. urrggghhhh
^don't know each other
― salsa shark, Friday, 17 July 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
sometimes it works with wall posts too
BR to TR: I will be in your city tomorrow picking up my new toy with my Papa! You should come see me/see my new toy! You will be Mighty jealous I think! Yubba you! xo6 minutes ago
EP to EC: 1-5 October. I will be in your city. Will you? Say yes.7 minutes ago
― salsa shark, Thursday, 23 July 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
This one was from Twitter:
hoosteen: Show was great, now to decide if home or the elephant roomabout 15 hours ago from txt
PGA_JohnDaly: made a side stage appearance at Jackson Browne at Meadow Brook tonight---good stuff flash back!about 15 hours ago from web
― http://tinyurl.com/ggggst (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 28 July 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
AR: is pretty fly for a white guy... 41 minutes ago DM: Baby, you and me got a groovy kinda love. 46 minutes ago
― DavidM, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link
allyzay This rain is just diabolicless than a minute ago from txt
ryanbyrd sequence follow-up: waited out rain & it finally quit. waited 5 minutes to make sure it was over. got up, walked to door…torrential rain…6 minutes ago from Tweetie
^^^ These people live 2000 miles from each other.
― http://tinyurl.com/bbsshh (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Forrksclovetofu: As per usual, I thought you were a dude. Howdy not a dude!
IDKW but this is cracking me up. Hi forks, I am not a dude!
― ENBB, Friday, 31 July 2009 07:33 (fourteen years ago) link
enbb: not a dude
― ENBB, Friday, 31 July 2009 07:36 (fourteen years ago) link
JKL is exploring the medicinal properties of sexual activity.AM is aching after another touch session. owweee.SY wants to know what the hell that noise is that's coming from upstairs.
― if, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
SP Sick aircraft flying over my house all day..........so cool!!!HNHFeeling like I'm in Iraq with all the choppers in the air today, no peace on the Vineyard today
― scott seward, Sunday, 23 August 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
that was maria d - for some reason it's not letting me log out and log back in as myself
― scott seward, Sunday, 23 August 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
C******** L**** London you're missing out on 4 hours of Jamaican Ska. Bumbaclarts!)J** M**** Oi, Mungo Jerry, no need to shout!
― never acid again, Saturday, 29 August 2009 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
EJ will be spending this rainy day making zucchini bread and watching twin peaks, thank you very much.JM is showing "Fire Walk with Me" in the backyard tonight. You can come over and watch.
― kate78, Monday, 7 September 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link
JD has the Honeycomb jingle in his head, yeah yeah yeah. It's not small, no no no... Is there some sort of heimlich manuever for this situation?GK has "Desperado" stuck in my head for like 2 days now. It's analogous to hell.
― kate78, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link
J**** L***** and V**** L***** are off to the hospital, beep beep BABY AHOY!J**** M***** is going to the zoooooooooo!
― James Mitchell, Monday, 5 October 2009 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link
There's not a general facebook thread (should we have one? I couldn't bring myself to start it), so here I am...
Have the notifications from Facebook changed recently or am I imagining it? I'm sure that I used to get an email whenever ANYONE commented on something I'd commented on etc. whereas over the last few days I have only seemed to get emails when it's someone I'm friends with who has done the commenting.
― krakow, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
can i say you're my girlfriend on facebook?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Aha, thanks. My apologies, it's late, I didn't realise that was the catch-all facebook thread, the title wasn't very appealing.
― krakow, Thursday, 15 October 2009 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link
no problem. anyways - can i tell people on facebook you're my girlfriend - y/n?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 15 October 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Sure, if you like. I'm easy.
― krakow, Thursday, 15 October 2009 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link
sweet.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 15 October 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i37.tinypic.com/xqbdjq.jpg
― ice cr?m, Monday, 19 October 2009 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link
BV doesn't feel like cooking....any suggestions for dinner for me and the kids???PTS when in doubt, make pasta
― kate78, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
JM: Tony farted a nasty stinker. I want to fart in his lunch.TC: Who knew a band called Fartbarf would be so great! lol
(what kind of people am I friends with?)
― kate78, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
noodle killing it
― underrated mountain goats bootlegs I have owned (history mayne), Sunday, 19 June 2011 10:46 (twelve years ago) link
GETTIN HIGHER THAN A MUTHAFUCKA
― j/k lacan (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 June 2011 10:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/6017/screenshot20120123at159.png
― pplains, Monday, 23 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/6965/screenshot20120131at801.png
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link
B=========I haven't publicly whined about my divorce until now but man her sending me emails about her new bf and how she wears what I bought for her for him is just below the belt. Let him have her. The fact that someone could sleep with somebody else before the ink even dries is sick. I'll be a productive badass today like I planned.
― pplains, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
Dude has 1300 friends. what are you doing man.
B========= morelike ===B
― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Monday, 5 March 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/1UpST.png
wat
― pplains, Monday, 1 October 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link
I had that pop up on my FB the other day...I would have clicked Bewildered if it existed.
― *tera, Monday, 1 October 2012 06:58 (eleven years ago) link
:'(
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Monday, 1 October 2012 07:02 (eleven years ago) link
Needs to get that butt out of his mouth, never forget.
― pplains, Monday, 1 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/B0xpo.png
the fuck is that
― pplains, Saturday, 10 November 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
besides disgusting looking? Fried baloney?
― Jaq, Saturday, 10 November 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
Those things are an annoyance, but at the very least I can say oh yes, i used to play nintendo or had a vcr or drank soda out of a 12 oz glass bottle.
But that ... I didn't know if that was a big pepperoni or a piece of bacon and the mustard on white bread – no, i do not remember eating that as a kid
― pplains, Saturday, 10 November 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
Vinny - suffering from P.M.S. for a few days...(parked motorcycle syndrome).....uuuggghhhh...
― pplains, Monday, 12 November 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
***** ******* ****Dear friends.
Unfortunately, I am in the process of shutting my Facebook account down. I want to thank all those who have helped me in times of need over the years. I am heartbroken about this, but lightening really does strike twice it seems, and I can no longer trust one of you.
So, over the next few days I am asking anyone who would like to stay in touch to PM me your numbers. Please DO NOT comment on this post, message me instead.
Thank you once again for all of your support. You've got me through the tough times and celebrated the good times with me.
Wish it could have lasted!Like · · 10 minutes ago via mobile
****** ****This no phone business isn't bad at all, would be stalkers just mail me.Like · · 16 minutes ago ·
― Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/351453bcae01d4ed1b265ab05dd452f6/tumblr_mltnhfbFuI1s7cv54o1_500.png
― pplains, Thursday, 25 April 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
today one of my cousins posted "Don't take life for granite!!!!"
― love bullets featuring skylar grey (some dude), Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/562010_435233979932286_1778718162_n.jpg
cries for help remain unheard.
― pplains, Friday, 20 December 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
MA: Time to tell everyone you had picked the Broncos and the Seahawks from the start. Nobody will ever know.BH: Woot! XXX predicted the Super Bowl teams when we sat in Century Link for the Seattle - Broncos pre-season game. Way to go baby!
― kate78, Monday, 20 January 2014 04:53 (ten years ago) link
**** ****** *********Let me make this clear... I will not brown nose to get what i want. i will not do all i can for the sake of social status.. if you ask me a question i will give you an answer.. a truthful one.. this will hurt now n again.
The next fame hungry fuck that talks to me like im a cunt because you've played a gig in front of 30 people will have his/her larynx removed.
Do it the old fashioned way and work harder you fucking rat!Like · · Share · 6 minutes ago ·
**** ********Facebook needs a "lacks context" button. Some of you are so cryptic with your vague, passive aggressive statuses.Like · · 7 minutes ago ·
― imago bantz and the deems context (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 February 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link
Arrgh statuses like the first one drive me up the fucking wall. So attention seeking and self-important.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 28 February 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link
yeah that guy is 1/3 that stuff 1/3 wakeupsheeple 1/3 I AM QUITTING FB FOREVER
― imago bantz and the deems context (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 February 2014 17:33 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ueqRbib.png
― pplains, Sunday, 24 May 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link
THINK THIS LADY IS PISSED?If you are over 50, you need to read this. If not, don't bother, you are already screwed.
Alan Simpson, the Senator from Wyoming calls senior citizens the Greediest Generation as he compared "Social Security " to a Milk Cow with 310 million teats. Here's a response in a letter from PATTY MYERS in Montana ... I think she is a little ticked off! She also tells it like it is!
"Hey Alan, let's get a few things straight!!!1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole (tit) for FIFTY YEARS.
2. ...
― pplains, Thursday, 31 December 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link
Alan Simpson retired from the Senate in 1997.
― pplains, Thursday, 31 December 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link
Gosh, ol "Cuck" sure has become a grump!
http://i.imgur.com/vVzXUMC.png
― pplains, Thursday, 19 May 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WnR1u88.png
― pplains, Sunday, 19 February 2017 04:22 (seven years ago) link