nakhchivan's logodaedaly

sorry the bitterness is keeping me from deriving any joy from this or any other joke atm

oh, that's okay. maybe the joke's not funny.

i dont understand why good posters have beef. Itisamystery

peacox dont be slow i was jk

http://i54.tinypic.com/16aur6c.jpg

http://www.angus.org/Pub/Lit/graphics/beef_poster.jpg

good poster w/ beef imo

be nice, y'all

ben ice

he looks p. chill imo

hey, nakh -- i want to email you, but i can't use ilx mail because of a funny glitch

ilxmailed u

lol

srsly concerned that nakh's gonna get permanently stuck in the mcnultyisms soon.

nakhchivan will have been disappointed to have been pegged as being permanently stuck in mcnultyisms. he will have known that his continuing forays into imitating the gormless beeb man's writing style would be risky, but perhaps would not have seen such criticism coming. however there are others who would say that the wordy poster will relish the role. if anyone is happy at this turn of events it will be one addicks supporting ilxor whose continuing support for the poster has been shown through the creation of this thread.

ya it's kinda compelling after a while

maybe nult himself was a young dedalus who parodied senile sportswriters for so long he could no longer distinguish nultworld from reality

i'm always disappointed by my efforts. swift i amn't.

fess up,

are you in fact the louche second son of an 18th century central european earl, and, if so, why the fixation with wayne rooney?

any illumination could be greatly beneficial to a manuscript i'm considering

no, and....idk?

he is quite fascinating though? i guess in central european terms he is somewhat akin to moosbrugger, the lumpen psychopathic serial killer who fascinates everyone in 'the man without qualities'

it's easy to read things into rooney's cold dead eyes and impassive potatoface

rooney would kill for a sidestep as smooth as yours imo

roosbrugger

why the reduced ilx presence imo

the former everton man without qualities

trying to post a bit less also watching less fitba i suppose

whatever the cause it's appreciated i'm sure

the former ilx man will have been unhappy with his recent performance

http://www.wormsandgermsblog.com/uploads/image/Shake%20paw.jpg

how many languages can u read/speak?

the former everton man without qualities

kudos

hi deems

can read french alright, have never had any cause to speak it tho so who knows
german i wish i could, i did it at school but acing gcse and actually being conversant in are different things
i was good at latin, so i can vaguely understand bits of written italian, portugues and spanish

i should probably have studied at least one of these past 16

probably my fave ilxor. certainly top 5.

are you lampard level at latin, would you say

frankus obesus

well the romans were never very trim

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s240/trebus63/l_a45e5120434e27e81c50e845e538aef71.gif

http://phoodjournal.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/img_2998.jpg

semper fudge

pig latin

bieren van der vaart

thread started with such lofty ideals

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wijn roo

frank lampard is fat

some fucking wordsmith u turned out

fat lampard is frank

more like frank lard-amp amirite

if u look closely at that horrible gif, u can see the phasing silhouettes of two...cherubs, i think, either side of the distended stomach of lampard

fat lamptard

frank lumptard

fwank lumphard

phat phrank

fatty lamps

frat frank