How Gross Are You?

I am currently sleeping under a doona whose cover my cat has puked on thrice this week. I just wiped it off with a paper towel. CBF washing the damn thing again I only washed it a week or 2 back.

re: popping zits

Not even 1/10th as satisfying as squeezing out a blackhead that was much deeper and more gnarly than you ever expected, and then seeing the open hole on your face where it had been lodged for ages.

i haven't trimmed my pubes in months. starting to curl.

sometimes i absent-mindedly pick/tear the ends of my fingernails off if theyre getting long and i'm not paying attention to what my hands are doing enough to go get the nail clippers

wait san te, you trim? are you male or female bodied? just curious. cuz i find trimming fine on dudes, shaved is gross..shaved on girls is like, "ugh". know so many sex worker ladies who do it for their jobs but it just looks disgusting, imo

i's a dude, I trim but have never been 'hair free' in that area. mostly cuz I'm afraid of nicking my bag

Not yet up to adding grossness to this thread but just had to comment on Erica's female hairy armpit thing. I don't understand the problem so many guys have with women who have hairy armpits and I never will. There is literally nothing gross about hairy armpits on women.

'er indoors does not I repeat not have hairy armpits btw.

Dunno if this counts but before our wedding I had some work done on my nasal cavity. For almost a year after the operation, at least twice a day, I was coughing up hard chunks of snot the size of AA batteries.

Yeah, that's gross.

co-sign on hairy pits (or legs or pubes) on women, tho. not gross at all.

hairy pits rule on all humans.

i salute our new leader Harry Pits

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I came on here to assert that I am grosser than all of you, but... thanks for making me feel vaguely normal, guys.

Yeah, I mean I'm guilty of many of the things on here, but right now I feel in need of a power shower.

takin my hat off to ENBB here

Yr not washing it though, right?

there's been like a trapped fart in me since like 6 a.m., I need to release it but it's hiding deep inside my body. gonna go smoke it out in the shower

You can get ringworm from musty old towrls

In Idaho I would sometimes just not shave my body hair at all, but the weather was a lot less sweat-inducing there. One time me and a friend were swimming at a public pool and these two little boys (9-10 years old maybe) were like making each other giggle and blush. One of them said, "He likes you...he likes your type...he likes hairy girls..." I went home and shaved.

i have the worst gag reflex in the world. any time I do a strep test where they want to swab my throat or stick that stick in my mouth, I come close to puking. almost threw up on the doctor last time but swallowed it instead.

i also often think of vile, grotesque wtf images. i have no control over it, they just appear in my subconscious

like Nell Carter being teabagged by Sherman Hemsley

I have a hair-trigger gag reflex too, and I had to have a tooth out last year. Even the dentist was taken aback by my frequent gagging. Nightmare.

I have keratosis pilaris on my upper arms and I like to pick off the skin cap over hair follicles when I'm bored

― dayo, Wednesday, January 12, 2011 10:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Me too! However, having read the rest of this thread, I'm not sure if it qualifies as gross anymore : /

i bite my nails, sometimes until they bleed. My cuticles are made up of scar tissue...and like ENBB i always have to smell my belly button...its smells like an aged cheese. Thats about as gross as i get.

my gag reflex is so nuts that I throw up brushing my teeth sometimes and have to start all over again.

All of these will prepare your bodies for fighting the bird flu.

Seriously. I never get sick with colds/flu, ever.

That sounds like you're daring the universe, now.

I've eaten in the bath and then put the dishes in it to wash them off.

― peacocks, Wednesday, January 12, 2011 2:03 PM (Yesterday)

Why do people do this? Eat in the bathtub? I don't think it's "disgusting savage" level, it's just weird.

I guess it depends on if you're taking a bath to get clean or taking a bath to relax. If I was having a relaxing bath (which I probably haven't bothered doing in 15 years or more), I'd eat something indulgent and probably have some champagne too.

I shower about once a week. Think I'm over the week mark just now. Probably for the best, I've no idea when I last washed the one towel I'm currently using. Of its many stains one I recognise is a significant quantity of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food.

pick my nose, squeeze zits, bite my nails to the quick, am not akin to skipping a day or two from showering. that's the extent of it.

Merydeux do you have like thigh rashes and stuff?

i wipe hard in the mothafuckin taint

wait i did cum into a curtain once in a tight spot, looking back

I have a book called Doctor Who and the Taint.

calibrated spooge, nice

Not to overlook your curtain spunk story but y'know xp

"craziest places you've masturbated" thread spinoff thread in 3....2....

any portiere in a storm

i would maybe post to that thread. maybe.

I feel like we already have that thread?

I can't be bothered to search for it tho

might do it when i have two hands free again

Merydeux do you have like thigh rashes and stuff?

nah my skin is pretty good, somehow. it feels like cheating as far as grossness bragging points go (and i obv break those out a lot), since for the most part it seems more theoretically gross than actually.

xpost for the record I wouldn't post in that thread. I want to preserve the illusion that you all are more vile than me

xp sorry to steer the thread off of the direction it was headed, but my masturbatory practices have been entirely dull.

i have yet to masturbate at work