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So... ILX then yeh?

(ducks)

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

the 'buying organic food at fucking borough market and sneering at people who listen to pop music or enjoy 'dodgeball' while voting lib dem or fucking green before returning in the chastely non-gas guzzling stanstead-wagon to your just-diverse-enough corner of north london' party.

They sound great. I'll vote for them.

I think The Independent is the best newspaper we've got. That isn't saying much, but it'll do. The Guardian got alarmingly New Labour at one point, I don't know if it has ventured back to the left since.

hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I love how moderately left-leaning people raise Enrique's bile so much more than real actual Tories. Its quite sweet.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

i think i'm rapidly turning into a US-type libertarian is why. vegetarian tate-frequenters made me do it.

NRQ, Friday, 18 February 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

It's the class version of indie guilt.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

i like pop music. i think i would vaguely enjoy Dodgeball. Go Lib Dems!

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

vegetarian tate-frequenters made me do it.

hmmm...

I am everything you despise.

hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 18 February 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

the lib dems aren't left-leaning though, are they? sorry i'm all fucked up with this left-right stuff. the big emphasis on how indie readers go on city breaks ect is a) nothing to do with life on my pay packet and b) totally contradicts their environmentalist stance. none of the 'left-wing' things the indie likes (like high taxes) are part of 'the left', are they? i don't know any more. i'm about as reliable on politics as carmody.

NRQ, Friday, 18 February 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Left-right doesn't really mean anything any more, if it ever did.

I'm sounding more and more like a stereotypical Independent reader ('cept for the lib-dem thing). Out of interest, why is a city-break worse environmentally than a holiday anywhere else??

I think I'm going to embrace my inner middle-class person, rather than reject him. I didn't realise he was thriving quite so well.

hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish someone would have told me left doesn't mean anything; I feel such a fool for describing myself as a leftie bastard for the longest time. Ho hum.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Left-right doesn't really mean anything any more, if it ever did.

Well, obviously it *did* (in, say, 1789...) -- it meant things like social justice, universal law, blah, workers control, ect. It didn't mean banning fox-hunting. Or if it did, that was fairly low down the list of priorities.

Of course city breaks aren't 'worse' than other holidays, but aviation fuel is aviation fuel, and the Indie editor's focus on this as 'what his readers do' was interesting in context (SUVs are teh evil!).

NRQ, Friday, 18 February 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish someone would have told me left doesn't mean anything; I feel such a fool for describing myself as a leftie bastard for the longest time. Ho hum.

Well, okay then, it means whatever you choose to attach to it, if you choose to attach (and be attached) to it. It means nothing to me. So you're left wing...are you a Stalinist, a Trotskyite, a Marxist-Lenninist or Tony Blair? Try telling me that all of those ideologies have something in common. The attempt to draw a line from left to right in some imaginary political spectrum is doomed to failure.

I'm aware that all of the above is stating the obvious, by the way.

hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, obviously it *did* (in, say, 1789...) -- it meant things like social justice, universal law, blah, workers control, ect. It didn't mean banning fox-hunting. Or if it did, that was fairly low down the list of priorities.

Yup... but if you were a member of certain social movements of that time, it also meant cutting people's heads off. Most lefties (err... didn't I just say that term didn't mean anything??) that is..most self-identified lefties don't go in for that sort of thing nowadays. And I'm not sure that anyone holds up Robespierre as the embodiment of social justice.
I take your point - but for the most part its a pretty lazy definition. Which is why I don't feel that describing anything as 'left-wing' means anything at all.

hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Of course city breaks aren't 'worse' than other holidays, but aviation fuel is aviation fuel, and the Indie editor's focus on this as 'what his readers do' was interesting in context (SUVs are teh evil!).

Right...I get what you're saying now. Personally, the closest I get to an SUV is when the bus I'm on is stuck behind one but apart from that I'm scarily close to this Independent reader stereotype.

The only thing, though..when did 'liberal' come to mean 'middle-class'? I mean, when did the fact that I don't eat cows come to mean that I'm a ritch bitch?? How much IS considered middle-class these days? Is 12 grand middle class??
I'm not having a go at you, by the way, this is something I see quite a lot and I don't know why the two terms are used interchangeably, except that its convenient when people are trying to de-bunk the validity of environmentalist or vegetarian ideas.

hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

The poor don't have the time to eat vegetables of course!

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 18 February 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/apr/10/theindependent.independentnewsmedia

^^ god knows what this will be like. alton is a hack and, politically, a minnow who handed over the observer to the neocons -- it had been a pretty good paper once, under hutton (and hutton's dep who actually edited the thing, name escapes me). how his steez will square with the pic-of-dolphins-plus-'CRUELTY'-era indie should be intersting.

banriquit, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:20 (sixteen years ago) link

is the indie still broadsheet size? cos that's pretty handy around the house.

Frogman Henry, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:23 (sixteen years ago) link

no -- it might even have been the first to go tab.

banriquit, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:26 (sixteen years ago) link

that or the times.

banriquit, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:26 (sixteen years ago) link

shit so what's left in broadsheet? the guardian's shite for containing mess

Frogman Henry, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:34 (sixteen years ago) link

the torygraph stands alone

banriquit, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:38 (sixteen years ago) link

i will be purchasing that in my weekly online shop then

Frogman Henry, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:39 (sixteen years ago) link

FT as well. If the good lord intended you to read it in a leather armchair in your gentlemen's club then it needs to stay broadsheet.

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:45 (sixteen years ago) link

oh yeah the FT. i never think of that as a newspaper, being economincally illterate and all that.

banriquit, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I think it'll probably turn into the daily version of the Observer in all honesty. The 'pictures of forest fires plus MELTDOWN' Indy isn't really a strong enough brand in its own right for its owners to get precious about.

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean the Observer's news section has got flimsier and flimsier over the last 3-4 years and that approach would suit the Indy's whole look and feel and under-resourced newsroom pretty well.

Matt DC, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:51 (sixteen years ago) link

there's also the possibility of indie and sindie merging rite?

banriquit, Thursday, 10 April 2008 08:56 (sixteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/johann-hari-despite-these-riots-i-stand-by-what-i-wrote-1608059.html

My column reported on a startling development at the United Nations. The UN Special Rapporteur on Human Rights has always had the job of investigating governments who forcibly take the fundamental human right to free speech from their citizens with violence. But in the past year, a coalition of religious fundamentalist states has successfully fought to change her job description. Now, she has to report on "abuses of free expression" including "defamation of religions and prophets." Instead of defending free speech, she must now oppose it...

...An Indian newspaper called The Statesman – one of the oldest and most venerable dailies in the country – thought this accorded with the rich Indian tradition of secularism, and reprinted the article. That night, four thousand Islamic fundamentalists began to riot outside their offices, calling for me, the editor, and the publisher to be arrested – or worse

There is no "UN Special Rapporteur on Human Rights". In fact there are currently 36 Special Rapporteurs, whose various mandates include "Human Rights Defenders", "Protecting Human Rights while Countering Terrorism", "Freedom of Opinion and Expression", and, yes, "Freedom of Religion or Belief" - appointed in 2004.

cat anatomy expert (ledge), Saturday, 14 February 2009 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link

That night, four thousand Islamic fundamentalists began to riot outside their offices, calling for me, the editor, and the publisher to be arrested – or worse

you won't often find me siding with the nutters, but im firmly in the 'arrested - or worse' camp when it comes to tackling johann and his godawful newspaper.

^^ one of enriques sincere posts (special guest stars mark bronson), Saturday, 14 February 2009 14:03 (fifteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2010/1/8/1262967838578/Rod-Liddle--001.jpg

"This week I 'ave mostly been eating... acorns"

the chance to act like a drunken whore (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 9 January 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

"if he succeeds in buying the paper in the next few weeks"

lol 'if'.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 9 January 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

is there some kind of law that forbids anyone who isn't a complete cunt from editing a national newspaper

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Saturday, 9 January 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Something to do with complete cunts owning them I think.

Chelsea Rabbit Rapist (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 January 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

on the whole, the lids is less of a cunt than roger alton. but cue grinding of gears as he has to lose his shtick and become "serious".

jive bunny and the masterilxers (history mayne), Saturday, 9 January 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Did Roger Alton ever do anything as vile as this?

http://www.spectator.co.uk/rodliddle/5601833/benefits-of-a-multicultural-britain.thtml

Alba, Saturday, 9 January 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

holy shit @ this

Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Saturday, 9 January 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

155 members

James Mitchell, Saturday, 9 January 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

lets not forget that rod liddle, he was the guy, who left his wife, FOR A YOUNG ONE

I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 9 January 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

roger alton printed unmediated government lies in the run-up to the iraq war -- it was probably the most pro-war serious paper -- but weighing that up against liddle's attention-seeking auberon waugh impression is certainly a quandary.

jive bunny and the masterilxers (history mayne), Saturday, 9 January 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

All we need now is John Pilger editing the Telegraph, Peter Hitchens the Guardian and Roger Scruton Attitude magazine and all will be right with the world.

Freedom, Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

well... the indie has always printed bruce anderson as well as various sub-guardian non-entities. it's the lib dems of newspapers. liddle used to get heat from the right for being a new labour stooge when he was on the today programme.

jive bunny and the masterilxers (history mayne), Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

True. The Indie has Dominic Lawson, Howard Jacobson and Michael Brown as well amidst the pinkos, so in a way the ideologically all-over-the-place Liddle might actually be quite a sutiable choice.

Freedom, Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

i kind of hoped that racist spectator piece would make his career less viable à la jan moir, not more

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Sunday, 10 January 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Getting in on the Liz Jones action:

For Umar Farouk and many other Muslim men like him, living in such a landscape is literally intolerable. He confesses that he does try to lower his gaze in front of females, wonders if he should get married because he is getting too aroused. You could make a movie, a Taxi Driver for our times, about just such an anti-hero, the hormonal male who is expected to live a life of total abstinence in the middle of licentiousness.

The Pakistani journalist Maruf Khwaja describes this inner chaos in an Open Democracy blog. In some homes they cannot watch television, listen to music, dance or indulge in anything pleasurable: "(Muslims) want to do what their secular friends do, have nights out, go clubbing, have boyfriends and girlfriends. Many are depressed by social isolation and attempt to escape by leaving parents and Islamic legacies behind."

Others, like Asif, revert. He says he had a contact list full of willing white women whom he chatted up to "get into their knickers" and now that he is a good Muslim, he talks to covered-up ladies and can "really communicate with them". The saintly Muslim female has desexualised herself, protects herself in the polluted land she lives in full of mad, bad and dangerous sinners.

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/yasmin-alibhai-brown/yasmin-alibhaibrown-licentiousness-breeds-extremism-1863919.html

James Mitchell, Monday, 11 January 2010 12:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Even if you overlook his increasingly batshit and offensive lol trolling, this seems an insane choice given that Rod Liddle has no experience of editing anything at all on a daily newspaper.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Monday, 11 January 2010 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i think im right in saying that geordie greig (sp -- the guy who edits the standard) lacked that too. he had edited the tatler though. editing the today programme is pretty big.

jive bunny and the masterilxers (history mayne), Monday, 11 January 2010 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Editing a radio programme is nothing like editing a newspaper, and Geordie Grieg has hardly covered himself in glory at the Standard (although he had at least worked in a newspaper newsroom).

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Monday, 11 January 2010 12:15 (fourteen years ago) link

troo.

mind you, how hard is it to "stick a headline saying CRUELTY then put a picture of a dolphin or a whale underneath it."

jive bunny and the masterilxers (history mayne), Monday, 11 January 2010 12:17 (fourteen years ago) link

lets not forget that rod liddle, he was the guy, who left his wife, FOR A YOUNG ONE

vicious takedown

Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2010 12:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Dead.

Demeraray & Essequebo (Tom D.), Friday, 12 February 2016 12:25 (eight years ago) link

Announcing a move to a "digital-only future", ESI Media said there would be "some redundancies among editorial employees".

But it said there would also be 25 new "digital-content roles".

#theFutureIsNow

xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 February 2016 12:26 (eight years ago) link

Journalists losing their jobs is (usually) sad but has anyone actually bought a copy in years? Last time I looked it was flimsy as hell (also while playing up to the Graun-overspill crowd, it also backed the coalition at the last election).

It was a great-looking paper around 2000 or so, it gave a prominence to great photojournalism that no one else did, its front pages always looked amazing, before it went tabloid and effectively started putting the editorial on the cover.

AFAIK it hasn't made a profit in its entire history and eventually the largesse was going to run out, and it was always going to be the first to go in the oncoming print apocalypse.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 February 2016 12:34 (eight years ago) link

Whenever I looked at it the i (as in the actual paper copy) I found it far, far better than The Guardian (I know its not quite the same but they shared a lot of the same staff)

xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 February 2016 13:18 (eight years ago) link

Lol seriously?

Matt DC, Friday, 12 February 2016 14:07 (eight years ago) link

Yes. The i has, whenever I've looked at it, had quite a few reports that were off the agenda. Clearly recall actually learning something new on most days. The arts coverage didn't have usual faff from the idiots who usually write for The Guardian who seldom know what they are on about, felt a lot better. Probably because they didn't have as much money to waste.

Its been a while - in no hurry to check on this or massively defend this point (The Financial Times arts coverage is better than either). Not a massive gap between Indepedent and The Guardian - both are Lib Dem supporting and stale concerns. No energy whatsoever. The latter is usually way more smug and annoying - as the ILX thread has gone on about it for 10+ years.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 February 2016 14:32 (eight years ago) link

I mis-read that as like an ILX thread that has gone on for 10+ years

bored at work (snoball), Friday, 12 February 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link

as the ILX thread has gone on about it for 10+ years

Because no one here read the Independent or cared enough to zing it, bar the occasional pop at Johann Hari or Simon Price. The news section was mostly abstracted and rewritten newswire content, although they did have some good long pieces. They fired most of their paid critics a couple of years ago.

In any case the i itself will continue to be published, and the Independent has had a separate editorial team for the website for some time.

There's a crunch or contraction coming in "online content" as well - most of it is crap and there isn't enough digital ad spend to justify it all existing. If it is, it's being spread too thinly.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 February 2016 14:38 (eight years ago) link

Obviously the Guardian publishes vast amounts of smug shit and ropey cultural stuff, but it's impossible to imagine the Independent publishing something like the Snowden revelations, or pursuing the News Corp phone hacking story for as long as they did.

Part of the difference was money and resources, sure, but there was a lack of appetite at the Indy to really stand up on things like this, especially over the last few years.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 February 2016 14:44 (eight years ago) link

has anyone actually bought a copy in years?

Without any knowledge that the Independent was under any particular threat, I bought a copy yesterday, funnily enough, probably for the first time in 15 years; I was off for lunch in a cafe and wanted a paper to read, and having already read The Guardian site that morning, it seemed like a fair idea to give the Independent a go. It didn't seem appreciably better or worse than the Guardian, though I am by no means a newspaper connoisseur.

Tim, Friday, 12 February 2016 15:46 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

"Astonishing ignorance & condescension about McDonald's. Where do these people eat? Pret? Until recently owned by McDonald's?"

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:00 (eight years ago) link

noted socialist hangout pret

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hNiVAbp.jpg

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link

so astonished rn

Kevin Ageusia Smith (wins), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link

looool

Kevin Ageusia Smith (wins), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:05 (eight years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=list%3ATweetminster%2FUKMPs%20mcdonalds&src=typd&lang=en-gb

MPs queuing up to say how much they loved their time working at McDonalds.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

"trendy" "falafel" "bar"

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:22 (eight years ago) link

Going by the gaunt, grey figure in his Twitter profile pic, Rentoul isn't exactly a good advert for the McDonalds diet

Jerry Lee Lewis: The Total Film-Maker (stevie), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link

is there remotely such a thing as a 'trendy' 'falafel' 'bar' or does wes streeting just think that kebab shops are a bit too upmarket for britain's proles

They are exotic and foreign, and also vegetarian, because only a jessie doesn't want colon cancer

Jerry Lee Lewis: The Total Film-Maker (stevie), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:53 (eight years ago) link

I wished all them Blairite arseholes lived on a diet of McDonalds, processed meat and sugary drinks, at least then you could realistically start nominating your faves for the death list while they are still relatively young.

calzino, Sunday, 17 April 2016 20:40 (eight years ago) link

next thing you know these snobs will be turning down donations from popular multinationals or popular billionaires, the trendy out-of-touch loons

great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 April 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link

millions of people in this country love ciggies, you trendy snob bastards

great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 April 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link

I actually have more respect for the old Tory John Gummer, like when he did a publicity pic eating a beefburger with his daughter during the BSE crisis in the early 90's. Well at least he wasn't repping for McDDonalds ffs. At the time it was considered quite a crass bit of politicking. lol he has nothing on these shameless fucks in the Labour party.

calzino, Sunday, 17 April 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link


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