Thread for continued speculation on l'affaire KEYSY etc, rolling reactionary stupidity/misogyny/prejudice in football

that's fair enough lj, and yeah i usually advise more equanimity and less stridency, so this thread is something of a reversal of types

you aren't pious but you do eat lunch very early

I dunno, I dislike a lot of people. Not because of their different races, religions, gender or sexuality (maybe class if i'm honest). "loving" is a stupid idea. Just understand that people are born differently but that in reality it isn't that important on how they act or work or think and then if you understand that, you will hopefully know that there is no need to be a dick.*

*unless you work for NewsCorp, in which you'll get a promotion.

it's actually brunch, woke at 9.50 but talked to nzqt for 2 hrs :)

just saying, when it comes to tidying up the world's prejudices, ILX is srsly the very, very least of our worries!

How can you tell if a person is Jewish?

Ask them politely.

Did you hear the one about the woman who didn't understand the offside rule?

It was understandable, she never really cared for football. She could tell you about all the rules in hockey though.

just saying, when it comes to tidying up the world's prejudices, ILX is srsly the very, very least of our worries!

the difference is i read ilx whereas i don't visit hebron/stoke/moskow

I think David James called Le Tissier out on that particular joke iirc.

maybe an angry man in a staffordshire telephone box is curently smashing the receiver against the glass because THE JEWS have just confiscated his last 20p

thankfully he does not contribute to ilx though

What would cheer me up would be if they replace Keys with Jim White and then him & Charlie Nicholas laughing about the potato famine when they didn't realise they were being filmed was brought up and they had to sack him as well.

http://i54.tinypic.com/334ruk1.jpg

how else can our august pundits persecute nakhchivan

also lol

I'm looking forward to the Sky 1 follow-up documentary where Keys and Gray have to go and hang out in a women's refuge for a month.

Haven It Large

lol

lol, also thanks for indirectly reminding me of "Alan Shearer looks at the effects of apartheid on South Africa".

"Richard Littlejohn goes on the game in Ipswich for a fortnight"

Melanie Phillips' Pilgrimage To Mecca

James Delingpole Occupies SOAS

Would prefer "James Delingpole is dragged thru the Sahara Desert by his ankles tied to the back of a Jeep" tbh

"Richard Littlejohn goes on the game in Ipswich for a fortnight"

― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:38 (4 minutes ago)

http://i.imgur.com/FDRlA.jpg

What did the Jewish person say when he went on Countdown?

^^^^Ok I cannot think of a good answer but I feel it has potential.

'get ready for this week's countdown kabbalah'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHQomJ4Gfws

20 seconds in.

LOL

contra sgt biscuits, the greatness of thebig_sam lies exactly in its repetitiveness and relentless crudity

:D

repetitiveness without ever quite repeating, yeah - stolidity

Sorry, I had to go out and missed all this. Possibly for the best though - someone might've called someone 'you fucking retard', and then we'd've had to think about that for a while.

nakh: h8s the mentally handicapped

j/k 'retard' is a great insult and also admittance of lateness we've done this before etc

there's nothing to think about, if you think that le tissier shit is remotely acceptable then fucking retard is towards the lenient end of the diagnostic spectrum

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/711/ffffof.gif

^ even he knows

omg needs a gif of that last half-second of orgasmic reverie

just dissolves to some more football players, best left as an inchoate intimation of the allardycian dreamworld

ha true

Using seventy7s✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ password: ilxfuntimes security question manager at first job answer - Ned Raggett

http://twitter.com/keysopendoors password is ilxfuntimes

prove you can do it properly

argh, that is seventy7swag @ gmail.com

^^^^

77swag is because i was thinking of making this a secret borad 'set up a bunch of fake twitter accounts' type thing but then i quickly realised that it would get bogged down in 'who is richard keys, go away limey'

keysopendoors Richard Keys!
I've CNTRL+F'd these Oscar acting nominations four times, and still I can't find Jenna Haze. What do the Academy think they're playing at?

<3 u guyz.

nah let's keep it l33t, keep it lowercase too imo!

Betfair, the online betting exchange endorsed by Gray, said today it condemned the former player's behaviour but would not be dropping him from its advertising for now. Gray has been a very visible presence in its latest advertising campaigns. "Betfair doesn't tolerate sexism, and we expect others who represent our brand to share similar values," said a spokesman. "We've expressed our disappointment to Andy Gray's representatives about the comments that have been reported in the media over the last 48 hours. At present we have no plans to change the way we work with Andy."

change their name to Fair Betty in recompense imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwH1fLEMDkY

slee killin it there

stewart little's finest hour

Egg-dy Gr-egg

Five Live just reported Andy Gray's been sacked.

That's Andy Gray, who is currently suing the News of the World.

He'll be saying to his manager: "No don't sack me, don't gimme me P45"