Thread for continued speculation on l'affaire KEYSY etc, rolling reactionary stupidity/misogyny/prejudice in football

also lol

I'm looking forward to the Sky 1 follow-up documentary where Keys and Gray have to go and hang out in a women's refuge for a month.

Haven It Large

lol

lol, also thanks for indirectly reminding me of "Alan Shearer looks at the effects of apartheid on South Africa".

"Richard Littlejohn goes on the game in Ipswich for a fortnight"

Melanie Phillips' Pilgrimage To Mecca

James Delingpole Occupies SOAS

Would prefer "James Delingpole is dragged thru the Sahara Desert by his ankles tied to the back of a Jeep" tbh

"Richard Littlejohn goes on the game in Ipswich for a fortnight"

― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:38 (4 minutes ago)

http://i.imgur.com/FDRlA.jpg

What did the Jewish person say when he went on Countdown?

^^^^Ok I cannot think of a good answer but I feel it has potential.

'get ready for this week's countdown kabbalah'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHQomJ4Gfws

20 seconds in.

LOL

contra sgt biscuits, the greatness of thebig_sam lies exactly in its repetitiveness and relentless crudity

:D

repetitiveness without ever quite repeating, yeah - stolidity

Sorry, I had to go out and missed all this. Possibly for the best though - someone might've called someone 'you fucking retard', and then we'd've had to think about that for a while.

nakh: h8s the mentally handicapped

j/k 'retard' is a great insult and also admittance of lateness we've done this before etc

there's nothing to think about, if you think that le tissier shit is remotely acceptable then fucking retard is towards the lenient end of the diagnostic spectrum

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/711/ffffof.gif

^ even he knows

omg needs a gif of that last half-second of orgasmic reverie

just dissolves to some more football players, best left as an inchoate intimation of the allardycian dreamworld

ha true

Using seventy7s✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ password: ilxfuntimes security question manager at first job answer - Ned Raggett

http://twitter.com/keysopendoors password is ilxfuntimes

prove you can do it properly

argh, that is seventy7swag @ gmail.com

^^^^

77swag is because i was thinking of making this a secret borad 'set up a bunch of fake twitter accounts' type thing but then i quickly realised that it would get bogged down in 'who is richard keys, go away limey'

keysopendoors Richard Keys!
I've CNTRL+F'd these Oscar acting nominations four times, and still I can't find Jenna Haze. What do the Academy think they're playing at?

<3 u guyz.

nah let's keep it l33t, keep it lowercase too imo!

Betfair, the online betting exchange endorsed by Gray, said today it condemned the former player's behaviour but would not be dropping him from its advertising for now. Gray has been a very visible presence in its latest advertising campaigns. "Betfair doesn't tolerate sexism, and we expect others who represent our brand to share similar values," said a spokesman. "We've expressed our disappointment to Andy Gray's representatives about the comments that have been reported in the media over the last 48 hours. At present we have no plans to change the way we work with Andy."

change their name to Fair Betty in recompense imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwH1fLEMDkY

slee killin it there

stewart little's finest hour

Egg-dy Gr-egg

Five Live just reported Andy Gray's been sacked.

That's Andy Gray, who is currently suing the News of the World.

He'll be saying to his manager: "No don't sack me, don't gimme me P45"

he's thinking I've got to make sure of this, I've got to put him away for good

Think they shd probably get rid of Keys too unless they want this shit to look slightly conspiracy-esque.

He's got himself into an awkward position there, and he's just said to the boss: "Go on then, put this fat face out of a job."

TIK A BOO

in all seriousness it's amazing if they keep keys and lose gray. at least gray attempts to offer insight. keys is just a smug dickhead, and what he said was way worse.

"new evidence of unacceptable behaviour" says guardian. presumably hence why it's not keys as well - guess they checked his internet history.

apparently they found new evidence of offensive behaviour. about twenty fucking years worth of it imo

dude'll be working MLS games in the states soon enough, watch :(

i look forward to seeing him on a dodgy internet feed this weekend

in all of this one has to wonder how richard 'keysy' keys is reacting on social media.

Sky Sports today terminated its contract with Andy Gray.

The decision, which is effective immediately, was made in response to new evidence of unacceptable and offensive behaviour.

The new evidence, relating to an off-air incident that took place in December 2010, came to light after Andy Gray had already been subjected to disciplinary action for his comments of 22nd January 2011.

Barney Francis, managing director of Sky Sports, said: "Andy Gray's contract has been terminated for unacceptable behaviour.

"After issuing a warning yesterday, we have no hesitation in taking this action after becoming aware of new information today."

may be this?

"The lewd scenes, involving fellow shamed colleague Richard Keys, show the pundit asking Sky Sports News presenter Charlotte Jackson to tuck a microphone pack down his trousers. Gray suggestively asks Jackson: ‘Charlotte, can you tuck this [microphone pack] down here for me love… Tuck this down here.’"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1350425/Andy-Gray-Richard-Keys-fresh-storm-lewd-sexist-behaviour.html

Sian Massey has apparently been withdrawn from the match she was meant to running the line on tonight.