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feel like ILM should do their own version of that album, just going off of the song titles

tylerw, Friday, 11 February 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I call Why Worship Death

I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 February 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

obviously needs a black metal treatment

I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 February 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

A certain person from here posted this and that is a fine and good thing:

http://gawker.com/#!5757676/the-best-scientology-video-youll-see-today

scientology obv did *wonders* for the careers of frank stallone and leif garrett.

the mu-ney su-zvuki (get bent), Friday, 11 February 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

"Why worship death? Because DEATH RUUUUUULES!!!"
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2aoj_p-oR84-PxRjDpUdhgx_Zqk8oqNJ1mBSC1v7yO3RpgVeP&t=1

tylerw, Friday, 11 February 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

The Evil Purpose sounds like an 80s Dio song title, could definitely go with a NWOBHM style there

I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 February 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

no lie, that "road to freedom" song on the video is pretty rockin.

the mu-ney su-zvuki (get bent), Friday, 11 February 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^brainwashed

tylerw, Friday, 11 February 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

heyyy wait it IS pretty rockin! maybe there's more to this scientology thing than i thought. brb

tylerw, Friday, 11 February 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

"maybe you've been brainwashed too" (via new radicals)

the mu-ney su-zvuki (get bent), Friday, 11 February 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

1. THE ROAD TO FREEDOM
2. THE WAY TO HAPPINESS
3. THE WORRIED BEING
4. THE EVIL PURPOSE
5. LAUGH A LITTLE
6. THE GOOD GO FREE
7. WHY WORSHIP DEATH?
8. MAKE IT GO RIGHT
9. THE ARC SONG
10. L’ENVOI, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING

ilx comp v. five - this is not the music of l. ron hubbard, music maker

mookieproof, Friday, 11 February 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

"Arc Song" should be the 20-minute ambient piece imo

tylerw, Friday, 11 February 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

are the Road to Freedom and the Way to Happiness the same street or what

I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 February 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i want in to this comp thing

the mu-ney su-zvuki (get bent), Friday, 11 February 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

"laugh a little, with grannykart"

mookieproof, Friday, 11 February 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Someone go ahead and start the thread.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 February 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i used to live kinda at the midpoint between the dianetics center and the celebrity centre! this comp was made for me.

the mu-ney su-zvuki (get bent), Friday, 11 February 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm also in on the comp.

polyphonic, Friday, 11 February 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

very well then, i call "laugh a little." the possibilities are many.

the mu-ney su-zvuki (get bent), Friday, 11 February 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

i really really wonder about all the successful ppl in the entertainment biz who have nothing to do w/ these people at all, what are their interactions like. there must be tons of stories. of course stories of tom cruise with his proselytizing tent at a shoot get out, but that kind of thing must happen in miniature all the time, right?

goole, Friday, 11 February 2011 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

As noted above, it's really pretty interesting how Scientology has integrated a cult of celebrity, Protestant ethic (if you believe you'll become successful), and your common ponzi scheme with stuff like Christian Gnosticism. Reading a book on "American Gnosticism" and can't help but feel Scientology is some sort of great and terrible apotheosis of some deep religious currents in America. Has it taken hold in many other countries?

ryan, Friday, 11 February 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

no

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 11 February 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

One of the most interesting/wtf scenes in the book of Christane F. is when she visits some drug rehab clinic run by scientologists in Germany. They made her sit in a room silently all day and touch a football periodically, look at it from different angles, etc.

Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Friday, 11 February 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

mind reeeling from frank stallone/leif duet

dell (del), Friday, 11 February 2011 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link

They made her sit in a room silently all day and touch a football periodically, look at it from different angles, etc.

an american football? or a soccerball?

american football would be more perverse, i guess?

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 February 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha, I was imagining an American football, but I have no idea! Probably a German one!

Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Saturday, 12 February 2011 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Do scientologists allow soccer?

Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Saturday, 12 February 2011 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Are you sure they weren't just... German?

http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

german gov't hates the scientologists iirc.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_in_Germany

not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link


When it became known that Microsoft's Windows 2000 operating system included a disk defragmenter developed by Executive Software International (a company headed by a Scientologist), this caused concern among German government officials and clergy over data security and the potential for espionage.[3][65][69] To assuage these concerns, Microsoft Germany agreed to provide a means to disable the utility.[65][69] Following letters of complaint about discrimination from Scientology lawyers, some American companies such as General Electric, IBM and Ford Motor Company instructed their German subsidiaries to cease the use of protective declarations.[70]

just O_O

not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Holy crap. You can download that L Ron Hubbard and Friends album BuT you have to JoUrNey to blacK market sItEs. org

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Shoulda been Isaac Hayes and Chick Corea on that comp.

tantalizing titles like “Hair” (Eazy), Saturday, 12 February 2011 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link

7. WHY WORSHIP DEATH? performed by Chick Corea, Julia Migenes.

Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Saturday, 12 February 2011 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I know, I know--just watched that YouTube video above. Yikes.

tantalizing titles like “Hair” (Eazy), Saturday, 12 February 2011 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't forget his ode to the Fairlight:

“Dear Sir Fairlight:
“Please have the engineer store on your floppy disc that we have now been properly introduced. I am very glad to make your acquaintance. You have very charming circuits and I am certain that we can co-vibrate to the astonishment and ecstasy of a vast audience. With all praise to your exulted frequencies, consider me your friend.”

L. Ron Hubbard

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 12 February 2011 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Way back a long time ago when I was a young teen, I got talked into going into a Scientology recruitment center in Boston to fill out one of their surveys. While I was there they showed me some kind of recruitment video that depicted a secret meeting of the most powerful leaders of the world discussing their plan for humanity. Their discussion recalled events in ancient history (maybe ancient Rome?) that included some semi-pornographic footage.

That was about all I sat through and my memory of it is hazy at best. I mention it because I'm wondering if anyone on here have seen anything like this on the internet. I'd like to know if this was real or just some confused memory.

Moodles, Saturday, 12 February 2011 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q94/codebreaker2001/Dio.jpg

j., Saturday, 12 February 2011 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link

BTW, anyone else catch in the NYorker piece that Haggis recalls the early e-meters (I think) as being constructed out of soup cans, like a toy telephone?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 February 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/2rordeh.jpg

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Saturday, 12 February 2011 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

How can anyone not think that thing is hokey? Also, the e-meter looks suspect.

w/no hesitation (mh), Saturday, 12 February 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, that's just the beta model. The new ones are much nicer.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 February 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

they use Progresso cans now

gallagher 3 (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 February 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.rtc.org/pics/intro/intro_girl.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 February 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYvHpVwIqYY

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 February 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://vimeo.com/6587408

This interview w Timothy Wyllie from Scientology spinoff The Process Church of the Final Judgment is pretty great. And quite a bit less opaque than the usual Hubbardian technobabble.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i really really wonder about all the successful ppl in the entertainment biz who have nothing to do w/ these people at all, what are their interactions like. there must be tons of stories. of course stories of tom cruise with his proselytizing tent at a shoot get out, but that kind of thing must happen in miniature all the time, right?

― goole, Friday, February 11, 2011 4:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i remember reading some article by joey lauren adams in the 90s about "what she learned on the set of mallrats" (in premiere or one of those now-dead movie mags, rip) and she was like "never discuss religion with people unless you know what everyone practices. this is nothing more than an apology to jason lee." and it never made sense to me until years later i learned that lee is a scientologist.

max, Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

BTW, anyone else catch in the NYorker piece that Haggis recalls the early e-meters (I think) as being constructed out of soup cans, like a toy telephone?

I was enticed into a Scientology store front in the early 80s and given the e-meter test, and it was definately some kind of re-purposed food storage can. They asked me to remember a painful memory (I thought of my mother's death) and sure enough, the meter deflected. I knew generally how "lie detectors" worked, so this was no surprise to me. I don't remember any conversations after that, but they never contacted me again.

nickn, Sunday, 13 February 2011 07:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Comedy dude from melb who had a show called "music jamboree" did a Sci skit, its p funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7WtAWYDN4

Senor DingDong (Trayce), Sunday, 13 February 2011 08:54 (thirteen years ago) link


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