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The Mormon girls I know rebel by piercing their ears and then worry about being thrown out of the house.

Maria, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I asked about the tablets after a tour of the chapel. I asked where they were. You know, the text on which the entire church was founded. The Book of Mormon. The guide paused, then said, voice lowered confidingly: "no one knows" !!!!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Golden Tablets were taken by an angel they told us

Pennysong Hanle y, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

An awful lot of people seem to confuse tolerance with acceptance. The two are not necessarily the same. A person can tolerate any number of things or beliefs -- that is, let them co-exist and denounce any attempts to persecute them for their beliefs (as long as those beliefs don't hurt anyone else) -- and yet still think (and even declare openly) that those beliefs are stupid. I tolerate Jehovah's Witnesses, for example, but I think they're annoying and find their beliefs are, to put it mildly, irrational.

Same with Mormons. Live and let live. They seem no dumber or more evil than any of a number of religions. But this deal about tablets and hidden planets is still wacko.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

But the mormon church is dangerous as is any instutionlized hatred. So is scientology w. its goals of destroying the mental health system

anthony, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

But, Tom Cruise is a scientologist!

Pennysong Hanle y, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

All I know about Mormons is they build neato temples. Have one in Halifax recreating one in Utah or somewhere, stone was imported so its the only really white brick building in town.

There are worse xtian offshoots than Mormons (The Rock and its network in Halfiax is one) thats for sure. I just tell people Im catholic and they bugger off with their high polluting religous talk. yee haw for half truths. Unless of course they catch me drunk in a bar, note to anyone thinking of trying this in the future, dont try to convert people in a bar. You will get me in trouble if Im anywhere near.

Mr Noodles, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

A good place to covert people is at a Marylin Manson show

Pennysong Hanle y, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Convert them to what?>

Mr Noodles, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Okay, like I said, I'm not a mormon so I don't have any real vested interest in defending them. But it infuriates me to hear people just dismissing them as wackos or "hate-filled." For the record, I'd say the most hatefilled people I've ever met are self-styled "free thinkers" that "follow their own path." They're the ones who I thought were my friends during my drug days. Most of them had this to say about religion: I don't need all that organized bullshit, my own inner compass can guide my way, and then they proceed to show that their so narcinihilistic they'd stab their own mother in the back. I'd definitely go out on a limb and say that a larger percentage of religious people are "good" then nonreligious. But this is a pretty long tangent...

"Should you to hie to kolob in the twinkling of an eye..."

Yeah, I know about that shit. At least it's different and interesting, instead of the typical crap you'd hear at most other Christian churches. Why is it that when eastern religions introduce concepts of infinity and endlessness that everyone oohs and ahhs, and when the mormons try to have a similar type feel they're "whackos" ?

"Read the entry on blacks in the Mormon Doctorine. It is still doctorine htat the curse of cain was darkened skin."

Not only do I know that, but I know about the verses in their scriptures that talk about native americans having dark skin because of a separate, but similar curse. I'm not saying I believe that but so fucking what? Dark skinned hispanics are joining the mormons in droves. One of my best friends in the world is in nicaragua now helping them do it. It's _not_ racist to say that I have dark skin because of a "curse" on my forefathers wickedness or whatever -- obviously! Obviously whatever they did has no bearing on me. And anyway, everyone knows dark-skinned chicks are the hottest -- else why would all these pale chicks be frantically tanning.

"But the stricter the rules the greater the rebellion, no ?"

Oh, OF COURSE! That's perfectly logical all right!!!!! Only sarcastic of course.

As for you being queer, I sympathize with you if you were treated unkindly -- I'm sure there are many bigots in the church, just as there are everywhere in society.

Someone mentioned that Mormons really fear social dissaproval. They got that right. But it's worse in the more mormon-heavy areas, like utah and idaho. No offence, but I HATE Utah. The majority of the people are mormon but they're mostly hypocritical assholes.

I think I've exhausted my interest in this topic. Can't say it dissapoints me.

Jim Eichenburg, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Just had to chime in. I'm a Mormon too. I haven't been to church in years, but I still believe a lot of what I was taught when I was growing up. And I thought you guys should know just how silly you're sounding; especially the fella who claimed to be an elder. Egyptians, hidden planets, whatever, it's fun to laugh at but it's obvious no one here knows jack shit about my church. And for whoever said "confuse a mormon by asking about them marrying more then one wife" they probably weren't confused so much as trying not to roll their eyes vigorously. For some perspective, this thread so far has kind of been like the thread "Radiohead: Best of the New Romantic revivalists?"

Roger Harris, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

All I'mn saying is it was weird. She asked if I wanted to see the plastic waterfall.

Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I have to work thru my anger but my anger is pretty deep . Maybe im wrong ?

anthony, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Anthony, I'm really sorry that you were mistreated. Sometimes it seems like the whole world hates someone who's different.

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode I saw last night (I never was a fan, I'm watching them for the first time): George waits in line for the payphone for a long time, and then finally when the other guy gets off the phone, this woman snuck in before him. "What a dark world," he snarls, "where NOBODY will EVER show any kindness or decency to another human being." Suddenly the first guy passes by, and pats him on the shoulder and says, "Hey, sorry I took so long," "No problem," George says absently, not even noticing the irony.

I've _got_ to find out what the writers for Seinfeld went on to do. I would give a pound of flesh for a new sitcom that's as half as good as Seinfeld is.

Jim Eichenburg, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

But Jim, you've just been unecessarily cruel to Anthony, in defense of something you claim not to care that much about:

From his first response to you, you could see he was VERY involved and the argument, far from being debate, was personal. His experience is far more in-depth than yours. But you didn't back off, you continued attacking from your stance of limited knowledge and assumption.

So don't start apologising for his mistreatment, because you've just repeated it and come across to us (well me, at least) as a heartless bastard.

Also the whole "get over it for getting kicked out, it's a club, obey the rules or else" mentality falls down when you remember they're teaching this stuff to their children.

I think quite often religion of this restrictive a creed verges on child abuse. A gay teen, kicked out of a church-based community when EVERYONE that person knows is part of that community? That's fucking sick, chum and you should see it, even if you are a homophobic apologist for a corrupting faux church.

chris, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Not to mention the fact that you keep alluding to soem drug problem as an excuse for your viewpoint. You might of course say that the experience (getting clean) opened your mind to a new perception and understanding of the world which is all well and good but, if you added up all the born agains, yoga freaks and other general zealots who were ex-junkies you could fill f'ing Yankee Stadium. All this soul searching, reaching out to religions and spirituality is for, the majority at least, certainly a crutch. I think that most ex- addicts need to replace their old problems with a new one. Don't know if that's what you're going for, but I do personally think organized JC has done a lot more damage than crack in the long run.

hans, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

curb your enthusiasm

Tracer Hand, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Religion, if practised appropriately and with a fair amount of tolerance, is a beautiful thing.

Many world religions condemn homosexuality.

doomie, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I would agree with you Doompatrol but with a lot more stipulations. Religious experience freed from institutionalized bases and all its aspects that can be, at least somewhat, separated from purely sociological phenomena is a beautiful thing. Unfortunately, this only happens on the rarest occasions and not in any one sect or faith. It occurs only for short periods of time, amongst certain highly intelligent people, and even then, it is only years before that experience is institutionalized. The idea that morality should even play a part in religious experience is simple-minded unless it is purely used as a means to an end; ie- one abstains from meat or the like as a practice moving toward a greater spiritual fulfillment. Even then, the opposite practice should not be dogmatically opposed. An example of this is the Shaivite/Dzogchen shared practice of Chod which utilizes the breaking of many taboos set up by the greater lineage of each - Hinduism/Buddhism -to reach enlightenment. In most other cases I can think of, a spiritual base for morality is a farce. There is of course the idea of compassion in all faiths, but looked at in a different light than what is often thought of it, this idea is not really social but rather quite a spiritual experience.

In conclusion, condemning homosexuality, the very idea of missionary work, the use of a faith to back up a political opinion, all of this is rubbish, and as history has taught us, quite disastrous.

hans, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Wow, man, you are so off-base with your comments.

Example and case in point: My friend's mother (who has a gay son) is very religious, a simple woman, salt of the earth human being. Her religion brings a certain quiet sancitude to her life, she enjoys religion for the peace aspect. Making grand assumptions of religious people is extremely off-base and off-putting.

This woman's son is gay. He is not as "look at me, look at me, I'm queer, say it loud, I'm a fag and I'm proud" (why is militant queerness, put up with in society, if it were asians, blacks, jewish whites, it is wrong, but it is fine (I'm digressing, cause militant anything gets on my tits.)

But, she did not repel cause he was gay. Alot of religious folk I know make allowances for how beautiful and varied humanity truly is.

To write of all religions based on a bad experience is prejudiced and ill-informed, cause you are writing off some fantastic folk.

doomie, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

And before I get alot of negative responses, yes, I have gay, black and oriental friends. And yes, if they get militant on my ass, I get annoyed.

doomie, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think you misunderstood me. I am not writing off religious people as a unit. I am writing off the sociological and morally opinionated aspects (ie because my interpretation [or more likely: my preacher's interpretation] of the Bible says I should condemn homosexuality, I do) of organized religion and any religious system that enforces beliefs like this on people. Your friend's mother was not acting from these parts of what incorrectly falls under the title of religious experience. In fact, she was acting as a compassionate human being either despite her Church's belief system (of course, if they have that particular stipulation in her Church, I don't know) or because of a higher level of religious experience that is grounded solely in compassion and not in concrete views about things that do not concern the idea of compassion. Basically, she seems to have a personal religious practice that exists in a realm above politics/concrete beliefs, etc... Such things are simply mechanistic ways of looking at world. When these are transcended, we se the compassion I mentioned in the above reply. This is what I would call "good" religion. Do I think there is a literal JC up in the sky, or some old man with a beard? No, at least not one beyond what we have created through our own passion. But, nonetheless, this woman's religious experience proves itself to be entirely substantive in this case, because it is grounded in pure compassion rather than in a ridiculous set of beliefs that are nothing but dogmatic trash. Are there good Christians? Of course. Are there amazing miracles and gains to be had in Christianity? Of course. Looking at the past 2000 years and the present shit that may go down, would it be better if the Church in general had never begun? If you answer that in body bags, than yes, it would be better if the Church had never started.

hans, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Drugs and religion are not the same thing at all. Choosing to become a drug user is an intentional act of rebellion against normal society, which is why it's bad.

dave q, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"But Jim, you've just been unecessarily cruel to Anthony, in defense of something you claim not to care that much about"

I guess anthony is a regular, he must feel good to have you defending him. But I don't believe I've been 'cruel,' per se. This is an internet discussion forum, however, and this discussion has been less flammatory then some topics I've read in the short time I've been browsing here. Looking back maybe I did come on too strong, for such a sensitive subject. I think there's an equally strong ad hominem coming from the "other side," however, as partially evidenced in your post.

I guess it's definitely a fallacy that I don't care about this issue. I thought I didn't, but it just irks me to see unfair attitudes and insulting statements made about the Mormons. Imagine if someone told you "blacks should stay out of college, they don't have the intelligence to compete with caucasian kids," do you think you'd argue against that? Or how about if someone told me "I feel sorry for your wife -- after all, mexicans all beat their wives don't they?"

"His experience is far more in-depth than yours. But you didn't back off, you continued attacking from your stance of limited knowledge and assumption."

I don't know anthony; and I'm loath to say this, but I am kinda suspicious that he knows so much about the mormons. Some of the things he's said are utterly ridiculous.

"So don't start apologising for his mistreatment, because you've just repeated it and come across to us (well me, at least) as a heartless bastard. "

You know, maybe you're right. Looking back maybe I -was- hammering him, piling on paragraphs of text on him. But so what? Like I said before, this is a web board, I should hope everyone here is used to the often combative air of these discussions, no matter what the topic. if there's any rules that prohibit strongly disagreeing with someone, I didn't see them on my way in.

"Also the whole "get over it for getting kicked out, it's a club, obey the rules or else" mentality falls down when you remember they're teaching this stuff to their children."

NOT THE CHILDREN!!! It's all a matter of opinion, bub. I don't see what's so wrong with what they teach their children. I wish I'd had some of those teachings, and anthony and thousands of others is proof they can always change their mind later. Unless you think that it's wrong to teach your kids anything, just let them grow up totally free to choose their own principles? Forgive me if I'm putting words in your mouth, but that's the philosophy my own parents used, and it's total bullshit.

"A gay teen, kicked out of a church-based community when EVERYONE that person knows is part of that community? That's fucking sick, chum and you should see it, even if you are a homophobic apologist for a corrupting faux church."

First of all, anthony clearly said he was an adult when he was exed. Second of all, I don't think that they'll just automatically ex you; they'll work with you and see if you want to change your ways, and then if you don't they cut you loose.

For the record, I don't believe in discriminating or being unkind towards gays. I don't believe that gay people are evil, and neither do most of the religious people I know, mormon or otherwise. They just believe in that queerness is unnatural and wrong and that people who are queer are misguided.

Now I don't know if I agree with that; I don't know very many gay people now. One of my best friends dad was gay and I used to have a good friend in college who was gay. I knew some of his buddies too. I got along with all these famously; I didn't judge them and it didn't get in the way of us being friends. So I don't think gays are evil people; I _am_, however, very sure that homosexuality is learned behavior.

My friends Dad that I mentioned was gay in college, then he got married to a woman, apparently "going straight," and now that he's divorced he's exclusively gay again -- what's up with that? Jeff, my friend from college, said that he didn't start being attracted to men until after he was (what he later knew to be) abused by his stepdad. How people can think it's not enviromental and learned is beyond me.

And another thing; condemning a group for "child abuse" for teaching principles that were the norm for 90% of American society forty years ago is absurd. Of course, you may think everyone who came of age before 1967 was abused. Maybe so, but then how did this country become "great," a vague term but most people I know agree with it.

The ballooning of this response and it's existence show that was once again lying when I said I had no more interest in this. Oh well.

Jim Eichenburg, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

As for religion being a crutch -- I never understood that argument. It's almost as if you think crutches are a _bad_ thing. If you broke your leg you'd think differently.

Re: hans, I don't need an "excuse" for my viewpoint, I think it's correct. And your statement that organized JC has caused more harm than hard drugs is not an informed one.

The idea that religion shouldn't teach morals is ludicrous. That's religions _job_. If religion doesn't do it, SOMEONE or SOMETHING else DOES. People aren't DON'T live their lives "born free" on the african plains, with this glorious human intelligence guiding their paths independant of all outside sources. We all have our morals; it's vital for us to try to peacably, voluntarily impose our morals on the world.

I think one problem I have with discussing this crap with people is that a lot of people believe in "many truths" ; they don't neccesarily believe in absolute truth, absolute wrong and right.

Jim Eichenburg, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

This has been an intense discussion for me . AI know i have a rep for discussing everything with rare openness on the board. The details of my mormonhood are still too raw to talk about with much openness. It is the one thing i cannot blabber on about. Every qword i write about it is wrenching . Every word you write Jim seems designed to wound hard and deep. I hate admittign weakness and defeat but i am too fucked up to write about this anymore. Yes i was a mormon and yes i was drummed out w. not much cermony but a maxium of humaltion. My experince has made the chutch as black as death and i am unable to discuss its realtive merrits w. the wittiscms i am sure you have expected from me. I was a mormon, i was a queer in the church. I went thru the counsellling . I looked at the porn and tried to imagine my penis riddled with worms every timei thought about men. I threw away evil media , i tried to picture jesus everytime i was tempted to masterbate. FUCK YOU , I TRIED . i tried because i loved my mother , i tried because i respected my sister. For five years i broke my heart and kept quiet for family cohesiveness and then they just let me go . i cannot describe how much it hurts to write this. i am crying. I shouldnt post this , i should go back and start another art thread or make jokes . But i cannot keep quiet. This is not a rational arguement. Emotions should never decide any kind of opnion or policy. But it does on both a personal level and on a government level. Yes i was a mormon. As it was my mother and my father church, and because it tried to destroy me my opedial enegies are useless in discussing this w. anything but a barely disguised random hysteria. I do not know how i can prove to you that what i bear testimony of is true Is there a quiz i can take ?

anthony, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

a plastic waterfall

Mike Hanle y, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i needed that mike

anthony, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hey , Yo! Jesus! Answers for Christian and Hellbound Alike seems like a good board at the moment.

Mr Noodles, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two years pass...
The idea that religion shouldn't teach morals is ludicrous. That's religions _job_.

Surely this is more your parents’ job? Although idyllically when you come to be a little older, and you have the capacity to reason for yourself, you should be able to structure your own set of morals. That’s why religion, the dinosaur it is, is becoming extinct -- it refuses to adapt, to evolve, to think. It’s a brainless dictator.

Charles Hatcher (musenheddo), Friday, 23 January 2004 08:58 (twenty years ago) link

http://nss.sub.jp/archives/images/moomin.jpg

Oops sorry I misread it!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 January 2004 13:22 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...
More crazy Mormon news

ST. GEORGE, Utah — Abandoned by his family, faith and community, Gideon Barlow arrived here an orphan from another world.

At first, he played the tough guy, aloof and hard. But when no one was watching, he would cry.

The freckle-faced 17-year-old said he was left to fend for himself last year after being forced out of Colorado City, Ariz., a town about 40 miles east of here, just over the state line.

"I couldn't see how my mom would let them do what they did to me," he said.

When he tried to visit her on Mother's Day, he said, she told him to stay away. When he begged to give her a present, she said she wanted nothing.

"I am dead to her now," he said.

Gideon is one of the "Lost Boys," a group of more than 400 teenagers — some as young as 13 — who authorities in Utah and Arizona say have fled or been driven out of the polygamous enclaves of Hildale, Utah, and Colorado City over the last four years.

His stated offenses: wearing short-sleeved shirts, listening to CDs and having a girlfriend. Other boys say they were booted out for going to movies, watching television and staying out past curfew.

Some say they were sometimes given as little as two hours' notice before being driven to St. George or nearby Hurricane, Utah, and left like unwanted pets along the road.

Authorities say the teens aren't really being expelled for what they watch or wear, but rather to reduce competition for women in places where men can have dozens of wives.

"It's a mathematical thing. If you are marrying all these girls to one man, what do you do with all the boys?" said Utah Atty. Gen. Mark Shurtleff, who has had boys in his office crying to see their mothers. "People have said to me: 'Why don't you prosecute the parents?' But the kids don't want their parents prosecuted; they want us to get the No. 1 bad guy — Warren Jeffs. He is chiefly responsible for kicking out these boys."

The 49-year-old Jeffs is the prophet, or leader, of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. The FLDS, as it is known, controls Hildale and Colorado City.

The sect, which broke from the Mormon Church more than a century ago, has between 10,000 and 15,000 members. It believes in "plural marriage," that a man must have at least three wives to reach the highest levels of heaven. The Mormon Church forbids polygamy and excommunicates those who practice it.

Polygamy is also illegal, and in recent weeks law enforcement has turned up the heat on the FLDS.

On Friday, Jeffs was indicted in Arizona on charges that he had arranged a marriage between a 28-year-old man, who was already married, and a 16-year-old girl.

He faces two years in prison if convicted, though he hasn't been arrested and is thought to be in Texas.

Article continues at that link above...

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

There really needs to be some distinction made between the LDS church and the Fundies. The line The sect, which broke from the Mormon Church more than a century ago, is the most telling: while the church is highly individualized and unique as a Xian sect, it's really potentially harmful to conflate the actions of a splinter group with the 'recognized' Momon Church.

Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 04:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Why are Mormans such a fetish-commodity? (And don't post pictures of that terrible-looking gay Mormon movie that came out last year.)

Eric H: not a troll, with one exception (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 05:17 (eighteen years ago) link

wait, Orgazmo didn't come out last year...

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 05:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Good question. And strange when you think of LDSers occupying a funny middle ground between (let's call it) "Manifest Destinined Americanism" and contemporary communalism.

Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 05:29 (eighteen years ago) link

thats the question that im struggling with--because mom has been really sick, and the church has been so good to her, and i dont know--i miss deeply the sense of understanding and the openness to community that i see there, last week a missionary said to me that there were no clsoed meetings in the lds church, and i didnt know that--and i mean as a fag it hurts deeply, but maybe the people on this thread are right, it hurt deeply (as) when the catholic church did it...

anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 10:21 (eighteen years ago) link

anthony - you can get the same sense of community and belonging from a church other than the Mormon or Catholic church. And hopefully you can find one that lets you belong without prying too much into your personal life or judging you for your past and current sins, if that makes sense. Shop around and find one that best fits your beliefs. I grew up a Mormon too (and in Utah), but I chose to leave after high school because I just didn't fit. I mean, I enjoyed the sense of family and that everyone actually cared about what happened to me, but I didn't think like everyone else. I was too independent and open-minded to be a good Morman woman. My husband is Catholic and I see much of the same problems in the Catholic church as in the Mormon. Actually, a lot of it is eerily similar and it makes me laugh when people still call the LDS church a cult. Anyway -- look in the church directory in your local paper or in the yellow pages. Go to as many as it takes until you find the perfect fit. You sound awfully lonely, and going someplace where they think you can be cured will only make you worse, no matter how tempting that old community feeling may be.

Rebekkah (burntbrat), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 11:47 (eighteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
Reviving... Apparently the debut of Big Love on HBO is stirring up some old stories. This one I hadn't seen before...

Inbreeding among polygamists along the Arizona-Utah border is producing a caste of severely retarded and deformed children

The Equator Lounge (Chris Barrus), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Man, this original thread killed me back when I first read it.

a plastic waterfall

at the end...it seriously made me cry. Touching.

Someone tell me how Big Love is if they watch it. FLDS folx are fucked-up. I have a hard time believing real polyamory/polgamy/polyandry exists, but if it's among consenting adults, that's one thing. All these scary-ass go-nowhere towns out in BFE that are basically incest mills are creepy and evil as anything. That's FLDS polygamy. Growing up Mormon is scary enough, and sexually awkward enough, without your uncle claiming to be prophet of the whole town so all the little daughters can marry their dad's brothers at 14.

Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

"Big Love" was really average.

Although I must admit to thinking of Harry Reid while watching it.

don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 01:24 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

MORMONS ARE JERKS

swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:33 (sixteen years ago) link

thats a stereotype

deeznuts, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link

We get a lot of American Mormons on my street doing missionary work. This must be their version of being sent to the Russian Front.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link

apparently they send them everywhere

i mean, if you've heard that origin story about the Joseph Smith, the golden plates, and martin and lucy harris and you still think they have a valid point...

(i feel this way about all religions, but with mormons and scientology, its just a whole new lever of stupid)

swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:48 (sixteen years ago) link

If I had a big enough lever of stupid I could lift the whole Earth.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:52 (sixteen years ago) link

swin burning for you? wtf does that mean?

chaki, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:52 (sixteen years ago) link

damn! level*

swinburningforyou, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf @ u

chaki, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link

OK and 2) the isolation/insulation from outside culture. This was so huge, bigger than I even expected, in North Korea. Obviously, mainstream Mormons are not in anywhere near the same situation. But I lived in small-town Utah before the internet, and the situation was. . . a little bit similar in some ways. I'm sure it is different now. But the norms of "outside" were not well-integrated into small-town Mormon Utah in the mid-80s. And, as of five or seven years ago, very much not integrated into FLDS communities such as Colorado City, AZ. That was the place in the U.S. that most closely resembled NK ime.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link

Ha, I srsly predicted you were going to say NK people were really into storing grain.

lord of the files (Crabbits), Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:39 (ten years ago) link

Which you didn't; my prediction was wrong.

lord of the files (Crabbits), Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:40 (ten years ago) link

xxpost hahah no, I don't think they have the luxury of storing much anything. But living in Utah had a PROFOUND affect on my parents' food-buying, which continues TO THIS DAY. Actually, I'm visiting them now and was just directed to the "food storage" pantry they have in their garage. They go into that stuff waaaaaaay before the advent of Costco, etc, why b/c Utah!

Did I make any sense there? I really don't feel superior or dismissive about either Mormonism or NK! Just not communicating very well, because both experiences were really whoa.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link

nope, that makes a lot of sense.

mattresslessness, Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link

Oh you made total sense and you never came off as dismissive about either! I was just curious!

lord of the files (Crabbits), Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link

There are million reasons why I would love to go to NK with you, Crabbits, but your Mormon background would just make it soooooo o_O I just know it! Juche philosophy may seem pretty distant from Mormonism, but the cultural values have a lot of similarities. In a lot of good ways, and some. . . not so good (see: insularity, anti-feminism, etc.)

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:51 (ten years ago) link

Plus someone who was fucked up on drugs grabbed me by the arm the other night and insisted that I agree with her that I AM KOREAN. It's a sign!

lord of the files (Crabbits), Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:57 (ten years ago) link

I imagine that North Korea is srsly the Last Frontier for Mormon missionaries! Holy shit I don't even know how that would go down; not well, I suspect.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link

They are so dying to get there because there's a prophecy that says the second coming of Christ won't happen until missionaries can teach in every part of the world.

lord of the files (Crabbits), Sunday, 27 April 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link

I think they could really give a fuck about the North Koreans .

lord of the files (Crabbits), Sunday, 27 April 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link

Well I mean I think it would be more helpful for Mormons rather than Rodman to get in with Kim Jong Un.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 27 April 2014 23:16 (ten years ago) link

So this is an interesting question (which I shall google): Where *aren't* Mormon missionaries?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 27 April 2014 23:23 (ten years ago) link

Vatican City?

pplains, Monday, 28 April 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link

I could have sworn I saw Mormon missionaries (they are easy to ID) in Shanghai, but maybe I am blurring that with Taiwan memories.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 28 April 2014 02:12 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/11/us/its-official-mormon-founder-had-up-to-40-wives.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=second-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news

The essay on “plural marriage” in the early days of the Mormon movement in Ohio and Illinois says polygamy was commanded by God, revealed to Smith and accepted by him and his followers only very reluctantly.

hahahaha

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link

"wait, what? you want me to have sex with all the womens? well, gee, I don't know... you're the boss I guess"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link

This is from Doctrine and Covenants.. basically the 'bitch be cool about polygamy' passage imo

51 Verily, I say unto you: A commandment I give unto mine handmaid, Emma Smith, your wife, whom I have given unto you, that she stay herself and partake not of that which I commanded you to offer unto her; for I did it, saith the Lord, to prove you all, as I did Abraham, and that I might require an offering at your hand, by covenant and sacrifice.

52 And let mine handmaid, Emma Smith, receive all those that have been given unto my servant Joseph, and who are virtuous and pure before me; and those who are not pure, and have said they were pure, shall be destroyed, saith the Lord God.

53 For I am the Lord thy God, and ye shall obey my voice; and I give unto my servant Joseph that he shall be made ruler over many things; for he hath been faithful over a few things, and from henceforth I will strengthen him.

54 And I command mine handmaid, Emma Smith, to abide and cleave unto my servant Joseph, and to none else. But if she will not abide this commandment she shall be destroyed, saith the Lord; for I am the Lord thy God, and will destroy her if she abide not in my law.

55 But if she will not abide this commandment, then shall my servant Joseph do all things for her, even as he hath said; and I will bless him and multiply him and give unto him an hundred-fold in this world, of fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, houses and lands, wives and children, and crowns of eternal lives in the eternal worlds.

56 And again, verily I say, let mine handmaid forgive my servant Joseph his trespasses; and then shall she be forgiven her trespasses, wherein she has trespassed against me; and I, the Lord thy God, will bless her, and multiply her, and make her heart to rejoice.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link

oh ffs

mattresslessness, Sunday, 23 November 2014 00:28 (nine years ago) link

To those who analyze violent death data, it's known as the "suicide belt."

ime using a belt for suicide is setting yourself up for failure
do better, rocky mountain west

never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Sunday, 23 November 2014 00:38 (nine years ago) link

it's clickbait garbage science. any remotely responsible hypothesis-making in this direction has huge sampling issues unless you can somehow get this kind of data for basically the entire world. idk how blind you have to be to think 'altitude' before 'shared culture' as an indicator for suicide rates in the u.s.

meanwhile return missionary roommate can't stop yammering on about the church. i forget that this is such an issue for these poor souls who leave the flock, i know because i was one, but i just want them to get over it sooner for the good of themselves and everyone else. i get really annoyed these days by "ex-mormons", they are the worst and can't discuss anything except how much they fucking love science or w/e.

i'm bored and frustrated, time to find something to do.

mattresslessness, Sunday, 23 November 2014 01:01 (nine years ago) link

listen to techno imo

j., Sunday, 23 November 2014 01:03 (nine years ago) link

man if i lived somewhere i could hear a decent set on the weekends

mattresslessness, Sunday, 23 November 2014 01:08 (nine years ago) link

but i mean, good idea.

mattresslessness, Sunday, 23 November 2014 01:12 (nine years ago) link

eight years pass...

Feds fine Mormon church for illicitly hiding $32 billion investment fund behind shell companies
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/mormon-church-multibillion-investment-fund-sec-settlement-rcna71603

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 21 February 2023 21:42 (one year ago) link


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