amateurist, i have a question,

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Why, of all people one has been mean to, does one feel bad for dogging on Amateurist? Is love in the air?

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sorry for being mean to jaymc on some movie threads some months ago.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:29 (eighteen years ago) link

(Though I regret love isn't in the air.)

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:30 (eighteen years ago) link

which canterbury tale?
what do you like about melodramas?
tell me about carmen jones

anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:30 (eighteen years ago) link

i just saw leave her to heaven a few months ago (by mistake, i'd meant to rent another movie with heaven in the title), that's an interesting choice.

my ten favorite movies:
falstaff (chimes at midnight) (welles, 1966)
rules of the game (renoir, 1939)
grand illusion (renoir, 1937)
kiki's delivery service (miyazaki, 1989)
the manchurian candidate (frankenheimer, 1962)
meet john doe (capra, 1941)
the lady eve (sturges, 1941)
vertigo (hitchcock, 1958)
bande a parte (godard, 1964)
a taste of honey (richardson, 1961)

it's weird that 4 of my choices are from the '60s, since i never thought that was a very good decade for movies. anyway, i don't have a lot of least favorites, but american beauty, the dreamers and stardust memories come to mind.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd like to see more lists of least favorite movies that don't more or less rely on recently released films. Least favorite films from before you were born, et al.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link

well, i thought of putting gone with the wind, but that seems like a pretty obvious choice too. i would have put blowup but i saw it again recently and discovered i liked it. damn!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:43 (eighteen years ago) link

hitchcock directed vertigo? scandalous!

doogie, Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I doubt you'll ever get a lot of disliked films from the past - the way people go about seeing older films generally keeps them from seeing those films that they would dislike.

Most of mine I saw almost blind or on minimal reviews - given five or ten years space (or 30 or 40) with the all the criticism and discussion that come with time, I wouldn't go to Garden State or Lost In Translation.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 16 July 2005 05:51 (eighteen years ago) link

so it's agreed right that if you've been hearing lots of hype about a movie (or anything, for that matter) that you're more than likely going to hate it. this is why it's too bad that garden state dude put himself in his own movie. he's just got this quality that he's highly prone to seeming like a douchebag. so if you saw that movie randomly i could see how you might like it but

or i guess you might think portman is so hot that you'd like it despite that guy and all the standing on a dumpster or whatever it was, yelling in the rain, and whatnot

pilates, Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay,...in relatively loose order.

Faves
1. After Hours (Scorcese, 1985)
2. Blow-Up (Antonioni, 1966)
3. Local Hero (Forsyth, 1983)
4. Picnic at Hanging Rock (Weir, 1975)
5. The Wind & the Lion (Houston, 1975)
6. The Hunger (Scott, 1983)
7. Apocalypse Now (Coppola, 1979)
8. Mystery Train (Jarmusch, 1989)
9. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
10. The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (Weir, 1975)
11. Jaws (Spielberg, 1975)

..and I could do about twenty-five more.

Least Faves/Most Loathed
1.Dead Again (Branagh, 1991)
2. Platoon (Stone, 1986)
3. Scream (Craven, 1996)
4. Weekend at Bernie's (Kotcheff, 1989)
5. Mystic Pizza (Petrie, 1988)
6. Pushing Tin (Newell, 1999)
7. Die Hard 2 (Harlin, 1990)
8. In Good Company (Weitz, 2004)
9. Love, Actually (Curtis, 2003)
10. Serendipity (Chelsom, 2001)

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sorry for being mean to jaymc on some movie threads some months ago.

Aw, it's cool, dude.

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, what the hell...

Favourite

1. Human Resources (Cantet, 1999)
2. Rashomon (Kurosawa, 1950)
3. Farewell My Concubine (Kaige, 1993)
4. Down by Law (Jarmusch, 1986)
5. Street of Shame (Mizoguchi, 1956)
6. Citizen Kane (Welles, 1941)
7. Stalker (Tarkovksky, 1979)
8. My Neighbor Totoro (Miyazaki, 1987)
9. Dr. Strangelove (Kubrick, 1964)
10. Mary Poppins (Stevenson, 1964)


Least favourite

1. Bio-Dome (Bloom, 1996)
2. Best of the Best 2 (Radler, 1993)
3. Police Academy 6 (Bonerz[!], 1989)
4. Home Alone 2 (Columbus, 1992)
5. Friday the 13th Part VI (McLoughlin, 1986)
6. Cobra (Cosmatos, 1986)
7. Rocky IV (Stallone, 1985)
8. Turner & Hooch (Spottiswoode, 1989)
9. Cannonball Run II (Needham, 1984)
10. Hook (Spielberg, 1991)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 16 July 2005 09:37 (eighteen years ago) link

10 favourites (subject to the usual changing taste caveats, no particular order):

1. Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (Schrader, 1985)
2. L'Age d'Or (Bunuel, 1930)
3. The Big Sleep (Hawks, 1946)
4. M (Lang, 1931)
5. Du bi quan wang da po xue di zi (The One-Armed Boxer II) (Yu Wang,

Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 10:05 (eighteen years ago) link

oops.

(Yu Wang, 1975)
6. The Godfather, Parts I and II (damn straight I'm cheating) (Coppola, 1972, 1974)]
7. North by Northwest (Hitchcock, 1959)
8. Shichinin no samurai (The Seven Samurai) (Kurosawa, 1954)
9. For A Few Dollars More (Leone, 1965)
10. Black Narcissus (Powell & Pressburger, 1947)

1 Film I loathe:

1. 8mm (Schumacher, 1999)

Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 10:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Lost In Translation
Scream
Fast Times at R. High
Rear Window
Lolita (Kubrick)
The Doom Generation
Late Spring
Silence of the Lambs
Hunger
Kids
Rooms With a View

Some are just sentimal picks - fe Room With A View - and some are just random picks (by a director I admire).

nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Saturday, 16 July 2005 10:32 (eighteen years ago) link

2001 A Space Odyssey
Stardust Memories
Hobson's Choice
Bell Book & Candle
Jacob's Ladder
Sweet Smell Of Success
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Philadelphia Story
Manhattan
La Haine

And a ton of others, whover started the Godard thread, thanks btw, been digging Alphaville greatly and am delving further.

mzui (mzui), Saturday, 16 July 2005 10:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Favourites:

1. Spirited Away
2. Donnie Darko
3. ID
4. Fellowship of the Ring
5. Naked Blood
6. Office Space
7. Napoleon Dynamite
8. Amelie
9. Kill Bill vol 1
10. The Grudge

Least favourite:
Unbreakable
Essex Boys

My mind is blank, wtf?!

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 16 July 2005 12:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I feel like saying that people just don't get The Dreamers, which I think is a very clever and good film.

But I won't say that because "just don't get" is a difficult accusation to substantiate.

Maybe I'll say that I get the impression people are too quick to dismiss it and/or view it very cynically.

But maybe I'm wrong!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 16 July 2005 12:52 (eighteen years ago) link

20. Super Mario Bros.
19. Robocop
18. Night of the Lepus
17. Body Heat
16. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Fizzactory
15. The Chase (1994)
14. The Hobbit (Rakin/Bass versh)
13. Clueless
12. Tommy Boy
11. Enemy Mine
10. DC Cab
9. Disorderlies
8. One Crazy Summer
7. Good Burger
6. MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate
5. Gremlins 2
4. Troll
3. PCU
2. Hot To Trot
1. Back To School

strng hlkngtn, Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:55 (eighteen years ago) link

LIAR

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link

i stand by this

strng hlkngtn, Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

like a moth to a flame, you are

strng hlkngtn, Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Those are some good picks. Good Burger should be higher. Where's the love for the Problem Child trilogy?

Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

anthony:

re. caterbury tale: the powell & pressburger one from...er...1943? 1942?

re. carmen jones: based on the hammerstein black-cast musical which was based on bizet's opera (which was based on merimee's short story). starring dorothy dandridge and harry belafonte (both beautiful), directed by otto preminger. for some lucid thoughts on this movie see v.f. perkins, 'film as film.' (though it hasn't received much more critical notice.)

re. melodramas: i don't know, i like big outsized emotions put across with integrity. i like to cry at the movies. re. leave her to heaven, i like john stahl's strange hard-edged lighting, rusty colors, and deep focus. also gene tierney. creepy implied incest subplots are always good. see also: preminger's angel face w/jean simmons and robert mitchum.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Am, have you ever seen Peter Ibbetson?

Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

no but that's on my 'must see' list. it comes highly recommended. i should buy that gary cooper box set, only i already own 'design for living'. (oh yeah, lubitsch films are pretty my favorites too, almost all of them. esp. 'trouble in paradise.' i have about 200 favorite movies.)

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link

i have a version of this poster on my wall

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10126000/10126217.jpg

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link

i also like dreyer.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link

It was on TV here a few Christmases ago, it's an amazing film, definitely worth seeing if you like 50s melodramas.

Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Favorite:
Who's Afraid Of Virigina Woolf
This Is Spinal Tap
The Seven Samurai
Used Cars
Raising Arizona
Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster
Animal House
The Witches Of Eastwick
Tequila Sunrise
Married To The Mob

Least favorite:
Donnie Darko
The Santa Clause
Mulholland Dr.
Ruby
Harlem Nights
The Fan
Kundun
Mission To Mars
Jerry Springer - Ringmaster
The Sting

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

speaking of movies about architects, have you seen the vidor version of 'the fountainhead' (written by ayn rand!) w/cooper? it is fucked up.
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Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw The Fountainhead once, years back. I don't remember much of it other than the way the office looked and I did enjoy it. & in theory I hated Gary Cooper before I saw it.

Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

are there other gary cooper movies where he plays architects?!?!?!

like one where he plays antonio gaudi?

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Ilxors be mostly hating most of the films I like, especially Donnie Darko, Napoleon Dynamite and Amelie.

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I've only seen one of those and I'm avoiding the other two.

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it's funny that even 2 movies are centred around architects. I wonder if the mid-20th Century was a golden age for architecture being glamorous and cool in the popular mind? Like with the Empire State being built and Frank Lloyd Wright being a celebrity and such.

Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

architects seemed emblematic of individualist capitalism, productivity, forward into the future, etc. that's why we got all those ugly buildings in the 1950s-1980s.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmmmm, well at least in the UK a lot of the ugly buildings were built by Socialist local authorities.

Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

well yeah i was talking out of my ass. damn your counterargument.

the buildings in the 'fountainhead' movie are gloriously ugly, though.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Nah, it's not contradictory to say that they represent rugged individualism - Ayn Rand obviously uses architects for that - and got mixed up in bad corporate thinking at the same time. A lot of Modernist architecture's great until you have to live in it.

Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow Miccio you really like Michelle Pfeiffer huh?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

haha not really! It's just a coincidence.

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

10. the fifth element
9. that schwarzenegger vs the devil thing
8. conceiving ada
7. the english patient
6. mean guns
5. the wizard of oz
4. organ (1996)
3. the joy luck club
2. boat trip
1. motown

fe zaffe (fezaffe), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link

She's awful in one of the movies I could have put in my Least Favorite had I thought of it - The Story Of Us. Also I should have put North in there too. Both Rob Reiner/Alan Zweibel movies are crimes against humanity.

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miccio (miccio), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

top 5 fav moments from ppls worst films

1. the santa clause - judge reinhold is a big needledick and tim allen clowns his sweater

2. die hard 2 - when bruce willis figures out that dude from good times was firing blanks at the terrorists, also willis vs sipowicz, also dude from law & order as the frog-like air traffic controller

3. scream - all the movie horror nerd stuff and also the fonz saying 'your havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me'

4. 8mm - ok this one is kinda bad but cmon lots of good stuff- funny dialogue, its well filmed, joaquin phoenix and tony soprano and nic cage bein squirmy, i will watch any nicolas cage movie and especially shitty fake noir ones

5. mission to mars - gary sinise astronaut bbq

33, Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

There's also this thread from way back:
can you really list your ten favourite movies?

My list remains the same I think:

8 1/2
2001: A Space Odyssey
In The Mood for Love
It's a Wonderful Life
Last Year at Marienbad
Top Secret!
The Night Porter
West Side Story
Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo
Apocalypse Now

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

The point I should've stopped watching 8mm: when Nic Cage is watching the snuff movie, and you're supposed to realise how bad it is by watching his reactions, and the best he can manage is a look like he's just watched somebody bump their head on America's Funniest Videos.

Scream! Scrovula, Scream! (noodle vague), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

thats great!!

33, Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

top 3 ppl i will love in any movie no matter how bad

1. nic cage
2. jeff goldblum
3. martin lawrence

3, Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:50 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought mordy was being noticeably polite considering he's talking to this board's grandpa simpson

mattresslessness, Monday, 16 November 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link

I've always appreciated am's posts, especially in the movie threads, where he consistently makes unexpected insights.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:39 (eight years ago) link

funny how opinions can differ

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link

I realize I've been mixing up Aimless and Amateurist for years, something that won't happen again after Aimless' tragically stupid sci-fi thread

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 November 2015 22:43 (eight years ago) link

how on earth can you mix those two up??? i mean, unless you're bad with names that start with "a"

Operating Thetan III (monster mash), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link

xp- say "tragically stupid sci-fi thread" out loud

flopson, Monday, 16 November 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

it's the latter. prior to that scifi thread I hadn't really noticed Aimless' pedantic schoolmarm charm

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 November 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

amateuris, i asked you a questiont: WHAT TIME IS LOVE?

― Operating Thetan III (monster mash), Monday, November 16, 2015 4:28 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

4:38 PM IIRC.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link

also , mattresslessness, are you a jason lescalleet fan, or perhaps jason lescalleet himself?

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 16 November 2015 23:17 (eight years ago) link

no to the latter

mattresslessness, Monday, 16 November 2015 23:19 (eight years ago) link

amaeuturist: we don't know each other. i appreciate your presence, though! :D lol. i always enjoy your posts. but, mordy's the man. if he has an issue, i have an issue, sir!

in a hideous town (monster mash), Monday, 16 November 2015 23:21 (eight years ago) link

did you sleep last night? I've seen in several updated threads in the last few hours.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 November 2015 12:28 (eight years ago) link

no, i've been very stressed lately and can't sleep! which is bad because i have to get up ("get up") to cook thanksgiving dinner for arriving family.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 12:29 (eight years ago) link

didn't want to keep my partner awake so just casting about for some kind of 'interaction' here i suppose

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 12:31 (eight years ago) link

Hope it is all going well

All The Squares Go Pwn (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 26 November 2015 18:21 (eight years ago) link

Amateurist

Was this ever sorted out?

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 November 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link

ILX -- post when you're manic, but please be polite, for fuck's sake.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 26 November 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link

eh?

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link

What's going on at the beginning of this thread?

thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link

IIRC anthony easton asked me to start a thread where he could ask me for advice!

i know. it was a long time ago!

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link

back to cooking...

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link

I think some time stamps got messed up - I remember this coming up when searching for "earliest mentions of..." when some things were mentioned before it was possible (e.g. people talking about bands that hadn't formed yet).

emil.y, Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:29 (eight years ago) link

But then, I thought that happened with whole threads, not just some posts, so I dunno. It all seems a bit strange.

emil.y, Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:30 (eight years ago) link

also i'm kind of embarrassed when this thread is revived and i apologize for it (it wasn't me!) :) :(

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link

At least you have a thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzbDhE5_YbM

thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

Sorry. I abandoned that post and thought I had just closed the tab, hadn't realized I had posted it. There is no content behind it.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:06 (eight years ago) link


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