Defend the Indefensible: Live (the band)

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I would like to note that the singles off their last two albums have been unspeakably hideous, far beyond anything from their previous four. Hell, at least "The Dolphin's Cry" was funny.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 21:48 (twenty years ago) link

"urgent, anthelemic claptrap" I probably spelled that wrong but that was the first spot on description of these weaklings. I hate them, I hate their weak, shitty music, I hate their expensive shitty videos, I hate their gods, their children and their parents. I hope they all contract a disease that doesn't kill them but deforms them so they look like human sized mole-rats (that way they would look externally like the shriveled, oozing, pansy-waists that they are, no doubt, on the inside).
The only redeeming quality these sanctimonious losers have is: they have managed to congeal spineless music into an unrefutable sound/image.
Now if I hate a band I can just say "They fucking suck, like LIVE."
and everybody knows what I'm talking about.

Brandon Welch (Brandon Welch), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

i apologize if i offended any polish ILMers.

hey, no problem at all and no offense taken ... i'm resigned to a lifetime of having people mangle my unpronounceable/unspellable last name :-)

i forgot about "lakini's juice" -- that song was OK. other than that, i'm hard pressed to think of anything else that would redeem this band.

Tad (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 22:36 (twenty years ago) link

It should be noted that "Lakini's Juice" had such a horrible title and video that they seemed to be subverting their own peak.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 22:44 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha "the dolphin's cry" - dolphins can't cry!!! maybe he means like a "cri du coeur." Well, they can't do that either. That's the problem with dolphins, they're supposed to be so fucking smart but that can't figure out how to talk American.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

"I Alone" I quite liked too. I guess they were a band of their time though.

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

He managed to use the word "placenta" in a hit pop song that kids were slow dancing to at proms a few years ago.

I also want to say that I liked their first ep and album a bunch in high school, even though when I heard it recently I was cringing at many of the lyrics (lots of blunt desert storm references).

Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 23:14 (twenty years ago) link

They made me fold my laundry faster this afternoon, because the laundromat (as usual) was playing VH1 and after enjoying "The Fabulous Lives of Hot Young Pop Stars" for, oh, the 3rd or 4th time (it seems to be on every time I do laundry -- tho it's not as good as the "ODB on Parole" special, which was on every time I did laundry last month), I found myself subjected to some horrid Live backstage&concert special. My first response was, "Live? Are you fucking kidding?" My second response was to decide that the socks could really wait to be sorted until I got home. Which got me out of the laundromat in record time, for which I'm thankful.

JesseFox (JesseFox), Thursday, 18 September 2003 00:20 (twenty years ago) link

this isnt really a defense other than maybe making them slightly more interesting, but in south australia a whole bloody community of mass murderers from adelaide's north were recently given life sentences (there were 4 put away - the ones that had managed not to get killed by their serial killer buddies) : the record they liked to put on while chopping people up? live - throwing copper

minna (minna), Thursday, 18 September 2003 02:20 (twenty years ago) link

I'd really like to defend them out of loyalty, as I loved them when I was 18. I just can't do it, though.

Andrew Frye (paul cox), Thursday, 18 September 2003 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

They had that one brilliant video based on those minimalist stark paintings by whosisface.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 18 September 2003 13:34 (twenty years ago) link

Oh yeah, I sorta don't mind that "I Alone" song when it comes on the modern-rock radio station, except that it has a creepy Jesus-Christ-pose aspect to it.

I should also mention, in my own meager defense, that mostly Live makes me laugh and shake my head. The pretentious and drippy singer has said some of the more stupid things I have ever heard coming out of a pop singer's mouth in public. Several years ago, the band was playing some free-Tibet event that was sponsored by Reebok, and during the obligatory MTV (or MTV-esque) stand-up interview, the intrepid journalist asked him what Live fans could do to help the situation in Tibet. His answer was, more or less, "Well, they should buy Reeboks to support companies that see the importance of this issue." I'm paraphrasing, but I'm not making this up. If he was kidding, he's a fuckhead, and if he was sincere, then he's a superfuckhead.

Also, I always had heard the Live guys were kind of tools, but a guy I know who worked backstage on one of their shows at his school corrected me. He said they were "cocks."

Lee G (Lee G), Thursday, 18 September 2003 13:53 (twenty years ago) link

eleven months pass...
I am a devoted LIVE fan and I think it's pretty sad that you guys have nothing better to do that sit around a bash them. What are you doing with your life???? I think you all just need to get over yourselves! Find something important to talk about.

Lele, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, Lele, the point of this thread is to DEFEND them. Granted, most of the defenses in this discussion, which has lied dormant for over a year, are pretty left-handed -- people around here just don't seem to share your love. But the name of this board is "I Love Music," and you'll find all kinds of opposing views, so if you've got a spirited defense of your boys to offer, by all means let it rip!

briania (briania), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw them in Central PA right before they got big, in like August 1992, and they played on the back of a flat-bed truck and performed a pretty rocking set in the middle of an afternoon. They confused the frat boys they would in later years convert to fans with their pretentious power-balladry.

BlastsOfStatic (BlastsofStatic), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

They were ahead of their time in adopting a google-proof name.

briania (briania), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Saw them headline a show which also included Sponge and Love Spit Love. Can an opening band be used as a defense?

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

the fact that i've seen these guys more than any other band in the world is horrifying, humiliating, and should render my opinion about anything else in the future null and void.

live was actually my first concert, age 13/14 with my dad, saw them several years later in a shitty club in Raleigh, NC, then four (!) times opening for the counting crows back when i was dating a girl obsessed with the latter.

i can defend some of mental jewelry (esp. beauty of gray and the mirror song), most of throwing copper (even pillar of davidson, i can't help it, when they played that song in Raleigh i felt like i was in the middle of a Promise Keepers convention, and I strangely enjoyed it), Lakini's Juice is definitely still worthy, and yes Dolphin's Cry is OK (not just for laughs) - haven't heard a thing off the last two albums though, and don't plan to.

band's defining moment : the playing of "dam at otter creek" during a particularly harrowing desert scene in the pauly shore vehicle "in the army now"

Josh Love (screamapillar), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

no

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

the best thing about them is that singer Ed whatever was dating Beth Sorrentino around the time that they blew up. she, of course, sang and played piano with the wonderful acoustic indie-pop group Suddenly, Tammy!, makers of wonderfully sweet and arguably twee songs that still grab me to this day.
as a side note, i discovered ST! while following Suede on their first US tour, for which ST! was the opener...

heywood jablomi (heywood), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

The video for "I Alone" is so hilariously cheap. I love how the drummer doesn't have drums but he runs around with his drumsticks anyway for some reason. Beavis and Butthead did the definitive mocking of this video however.

Mike Ouderkirk (Mike Ouderkirk), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

The post that revived this thread is utterly unique in the history of ILM threads-about-crappy-bands revivals.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow, I posted three times without mentioning that when I saw them live on the Secret Sahmadi tour (which EVERYODY was calling Secret Sodomy) I actually enjoyed it except for the ballads, the worst being "Turn My Head" (and cough). For some reason Ed K ran out wearing a feather boa for the encore - it was probably a mid '90s "irony" thing. I got to see it for free since I was reviewing it for the local paper. I'm surprised I enjoyed it at all cuz I got into my first car accident right beforehand, but I did.

My sister and me would always count the number of times Ed K touches his head in the "I Alone" video. It was tricky cuz sometimes it would like he was about to and then he'd change his mind. I think he wasn't used to been entirely shorn yet.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 05:45 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
I have a stupid/simple questsion, how do you pronounce this band's last name? Is it LAIV or LIV?

Chris Blake, Friday, 12 May 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

they stuck a long vowell mark over the "i" so I in thier logo, so I assume it rhymed with strive.

They were awful.

bendy (bendy), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Worse name for a band -- "Live" or "The Band"?

Pessimist (Pessimist), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

It was tricky cuz sometimes it would like he was about to and then he'd change his mind.

this is totally hilarious.

Kim (Kim), Friday, 12 May 2006 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"LAIV" ?????

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 12 May 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

remember that song tricky did with ed?

gear (gear), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

"Now that I understand this right/Let me take it to the mike/This revolution/Has just begun"

gear (gear), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

and so it began

gear (gear), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

the revolution

gear (gear), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

the great battle of our time

gear (gear), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ed kowalczyk vs. a microphone

gear (gear), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"Lightning Crashes" sounded pretty good on the radio. Except for the unnecessary and bad-sounding bridge.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I heard from a fan of theirs that they meant the name to be "live" as opposed to "die" but everyone called them live as in perform live, so they just went with it.

In addition to a few mentioned here, "TBD" (for Tibetan Book of the Dead, yes, pretentious) was an OK song. And their MTV Unplugged wasn't that bad.

X-post - I saw them once (and apparently this happens at all the shows) but the audience always claps along to Lightning Crashes, and because it's such a slow song they inevitably get off beat, and the result is a hilarious arythmic jumble.

nickn (nickn), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...
Somehow or other, through all the miscellaneous purges and inadvertent losings of CDs, my copy of Throwing Copper has managed to not quite get thrown out of my crappy little CD binder. I've been spinning it lately at studio and either I'm getting old or it's a little better than I remember. Still drags all over the place, but the highs are genuine highs if you accept the basic templates of alt-rock. Even "Lightning Crashes," which really annoys me, manages to redeem itself with the amazing climax, with the wailing background vocals and all that. Rockin'. But the best by far is that "TONIGHT TONIGHT COME ON *MOTHERFUCKER!*" song, which is embarassing if you're embarassed by that kind of thing but is otherwise one of the best uses of "motherfucker" ever in music. That guy is really wound up!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:38 (sixteen years ago) link

"so they just went with it."

Gad.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link

ahh Mental Jewelry! My friends and I thought that was pretty fierce when we were 14, it being a mostly acoustic record that wasn't intrinsically folky... The mega-seller follow-up (and I suspect every successive release) that was perpetually flogged on alt-radio & MTV - duddest of duds. Also, the guy's voice sucked from day one.

will, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link

i had no idea about the Jerry Harrison connection until now.

will, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:37 (sixteen years ago) link

OMG this is so weird. One of my non-ILX friends just wrote this huge thing out of nowhere about Live and now this thread is getting revived here. I feel like the universe is out to punish me!

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I got in a fistfight with Live once.

negotiable, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Find something important to talk about.


!

Most disingenuous remark by a disgruntled-Googler ever?

Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 08:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Actually, I remember kinda liking "I Alone".

Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 09:11 (sixteen years ago) link

All I remember besides "I Alone" and "Lightning Crashes" is that single from a few years ago where Tricky is all, "SOMEONE should take your microphone/SOMEONE should take your bubblegum." Rest of the song's crap, though.

clotpoll, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 12:31 (sixteen years ago) link

At one point I had the flat of the Throwing Copper cover up in my room, and I don't necessarily change the channel when Lakini's Juice comes on the radio.
That's all I got.

I eat cannibals, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Defense:

At the HFStival in '95, it started raining in between sets. Whoever was in charge of the P.A. put on a whole bunch of rain-themed songs, starting with Lightning Crashes. It was a cool move that brought everybody's spirits up.

I loved the hell out of the "Four Songs" ep, which came out a few months before Mental Jewlery. I think I borrowed the whole album from a friend later and was pretty unimpressed, but the ep was dope.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

throwing copper isn't completely worthless

everything else, i would suggest, is.

Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

i always really liked this song, but mostly because the way he sings the opening line has always made me laugh hysterically. it's like, 'dude, are you consonant-blind?'

our love is like water
pinned down and abused for being strange
our love is no other
than me alone for me all day
our love is like water/angels pinned down and abused
.
all over you, all over me
the sun, the fields, the sky
I've often tried to hold
the sea the sun, the fields, the tide
pay me now,
lay me down

the table is the table, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link

i'd love to know how it's possible to pin down water

Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i read it for 10 mins, after which i gave up.
then i realised that i have 3 albums on cd by LIVE.
2 of which i dont think i have ever actually listened to all the way to the end.

mark e, Saturday, 18 February 2023 21:11 (one year ago) link

(to be clear, I’m not shading you for posting it… just surprised RS would go so deep on this subject)

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Saturday, 18 February 2023 21:18 (one year ago) link

when tricky played on Conan a couple of years ago, Ed Kowalcyxisbf, Live's singer, sang with tricky. he was dressed like a hippy and had a bandana on to hide his balding scalp (he actually had long hair at the time). although the entire performance was horrendous, Ed kept trying to really get into the song, and he was doing this extremely awkward dance and just generally looked like a weenus. i was lucky enough to have caught it on tape (i was expecting tricky to be much better) and every time i watch this tape a can't help but laugh my ass off. i guess that's a defense.

Had to look this one up. Thank you, YouTubes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-eNS8lMltk

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Saturday, 18 February 2023 21:28 (one year ago) link

...he pleaded no contest to felony criminal trespass, felony theft by deception, two counts of felony forgery, misdemeanor stalking, and misdemeanor simple assault, Hynes has been held under house arrest at Live’s former corporate headquarters in York, Pennsylvania

“That ended my creativity in the band,” says Taylor, still pained by the memory. “I felt like a married couple where someone says, ‘I’m no longer going to have sex with you. But we’ll stay married.’ It was one of the saddest moments of my life.”

These guys sound more dysfunctional than Fleetwood Mac.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 18 February 2023 21:50 (one year ago) link

...he was also willing to fund Taylor’s new band, the Gracious Few — an alt-rock supergroup of sorts featuring Dahlheimer, Candlebox singer Kevin Martin, and Candlebox guitarist Sean Hennesy.

Why couldn't they just call it Candlebox II?

Soon, though, the band members had to figure out other ways to supplement their income. Taylor tried producing movies, like the 2010 Ernest Borgnine-Cybill Shepherd film Another Harvest Moon

“At first I was like, ‘fiber optics?’ ” says Taylor. “ ‘We barely know anything about real estate, let alone fiber.’ ” But Hynes had an idea to lay down a fiber-optic cable that ran directly from New York to Ashburn, Virginia, bypassing the big cities along the I-95 corridor where Verizon and others ran their cables. “I know this sounds weird, but I was like, ‘OK, that sounds like a great idea,’ ” Taylor says. “Somebody said we went from throwing copper to laying cable.”

Taylor isn’t broke to the point where he can’t afford his own bison burger, but he’s grateful for the love.

Why couldn't they just call it Candlebox II?

They probably couldn't use the name (which also comes up in the Live intra-band disputes).

Kind of off-topic, but I recently watched the Go-Gos documentary – I didn't realize how super dysfunctional and shitty to each other that band was in its heyday. Hard feelings over songwriting credits (and, accordingly, publishing $$ split) was a big part of it (which also comes up in the Live thing). It makes me appreciate how smart (and fairly unusual?) it was for R.E.M. to split all their songs evenly, from the beginning.

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Saturday, 18 February 2023 22:21 (one year ago) link

We park and walk into Redeux Vintage, an upscale vintage clothing store where a Billy Joel T-shirt from the Storm Front tour will set you back $75. In the early Nineties, this was Live’s rehearsal space. He points to a corner. “Ed wrote ‘Lightning Crashes’ right here,” he says. “And I wrote ‘Dam at Otter Creek’ right over there. It all happened right in this space.”

And the Go-Go's collaborated with each other on songs in all kinds of combinations. By the third (and best) album Kathy Valentine and Gina Schock contributed first-rate stuff.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 February 2023 22:35 (one year ago) link

Kind of off-topic, but I recently watched the Go-Gos documentary – I didn't realize how super dysfunctional and shitty to each other that band was in its heyday. Hard feelings over songwriting credits (and, accordingly, publishing $$ split) was a big part of it (which also comes up in the Live thing).

And even then, the Go-Go's doc didn't get into most of the legal fighting - zero mention of the God Bless the Go-Go's reunion album (with some outside songwriters) and the insane legal fighting where at least every member of the band was trying to be fired by the other four.

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 19 February 2023 00:09 (one year ago) link

I saw a recent-ish TV interview with the Go-Gos where Carlisle said something to the effect that one month they'd all be suing each other, and then the next month four of them would be planning a surprise birthday party for the fifth one.

It was startling to learn that Charlotte Caffey had a serious heroin addiction for years, and the other members (by their own admission) didn’t really give much of an f? Sounded like the new bassist had to interrupt a South American tour and physically haul her back to CA for rehab, to save her life.

(I read afterward that Belinda was also an addict, for decades… I didn’t realize the band’s story was so dark.)

unknown blues singer (morrisp), Sunday, 19 February 2023 00:26 (one year ago) link

couldn't help lolling at this - the rest is just sad

the Reading Outlet Center, which they bought for $1 million in 2011 with plans to renovate it as an apartment and retail complex. The building later collapsed.

StanM, Sunday, 19 February 2023 00:49 (one year ago) link

When I first saw the New Radicals I assumed it was Live due to his baldness

PaulTMA, Sunday, 19 February 2023 01:07 (one year ago) link

incredible article, i really enjoyed that

call all destroyer, Sunday, 19 February 2023 01:40 (one year ago) link

same! what a clusterfuck

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Sunday, 19 February 2023 03:42 (one year ago) link

lol I had to hear abt this from Ned on FB because I would not have opened this thread otherwqis

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Sunday, 19 February 2023 03:43 (one year ago) link

You could probably do a whole series of sadness on these 90s type bands from second hand stories I have heard that was in the orbits of Saliva, Days of the New and Kenny Wayne Shepard let alone the more public melt downs.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Sunday, 19 February 2023 03:52 (one year ago) link

Behind the scenes, however, the band was falling apart. Taylor says Kowalczyk insisted on taking the lion’s share of the publishing money since he was writing most of the songs, causing tension between him and Taylor that never truly went away. On Live’s next album, in 1999, Taylor says, the singer went further, telling the band he would write the songs entirely by himself, using them as mere support musicians. “That ended my creativity in the band,” says Taylor, still pained by the memory. “I felt like a married couple where someone says, ‘I’m no longer going to have sex with you. But we’ll stay married.’ It was one of the saddest moments of my life.”

a The McLennon Thread: what were The Beatles really about? (evidence presented for consideration) moment

President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Sunday, 19 February 2023 04:13 (one year ago) link

i am 99% sure i have never heard "Lightning Crashes" until right now, as it plays on youtube as i type this. "I Alone", that one i heard a lot.

President of Destiny Encounters International (Karl Malone), Sunday, 19 February 2023 04:14 (one year ago) link

there's a thread for you now that you've heard it, KM

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 February 2023 04:57 (one year ago) link

LIGHTNING CRASHES,

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 February 2023 04:58 (one year ago) link


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