second greatest Ark Music video/song/artist after Rebecca Black

gotta be CJ.

pop stuuhhr

CJ is bossy

Methinks the 24 karat charisma of Lil Nay Nay would be giving CJ a run for her money if she had a video.

someone needs to edit together the audio of every 'rap verse' from these songs into a Best of Pato mixtape, complete with gun sounds and DJ shouts

someone needs to edit together the audio of every 'rap verse' from these songs into a Best of Pato mixtape, complete with gun sounds and DJ shouts

― some dude

OMG YES!!! Lift all the intros too and jam them all in the beginning... "Yo.. ARK music... commin atcha..."

haha seriously if anyone has the technical ability to do it, go for it and just give me an exec producer credit along w/ DJ Whoo Kidz Bop or whatever

No Lil Nay Nay, no justice...

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

no contest!

christ, if you guys love her so much then why don't you start a CJ Famn Club, send her some famn mail, maybe publish a CJ Famnzine?

her song is abt wanting to be normal again except she already is normal why dont u see

this is too much for me. I think I need a flow chart.

Is that Common in the CJ Fam video?

You guys bailed on Madison on the end. Where is the love.

poor kaya: the ark music factory darling before rebecca black made it big can't even get one vote on this (obviously definitive) poll!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511E08GZV5L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

All in!

I'd'a voted if the poll leadtime wasn't so short. I got a couple hours on the computer a day tops and spotty internet access to boot ... I needed way more time to make my mind up. Which seat can I take?!

Of the ones I've watched, CJ Fam stood out bigtime. Kaya has charisma but in a way that's way too creepy, and her song was high turd. (OK, The Fam is turd, too, but it has an almost frightening intensity.) Sarah Mauotuoueaooga was sweet and boring. I hope that was her real boyfriend in the vid. Jolie Adamson just lacks.

Areiana Dvornik sounds like a budget Christina Milian

She'll never be a star, looks like her name fell out of a bag of Scrabble tiles.

― Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.)
I said the same thing about Christina Aguilera and Natalie Imbruglia when their first singles came out. Man, crow tastes like a ass.

http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/1537/yfy.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKaxiAoZc74

another video that Ark has seemingly disowned. I guess the grubby metal dudes and the drummer with "FREAK OUT!" painted on his bare chest were too racy for their own good. no Pato here, unfortunately.

can y'all start using another name for this guy

i mean, stop supporting trademark theft

I support calling him Fat Usher.

They took away "Girl Swag On" :(

Hey another one of those videos where they show people rocking but none of the instruments are actually in the song.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li2ib7KVvc1qei4vno1_500.gif

lolled until i pooped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrAq3giPqLw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsh5aIIf-2E

for completism's sake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKMYyrhooJk

(song is an Ark Music production; video is obviously homemade)

would really love to see a documentary on the parents who do this for their kids

it's far less atrocious than the beauty pageants but i still think it's somewhat psychotic

aw dang, how did I overlook this arkmusik agit-pop jam?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRitln7HCuM

it's cool that she wrote the song herself, but I don't know why she enlisted Ark's help instead of just recording the song at home on a boombox and shooting the video outside her house with a few friends and a cheap camcorder.

(ok, I know why: rich parents)

CJ FAM slowed-down sounds kinda like the knife or something

not sure why I wrote her name in all caps

oooo oooo are you doing that via youtube? is there a website that enables you to do so? been dying to find something like that for days

someone posted the vid just a few posts before this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpWfAiz1RC0

(yeah, I know it's old, but for completism's sake...)

If we're going by views:

Alana Lee Hamilton, "Butterflies": 8,071,283 views
Abby Victor, "Crush on You": 3,024,761 views
Britt Rutter, "Without Your Love": 2,827,302 views

And for the sake of comparison:
Jenna Rose, "My Jeans": 8,322,098 views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHAMwP2GNs

plot: a CGI globe appears out of nowhere and just hovers while a red navigation line traces its way from Cali to Spain to the Mariana Trench to the North Pole. meanwhile there's a blinding flash and a little boy appears out of nowhere and does a karate kid bow. then a stylized CGI beanstock sprouts from the globe, and a cropduster airplane flies over it, spreading shimmery confetti stuff in its path. then a red bird with brown wings (a finch? ilx ornithologists help me out here) flies over the plane. then...well that's just about it. there's no sign of Patrice "fast lane, switchin' lanes" Wilson in this video or the other one (below) she made with Ark. I guess her options financially were either 2 low-budget videos sans Pato or one big production with him in it. bad choice imho. this is barely even buzzworthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX6YyIqvk1c

"Girl Swag On" out this week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvvdgBipfHM

this is gonna be huge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40V49zlMbIw

shame on a Ark for taking down their historic launch party video

reposted here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSTZ2VIAg5I

Still waiting for "Girl Swag On" ;_;

"Girl Swag On" is the Chinese Democracy of Ark Music Factory videos. I, too, am eager to see a rich, nonthreatening tween stand up to the rich, nonthreatening tween thugs who are trying to bully her, but if we have to wait months or even years to see its release, it's because someone at Ark is making sure it will be perfect.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

http://dismagazine.com/disco/18692/tweengirl-famtasy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ul8tSgJGhQ

oh fuck

finally!!!!

Obviously still an A+ song but I'm a bit let down by the production on this. I think CJ Fam has my #1 spot locked in the EOY poll now.

http://cdn.dismagazine.com/uploads/2011/06/CJ-and-Dad.jpg

Coming soon in August Pato Aka Fat Usher "H-A-P-P-Y"