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sez you, that's when Devil Survivor Overclocked and OoT are supposed to come out! if Paper Mario 3DS comes out in June too I may have to get a feeding tube installed.

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Ghost Recon is REALLY good.

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

damn this thing is messing up my eyes
i have opinions and wanna share but need time to process

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

just ordered Pilotwangs for $5, thanx Amazon

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Thursday, 31 March 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

so if you play 3DS for like 2 hours and then stare at a plant or your hand will it look 3D?

cold hands of monkeys on my heart (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 31 March 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

it looks fucking blurry is what it looks like.

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 March 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

the wow factor here is, for the moment, what you're paying for but WHAT a wow factor.

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 March 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

yeh i still need to go easy on the 3D, max 30 mins. definitely getting easier though.

zappi, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm hoping that the March release is for fanboys and there will be a $50 price drop for November.

I haven't played the 3DS yet but I'm not too impressed with the launch games. The highest scores on metacritic are 85 and 77 (Street Fighter and Ghost Recon). Also, I don't care at all about a remake of Ocarina - been there, done that. And what's up with some of the launch games being dumbed down? I thought 3DS was the capable of pushing dynamic street fighter backgrounds. I've read that Lego Star Wars 3 was completely dumbed down for the 3DS. I was hoping that 3DS would be a good system for me to finally play a Lego game after enjoying the same game at a PS3 kiosk in GameStop. And they cut out multiplayer for the Lego game. Pshaw!

cold hands of monkeys on my heart (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

rating be damned, if you like turn-based strategy games Ghost Recon is a winner winner chicken dinner. it's pretty obviously an DS game fancied up with some subtle-but-cool 3D effects but the gameplay is tremendous; it reminds me of epic GI Joe battles back from when I was but a wee bairn.

w/r/t the launch lineup I'm good w/ just Ghost Recon & Pilotwings and then just gameflying the rest (besides, I have Radiant Historia and Monster Tale to play through anyway). if the release calendar for June is accurate then we're supposed to be getting OoT 3DS, Devil Survivor Overclocked, and Cave Story 3DS then so I should at least be good until then (not that I expect the latter two to come through on that schedule).

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

and the AR stuff really is a winner. not a killer app on the level of Wii Sports or anything but it's definitely software which makes you run around loudly demanding that other people play with it.

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

otm there; everyone in my office has tried this thing now

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

playd one at bestbuyand gave me a headache /:

tyler 'scratch' perry (diamonddave85), Friday, 1 April 2011 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

so apparently the 3D Galaga/tilt-controlled Pac-Man (BLORF) is going to include Pac-Man CE (not DX, sadly) and Galaga Dimensions on the cart too! someone please force them to include a wireless (or even netplayable!) Pac-Man Vs so I can buy this goddamn game for the last time ever.

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Geez, Steel Diver isn't going to be out here until May - *snoozes*.

Is this what it's like being an early adopter? What a fule I am! Oh well - I still love my Nintendogs, and have now streetpassed TWO people (must have got one at Euston station yesterday).

London ILx0rs! I want to meet YOU! Tell me of your commuting habits and I will stalk you :)

superpitching, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 11:48 (thirteen years ago) link

STILL haven't gotten one kerfungled streetpass hit yet ;_;

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

ditto

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

http://killscreendaily.com/articles/how-play-3ds-home-screen
^kinda right on. i haven't even PLAYED all the AR games yet but it's still a wonderful toy to carry around. i just haven't built a relationship with it yet

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 April 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. Passed NINE people this evening, but as I checked them, showed my friend, then carried on my way, turns out I have lost ALL those Miis as heroes for streetpass. You need to use them as heroes IMMEDIATELY apparently.
(http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/997614-3ds/58735134).

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH THIS SUX. I didn't know this and now they're all gooooooone, ARGH.

*wailing*

superpitching, Friday, 8 April 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

" if you like turn-based strategy games Ghost Recon is a winner winner chicken dinner"

i don't like turn-based strategy games, but "winner winner chicken dinner" sounds fantastic.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 8 April 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

what I now think of when I read Ghost Recon + 3D:

http://canvaspaint.org/dc06.png

Philip Nunez, Friday, 8 April 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

there's no fucking games!
i bought it, fucked around with it for a few days, got a lot of wow that's neat comments and it's been in the charger for maybe three weeks.
compared with my ipad which might as well be handcuffed to me; i woke up at four this morning with a jolt and realized i fell asleep with it next to me and had just knocked it off the bed

it is sad but their is so much beauty (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

forks if you have ipad game recs, post em! I've been using mine like nuts for work stuff but haven't really gamed with it yet. (I know there's another thread for that, but here's the Batman rfi.)

Euler, Friday, 13 May 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

an overgenerous grandmother got one of these for my son for his birthday, it's been a couple weeks and he plays his gameboy advance as much as this

it's fun but feels like you're staring at a magic eye after a while, doesn't lend itself to long sessions

my fave ipad game is stupid zombies

the first rule of debate club (Edward III), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i have a weird eye thing and i can't totally do the 3d all the time, but the visual/sound/size upgrade over the 1st-gen ds i bought myself for CHRISTMAS 2004 is still worth it - i'm actually getting way more mileage out of the AR shit than i ever thought i would (viz. showing it to non-gamer coworkers, friends etc)

and friend codes? i'm 3179-6089-6783

Suicide Demo for Kemba Walker (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

free ipad game recs just now: dungeon raid, zarik, cut the rope lite (buy it if you enjoy it), 100 rogues, natlcapitls, stupid zombies, falling fred (good for a giggle), auditorium, mahjong free, hot springs story lite, spirits, paper train hd, frisbee

other suggestions?

it is sad but their is so much beauty (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 May 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

tho tbf i'm not really gaming seriously with the pad yet; every game is a fun gimmick or a brief infatuation
i need to try infinity blade or one of the final fantasy games or starfront

it is sad but their is so much beauty (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 May 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

and curious about this... only five bucks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRULsh4ZfOQ

it is sad but their is so much beauty (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 May 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

- Puzzle Quest (at least the first one, haven't played 2) owns so hard on the iPad, it's actually my preferred version
- Carcassonne has a universal version and owns. there are a bunch of good board games for the iPad (although bizarrely Catan is not one of them); check out anything Reiner Knizia did for a good starting point
- I like the iPad versions of SimCity and Civ Rev a whole bunch; the extra real estate is totally worth it

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Friday, 13 May 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Carcassonne has a universal version and owns

yeah ive played around w/ this & really like it. also the monopoly is p good #_#

ffIII is p tite if ur into rpgs id recommend it over the other two ios remakes

Pippa's Farce (Lamp), Friday, 13 May 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

moar

- if you jailbreak you can get snes4iphone and use your Wiimote to play
- WESNOTH HD OWNS if you like srpgs
- Chinatown Wars is way better on the iPad than on the phone although not as good as on DS
- Dominion HD is a really good Risk clone w/ online multiplayer and everything

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Saturday, 14 May 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the update's here!

- free Excitebike 3D
- free Pokemansdex in 3D
- free system transfer thing
- no Link's Awakening GFY NINTENDO
- three bucks for the inferior Mario Land
- also some DSiWare game called PicDun which is apparently a RPG/Picross hybrid? intersting

XBOX BING GOATSE (jamescobo), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

how do i activate this update?

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

never mind, figured it out

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

the DSi/3DS transfer system is being a hater :(

XBOX BING GOATSE (jamescobo), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 05:49 (twelve years ago) link

browser terrible as expected, though you can view 3D images & save them to SD card
uk shop prices can gtfo

zappi, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link

is 3DS good

princess timtam (cozen), Thursday, 9 June 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

good hardware, probably should wait a year for the good games to come out
only got one cos my phat was fucked
shadow wars is excellent if you like fire emblem type games!

zappi, Thursday, 9 June 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

there's pretty much one good game a month coming out for the next while, though

- OoT 3DS this month
- Pac-Man/Galaga Dimensions next month
- Devil Survivor 3DS the month after that
- Shinobi 3DS the month after that
- Mario 3DS & the infuriatingly-not-demoed-at-E3 Paper Mario 3DS later this year

XBOX BING GOATSE (jamescobo), Friday, 10 June 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

Is Devil Survivor 3DS is just a 3D version of DS Devil Survivor?

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 June 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

there's an extra day of content

XBOX BING GOATSE (jamescobo), Friday, 10 June 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, it was too hard for me to get very far along in it anyway.

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 June 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe it also comes with a dumb people setting like Trauma Center 2 courteously did.

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 June 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

pokewotsit
http://i.imgur.com/VVLMh.jpg

zappi, Friday, 10 June 2011 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

folks really aren't playing with this thing, eh? Still haven't gotten a street pass hit.

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

yeh sales are terrible in UK
took me 200,000 steps before i got a streetpass hit

zappi, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

sales are terrible everywhere, it's getting beat by the PSP ffs

XBOX BING GOATSE (jamescobo), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

Nintendo won't allow any retailers to put units on demo display here. I've still not even seen one in action ffs.

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 10 June 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

I got a streetpass hit the first time I had it out and about. Battery life collapsed leaving it in sleep mode with wifi on so I've always left it switched off when not using it since.

treefell, Saturday, 11 June 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link


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