People Who Live In Suburbs: Classy, Icky, or Dudes?

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I think we're all assholes for not being more sympathetic to his outrage?

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

uh isn't the problem with suburb to suburb transit that the burbs are so gd spread out that you basically need someone to pick you up in a car once you get there?

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 April 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

omg you guys are complete asshole morons c ya
--A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger)

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and with those last words, he drove off, never to be seen or heard from again

iatee, Monday, 25 April 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

trying not to take bait elsewhere but feel like I gotta point out that the first six words of Oak Park's wiki are "Oak Park, Illinois is a suburb"

Oh come aero, you should know better than citing wiki as your first point of reference. But seriously, yes, Oak Park is a suburb, but as someone pointed out itt, its kind of the difference between inner-ring and outer-ring suburbs.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

15 years ago, the quickest way for me to get from my apartment in Minneapolis to my friends' house in St. Paul was to transfer at the Mall of America in Bloomington.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 25 April 2011 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Or drive a car.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 25 April 2011 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, if I had more time to fuck around with screenshots from google earth or wherever, I'd be able to point the very distinct and obvious difference between, say, downtown Evanston and Crystal Lake, both of which are very much suburbs of Chicago, but are wildly different in terms of density and walkability. I'd say Crystal Lake is far close to this thread's running "image" of a suburb.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Looking at the Metra map (assuming that's the train Granny is referencing), it could be enhance by maybe one train doing a loop between the outgoing lines coming from downtown, but again, it's still a matter of determining what demand is serviced and whether it's economical.

More than anything, the reason such a thing probably doesn't exist is because the suburbs would have to drive it, and cooperation between suburbs is even worse than city-to-suburb interaction as far as I know.

mh, Monday, 25 April 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Can we all hate on places like Naperville, at least? The first time I stopped there I assumed that most people worked somewhere in the outlying area. It's just crazy to me that people commute, many of them by car, for that distance every day.

mh, Monday, 25 April 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, Naperville is fucking awful by all measures and standards. We can also throw Schaumburg in that category as well.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

guys fwiw the IL Urban Planning Commission or whatever its called has recommended rail spur lines to connect the suburbs in its 2020 plan

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I hope that goes through, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

mh, Monday, 25 April 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, somehow I don't see it ever actually happening, but it would be great if it did.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

good news, we've got 20 more years to make it happen: it's the 2040 plan

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

We'll all have personal teleporters by that point!

mh, Monday, 25 April 2011 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Well weren't we all supposed to be "telecommuting" for our jobs by now?

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

To Dainger's point about travel between major transit lines, this is normal, I think? I'm in this situation all the time in Brooklyn, where the farther out you go along the subways, the farther any other subway line is from you, with no hope of transferring anywhere. A place could be just 1-2 miles east or west of you, and there'll be no transit to it without going many miles out of your way and taking at least an hour.

This is the price of doing business, imo? And exactly what buses and bikes are for.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I do part of the time! We also have a few "coworking" places in town. I'd imagine you could work from one of those in a pinch if you need real office space.

mh, Monday, 25 April 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry, that was an x-post about "telecommuting."

mh, Monday, 25 April 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm curious to know more about who is telecommuting now? It seemed to be a big push about ten years ago, but now I feel like, at least in my industry (architecture), its becoming less and less common, unfortunately.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

hmm. it seems like architecture is the type of thing where the technology isn't quite in place to make telecommuting a good option.

i work in i.t. and it is fairly common in my company.

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 April 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

On a related note about suburbs versus truly rural:

I have a coworker who, for reasons that make sense to him but not to me, lives in the middle of nowhere and commutes 70 miles (one way) to the office three days a week. He telecommutes the other two days (more in the winter as his road does not get plowed), but the communications infrastructure is such that the workplace eventually sprung for a cellular modem for him since the phone lines suck, the local point-to-point wireless internet provider sucks, and those were the most viable.

Yeah, IT and definitely programming are telecommuting-heavy. People were kind of hesitant to begin with, but we work with project teams in India and out of state so it's really not that much different if someone who is local calls into a meeting and works from home.

mh, Monday, 25 April 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

i telecommute. but real commuting to my job would be like a 20-30 minute combination of walking and subways

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

in the future we will all be bloggers

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link

God it would save me THREE HOURS A DAY to not commute and to not have to get ready for work -- clothing, make-up, hair.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i think there's been kind of a backlash against telecommuting in corporate america, lots of 'f2f' and 'collaboration' are in vogue right now. at the same time as things are being outsourced, lol.

plus when people 'work from home' they fuck around and watch oprah. instead of surfing ilx.

goole, Monday, 25 April 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link

This coworking thing could work pretty well, especially in spread-out areas, if it's not a silly trend.

mh, Monday, 25 April 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link

hmm. it seems like architecture is the type of thing where the technology isn't quite in place to make telecommuting a good option.

Oh, it definitely isn't quite there yet, but it seemed to be something that some of the larger firms were working towards at one point, but they seem to have moved away from even trying. It was never going to be a 100% of the time thing, I mean architecture is so collaborative by nature. Otoh, I can easily access AutoCAD, Revit, Outlook, and pretty much everything I need to do on any given day from home, so it could make sense for a day or two a week.

goole otm

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

To Dainger's point about travel between major transit lines, this is normal, I think? I'm in this situation all the time in Brooklyn, where the farther out you go along the subways, the farther any other subway line is from you, with no hope of transferring anywhere. A place could be just 1-2 miles east or west of you, and there'll be no transit to it without going many miles out of your way and taking at least an hour.

This is the price of doing business, imo? And exactly what buses and bikes are for.

Yeah, I think it's p normal too. If, for instance, I wanted to get to Call All Destroyer's place I'd have to take the train into the city center and then out again and it would probably take at least 45 - 60 mins whereas I can drive to that area in 15.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

lol yes i was thinking about my trip to simmons but my trip to your place is just as bad!

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 April 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah - I mean I could walk to Simmon's in under 10 mins from where I am at work right now but it must be a huge pain in the ass for you to get there all the time. :(

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah for the most part i drive

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 April 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

there's this thing called a "bus" yanno

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link

What y'all need is a little thing called Love Is . . . Zipcar.

Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

No, there *would* be things called buses that would make sense, but nobody runs them past 5pm

mh, Monday, 25 April 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

hence my earlier use of the word "arguably"

mh, Monday, 25 April 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

there's this thing called a "bus" yanno

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, April 25, 2011 4:33 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

i could bore you by listing bus schedules but really now

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

To Dainger's point about travel between major transit lines, this is normal, I think? I'm in this situation all the time in Brooklyn, where the farther out you go along the subways, the farther any other subway line is from you, with no hope of transferring anywhere. A place could be just 1-2 miles east or west of you, and there'll be no transit to it without going many miles out of your way and taking at least an hour.

This is the price of doing business, imo? And exactly what buses and bikes are for.

― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, April 25, 2011 2:48 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think this is the wrong attitude actually - I mean I <3 buses and bikes obv, but outer brooklyn could easily be served by more train lines (or streetcars!). there are lots of historical/$ reasons why it's not, but the capacity is def there. the B6 - which is only one of a handful of ring-type lines - had 14,046,274 riders in 2009 and on average 44,035 weekday riders. for comparison, baltimore's *entire heavy rail system* had 56,800 weekday riders, miami's entire heavy rail system had 60,000 weekday riders. unlike daingers's 'why is there not a train that goes directly from my front porch to my sister's front door? idgi' - there absolutely could and should be a train you should take for those trips.

iatee, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, there's not a train because there's the perception that there's isn't enough need, or there are political things going on that make building one difficult.

I'd say a little of column A, a little of column B.

mh, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Rly? Given the amount of digging/upheaval/expense involved, I pretty much figure no new train lines will ever be dug in NYC. It just doesn't seem practical at all when there are perfectly good streets to run buses on.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 25 April 2011 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i was gonna say unless there are existing right-of-way type things for rail lines it doesn't really work like that!

call all destroyer, Monday, 25 April 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure they can take over land to build new/extend train lines, that's what they did here in Chicago recently for new stations and have kicked it around for future system expansions. Obviously way costly, but it can be done.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 April 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

lets get some street cars up in this bitch

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 25 April 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Would be so charmed by street cars but again, what's the advantage over a bus?

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 25 April 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was referring more to Chicago.

NY is stuck unless some (lol) Robert Moses type is majorly influential.

mh, Monday, 25 April 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

charm, laurel

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 25 April 2011 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

also they make the streets marginally more unfriendly to cars, which is a plus imo

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 25 April 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha. Oh good, let's have that argument next.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 25 April 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

charm, laurel

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, April 25, 2011 7:25 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean this, btw--iirc street cars that replace bus lines tend to increase ridership along those routes, afaict because street cars are more fun/cleaner/charminger

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 25 April 2011 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

But isn't light rail already the new streetcar? And we already said itt that one of the problems with light rail is that it's an attempt to change public perceptions of public transit, ex it's new and clean and "modern"-feeling, but it's not quite USEFUL enough to tip them into favoring it?

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 25 April 2011 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link


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