DUCK SEX!

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I drink my morning coffee at a desk lit through french doors, overlooking a pastoral scene. This morning, 7 (!!) mallard males had pinned a lone female against my window. Normally, I would merely avert my gaze, but seven was too much for my delicate pre-coffee constitution.

I unleashed uberpuppy Teufel (who had been watching at my side) via a side door, and the gang rape was averted with no loss of limb or dignity.

uses titanium spork without irony (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

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goole, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I drink my morning coffee at a desk lit through french doors, overlooking a pastoral scene. This morning, 7 (!!) mallard males had pinned a lone female against my window. Normally, I would merely avert my gaze, but seven was too much for my delicate pre-coffee constitution.

I unleashed uberpuppy Teufel (who had been watching at my side) via a side door, and the gang rape was averted with no loss of limb or dignity.

― uses titanium spork without irony (Sanpaku), dinsdag 3 mei 2011 16:09 (54 minutes ago) Bookmark

Odd Future Duck Gang Kill Them All

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link


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