"GOTHICK 4 LIFE, BITCH"

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ooops. Botch.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:23 (twenty years ago) link

entire thread takes 1d20 points of damage.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago) link

doompha doompha

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago) link

"HAHA CLASSIC. I wonder if my friend who has a goth parody band has seen this."
what's the band's name? my friend andy and i are starting a goth parody band called "terror for president"

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

genius.

"Skinny Doggie"

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

My favorite PANEL is of course:

http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/dd_15.gif

Where's Julio?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

Ha ha classic!

I don't know if I should be laughing though, because my mom was making fun of me yesterday for looking too goth.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:19 (twenty years ago) link

! You'd think you could get beyond parents questioning your mode of dress at some point.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago) link

As for my favorite panel, for the detail up in the upper left corner:

http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/dd_5.gif

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago) link

what's the band's name? my friend andy and i are starting a goth parody band called "terror for president"

They're The Gothsicles.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

! You'd think you could get beyond parents questioning your mode of dress at some point.

It's not how I was dressed, I kind of overdid with my hair and now it is a really intense red. So she was just kind of joking with me, but I suppose it does look kind of goth.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

Time to do the spider dance!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:20 (twenty years ago) link

I like my music HARD and DARK, like my fucking soul!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

GRRR.

There should be a Rough Guide to hip-hop/pop videos that are goth.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago) link

NKOTB's "The Right Stuff": based simply on Jordan wearing the Bauhaus shirt.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

The essential starting point, but what would the rest be?

(MC Hammer's Addams Family theme song NOT to thread.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

thriller to thread

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

There was that Backstreet Boys video "Everybody" that was all ghouled out.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

and of course, ROCKWELL "Somebody's Watching Me"

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

Hm...new thread time I think!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

(Ok, that's not really hip-hop/pop...sorry)

(Ned is on it)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

Go forth and post.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

the line about Stabbing Westward is my fave

― rejoinder, Thursday, 5 February 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago) link

Gothic Black Poofy Lolita Dress:

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/loth/p/i/piechal/dress.jpg

― Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 5 February 2004 04:14 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, I loved the lyrics to Headhunter surreptitiously in the corner also =) Great strip, this.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 5 February 2004 05:43 (twenty years ago) link

I'm starting a noise group called FeindFlug.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 5 February 2004 05:45 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.feindflug.freeservers.com/images/djw.jpg

― ...., Thursday, 5 February 2004 13:35 (twenty years ago) link

ANGST!

― Kingfish Funyun (Kingfish), Thursday, 5 February 2004 13:37 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.shadowfae.com/egl_dress2.jpg

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Thursday, 5 February 2004 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

I think I want to make that link my homepage.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:27 (twenty years ago) link

I'm getting "GOTHICK FOR LIFE, BITCH" tatooed on my ankle.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

forehead all the way¡

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 5 February 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

4, not for.

i bought a goth fanzine at a gig last night, it's rub, but it has a little furry bit on the front, which is nice...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 6 February 2004 11:09 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, the 4 makes the sentence -- I can't believed I overlooked it.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 6 February 2004 13:29 (twenty years ago) link

EFIL 4 KCIHTOG!

― Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 6 February 2004 13:31 (twenty years ago) link

G!F!L! EFIL4KCIHTOG! G!F!L!

― Scott Ian (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 February 2004 14:23 (twenty years ago) link

Now we're talking.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 February 2004 14:43 (twenty years ago) link

This is the first time I've bookmarked a link from ilx. Golden.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 6 February 2004 14:44 (twenty years ago) link

AWESOME.

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 6 February 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

Everything's here is so cliché!

― poisonivy, Friday, 6 February 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

I WONDER WHY THAT WOULD BE.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 February 2004 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

Everything's here is so cliché!

This is possibly the most baffling post I've ever read on ILX.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 6 February 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

i just read the title and thought it said "GO THICK 4 LIFE, BITCH" and thought it was some sort of penile enlargement spam

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 6 February 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

I think the most impressive thing is that it's actually as funny as the Actual For Serious Chick Tracts

― ferg (Ferg), Friday, 6 February 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

I agree, the originals are nearly parody-proof

― (Jon L), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:27 (twenty years ago) link

wow!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 6 February 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago) link

"Camp Basil Bub"

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 6 February 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago) link

"Hi, Guys... welcome to the laughing place!"

― (Jon L), Friday, 6 February 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

I was just reading this work of GENIUS, when the shop bell went, so I got up to see who my newest customers were, and it was 2 FUCKING GOTHS!!!! hard and dark like my fucking soul haha, it was really hard to keep a straight face after reading that, but then the male goth sez "have you got any cheesegraters?" right? so I say yes, and he says, and I quote his exact words - "I want the finest one you've got", so I reply, barely keeping it together "it's just a cheesegrater" and the female half starts laughing (NON-GOTH!! NON-GOTH!!) and now I'm sitting here feeling considerably weirded out!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 7 February 2004 14:35 (twenty years ago) link

I would not have been able to wait on them without losing it. Well done!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 7 February 2004 14:36 (twenty years ago) link

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― xero (xero), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"GOTHICK 4UNTIL MY DOMAIN EXPIRES, BITCH"

― mei (mei), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, this still works:

http://web.archive.org/web/20051013065225/http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/

― clotpoll (Clotpoll), Thursday, 9 November 2006 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh thank god someone provided me with a link that worked. I have now laughed myself silly. Especially the NIN part killed me.

― A Chocolate Ball of Sweet Confectionary Fire (Bimble...), Thursday, 9 November 2006 04:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"Dear God, I apologize for acting like such a dickhead ... I am sorry I talked all that shit on the internet."

Thanks, clotpoll!

― xero (xero), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

I guess it's back!

― Mackro Mackro, Thursday, 22 November 2007 09:23 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

yup

― Mackro Mackro, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

This is still some of the funniest shit ever.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link

OTM BEEEAAATCHEZ

― Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:21 (fifteen years ago) link

"Let's go pick up some guys in rubber clothes!"
"That sounds great!"

every line here has its ebb and flow.

― Mackro Mackro, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

nickalicious called it, but "Roll saving throw against BEATDOWN"!

― Mackro Mackro, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Still love the Headhunter lyrics in the corner. I've probly said that about six times on this thread by now.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Also lol at "not enough people are supporting the scene these days" because THATS ALL THE GOTHS I KNOW EVER BITCH ABOUT.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 05:45 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ wumpscut logo in suicide note

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 09:10 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

"(She mustn't discover I'm a trance fan!)"

― HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Appropriate to revive this when I just discovered THESE guys were still around.

Sounds Like: Blue smoke drifting in dark rooms, black clad girls hovering like cats, and the hum of electric guitars as immense as the leviathan.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 August 2008 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

lolololololol Kitchen Whore Records

I love the fact that they seem to be allergic to kickdrum.

― HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Anyway, I have now also revived this thread too.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://rtf319.blogspot.com/2005/03/darque-dungeon.html

darque dungeon
I just ran across this comic, which is a remix of one of those fire-and-brimstone "Chick Tracts." It has a lot of foul language, and you may find it offensive, but I was rolling with laughter. I think my favorite parts are the Bauhaus logo pasted into Maggie's bedroom and when the dark-haired woman announces that she'll "kill anyone who opposes the countercultural assault of noise music." I'm not sure if I agree with the comic's message though. I played D&D in middle school and frequented a goth club as a teenager, and I didn't turn out weird.
Anyway, this deals with class in the sense of Berger's idea of situatedness, and we'll be talking more about bricolage and appropriation in a few weeks.

― "Sustainability Sucks" T's Ahoy For Urban Outfitters Bootches (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Feindflug rules!

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

http://open.spotify.com/track/7ccrkbDtqILRYKRVZrDqIw

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

I'm going to go out and buy a bunch of power noise CDs

so boys will like me!

― sug ones (omar little), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk2Pr9jXCr8

Major hat tip to Thomas Tallis Posse

― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Thursday, 20 March 2014 03:37 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

uh how did I miss this trailer

― ¶ (DJP), Monday, 24 October 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link

http://www.darkdungeonsthemovie.com/

― brownie, Monday, 24 October 2016 19:23 (seven years ago) link

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