The Playstation 3 is IDENTITY THEFT

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I think it is a joke, but the hacker community is telling it.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

hey sony stop hitting yourself

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:13 (twelve years ago) link

TBH, PS3 Media Server is a pretty neat little program, I have it on my laptop and it streams and converts p much anything I throw at it to the telly via the PS3. Only drawback for me was our wifi is fucked (long narrow house, lots of brick walls) so it streamed badly so I gave up.

The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, similar in my house plus i like to put my computer to sleep when it's not being used.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 11:13 (twelve years ago) link

Motorstorm Apocalypse is FUN

polyphonic, Saturday, 28 May 2011 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

cannot sign in todya. ps3 is not a gaming console its a FUCKING JOKE

remove this man from the internet (Ste), Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

If Sony can't get this PSN mess sorted out before E3, then it'll overshadow anything they announce there.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

lol -

http://uk.playstation.com/psn/store/

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

Good Lord, they even have a PSN app. Insert joeks here about one's iPhone getting hacked that way.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ presented without further commentary

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

"we have an announcement: the store will be back RSN"

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

Will it be obvious how to get our free game or what?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

just type in your address, credit card, SSN, mother's maiden name, city of birth and your first pet's name

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

'The company implemented considerable security enhancements to the network infrastructure' translation: 'we've actually installed some proper security now'

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

back up

but really the more important thing is Eurogamer's review of El Shaddai. holy CRAP that sounds great.

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Thursday, 2 June 2011 07:28 (twelve years ago) link

all i want is BG&E HD

u_u

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2011 09:40 (twelve years ago) link

OK after following that link i want El Shaddai, too

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

looks like the cover of a 70s sci-fi novel

reverse the jelly baby of the neutron flow (onimo), Thursday, 2 June 2011 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

Hadn't even known about that one, looks cool

Nhex, Thursday, 2 June 2011 11:58 (twelve years ago) link

PSN Store back up, but no free games yet. hmmm.

zappi, Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:34 (twelve years ago) link

what about beyond good and evil HD?

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:36 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i am pretty excited for bg+ehd and the team ico ones

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

those won't be out til later I thought? bg&ehd was due out last month

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

yeah they got pushed back, i'm just bundling my anticipation for the hd reduxes together. bg+e was resched for this past Mon so should have thought it would appear today.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2011/06/02/playstation-store-is-available-now/

You may have noticed that the content promised as part of the Welcome Back offer is not yet live. It is currently in the final stages of testing and will be available to download very soon; we’ll be sure to let you know when.

reverse the jelly baby of the neutron flow (onimo), Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

but i guess immediately for plus users? so, you could sign up for the free plus trial...

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

"you may have noticed"
yeah el shaddai is very anticipated for me

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

How much psn stuff is playable on psp? I just want to play Scott Pilgrim...

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 2 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

that one isn't.

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 June 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

Dammit.

I will say, playing emulators on the psp is great( depending on the genre). Handheld Chrono Trigger and Link to the Past is great.

Anybody know if Neutopia is worth it?

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

haven't played it but I hear it's apocalyptically terrible

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

it's really hard. not terrible but not great either. try Golden Axe Adventure instead.

nuclear power, jet propulsion, radar, laser beams, cordless phone (abanana), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

i just played the demo for Moon Diver and i think i spent 60% of my playtime screaming MOOOOON DIIIIVAAAHH like Ronnie James Dio
it is not a good game

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link

so the welcome back plan is up and buggy, eh?

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

"An error has occurred (80710D36)"

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

"This content cannot be selected at this time"

No shit

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 June 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

YLOD again last night. 3rd time in 2 months. Fucking piece of shit PlayStation.

nate woolls, Saturday, 4 June 2011 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

same system? i hear the self-repair method doesn't last long.

nuclear power, jet propulsion, radar, laser beams, cordless phone (abanana), Saturday, 4 June 2011 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

so i already have infamous and wipeout, and dead nation looks like a boring robotron game which i'd hate. so i got the Ratchet and Crank

thanks for 0, Sony

remove this man from the internet (Ste), Monday, 6 June 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

if you had more than one account set up before the network went down then you can download more than two games.
as well as my UK account i had a US account set up so i could snoop on the US store and its let me download two more games. thanks Sony!
(Japanese & Hong Kong stores are still down so haven't tested them yet)

zappi, Monday, 6 June 2011 08:43 (twelve years ago) link

Good tip although I wasn't interested in anything besides LBP and Infamous. (I already have Wipeout+Fury.)

And now that I realize LBP is realllllly not for me (as I had suspected). Stephen Fry plus cute platforming = braindeath

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

what kills LBP for me is the moving in and out of the screen, it doesn't seem to control properly, feels kinda broken.

zappi, Monday, 6 June 2011 09:36 (twelve years ago) link

ah forgot LBP,yeah got that already too and the second one

And yes the in and out is fricking frustrating, and they didn't change it for the second one either so they must think it works. But you're right it doesn't, and it works by itself leaving you with no control over it.

I still like it a lot though, Infamous and LBP probably the ones I'd go for if I had none already.

remove this man from the internet (Ste), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

yeah,one point they say "don't worry about moving in and out of the screen, it'll happen automatically" and well, it sure didn't feel like it.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link

i'm also just allergic to the cuteness of it all. when stephen fry said something like "collecting stickers is the height of cool on little big planet!" i was like "ugh!" and dropped the controller instinctively.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:49 (twelve years ago) link


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