The Playstation 3 is IDENTITY THEFT

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'The company implemented considerable security enhancements to the network infrastructure' translation: 'we've actually installed some proper security now'

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

back up

but really the more important thing is Eurogamer's review of El Shaddai. holy CRAP that sounds great.

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Thursday, 2 June 2011 07:28 (twelve years ago) link

all i want is BG&E HD

u_u

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2011 09:40 (twelve years ago) link

OK after following that link i want El Shaddai, too

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

looks like the cover of a 70s sci-fi novel

reverse the jelly baby of the neutron flow (onimo), Thursday, 2 June 2011 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

Hadn't even known about that one, looks cool

Nhex, Thursday, 2 June 2011 11:58 (twelve years ago) link

PSN Store back up, but no free games yet. hmmm.

zappi, Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:34 (twelve years ago) link

what about beyond good and evil HD?

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:36 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i am pretty excited for bg+ehd and the team ico ones

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

those won't be out til later I thought? bg&ehd was due out last month

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

yeah they got pushed back, i'm just bundling my anticipation for the hd reduxes together. bg+e was resched for this past Mon so should have thought it would appear today.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2011/06/02/playstation-store-is-available-now/

You may have noticed that the content promised as part of the Welcome Back offer is not yet live. It is currently in the final stages of testing and will be available to download very soon; we’ll be sure to let you know when.

reverse the jelly baby of the neutron flow (onimo), Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

but i guess immediately for plus users? so, you could sign up for the free plus trial...

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

"you may have noticed"
yeah el shaddai is very anticipated for me

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

How much psn stuff is playable on psp? I just want to play Scott Pilgrim...

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 2 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

that one isn't.

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 June 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

Dammit.

I will say, playing emulators on the psp is great( depending on the genre). Handheld Chrono Trigger and Link to the Past is great.

Anybody know if Neutopia is worth it?

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

haven't played it but I hear it's apocalyptically terrible

you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

it's really hard. not terrible but not great either. try Golden Axe Adventure instead.

nuclear power, jet propulsion, radar, laser beams, cordless phone (abanana), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

i just played the demo for Moon Diver and i think i spent 60% of my playtime screaming MOOOOON DIIIIVAAAHH like Ronnie James Dio
it is not a good game

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link

so the welcome back plan is up and buggy, eh?

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

"An error has occurred (80710D36)"

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

"This content cannot be selected at this time"

No shit

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 June 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

YLOD again last night. 3rd time in 2 months. Fucking piece of shit PlayStation.

nate woolls, Saturday, 4 June 2011 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

same system? i hear the self-repair method doesn't last long.

nuclear power, jet propulsion, radar, laser beams, cordless phone (abanana), Saturday, 4 June 2011 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

so i already have infamous and wipeout, and dead nation looks like a boring robotron game which i'd hate. so i got the Ratchet and Crank

thanks for 0, Sony

remove this man from the internet (Ste), Monday, 6 June 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

if you had more than one account set up before the network went down then you can download more than two games.
as well as my UK account i had a US account set up so i could snoop on the US store and its let me download two more games. thanks Sony!
(Japanese & Hong Kong stores are still down so haven't tested them yet)

zappi, Monday, 6 June 2011 08:43 (twelve years ago) link

Good tip although I wasn't interested in anything besides LBP and Infamous. (I already have Wipeout+Fury.)

And now that I realize LBP is realllllly not for me (as I had suspected). Stephen Fry plus cute platforming = braindeath

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

what kills LBP for me is the moving in and out of the screen, it doesn't seem to control properly, feels kinda broken.

zappi, Monday, 6 June 2011 09:36 (twelve years ago) link

ah forgot LBP,yeah got that already too and the second one

And yes the in and out is fricking frustrating, and they didn't change it for the second one either so they must think it works. But you're right it doesn't, and it works by itself leaving you with no control over it.

I still like it a lot though, Infamous and LBP probably the ones I'd go for if I had none already.

remove this man from the internet (Ste), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

yeah,one point they say "don't worry about moving in and out of the screen, it'll happen automatically" and well, it sure didn't feel like it.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link

i'm also just allergic to the cuteness of it all. when stephen fry said something like "collecting stickers is the height of cool on little big planet!" i was like "ugh!" and dropped the controller instinctively.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:49 (twelve years ago) link

like, that's great, but i just wanted a free game, i didn't want to get involved in virtual sticker collecting

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:50 (twelve years ago) link

"ugh!" and dropped the controller instinctively.

haha

i felt the same way about collecting stickers, but then i got more involved in creating the levels and you realise then that the stickers had a purpose after all.

remove this man from the internet (Ste), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:54 (twelve years ago) link

yeah,one point they say "don't worry about moving in and out of the screen, it'll happen automatically" and well, it sure didn't feel like it.

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 June 2011 19:48 (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

when stephen fry said something like "collecting stickers is the height of cool on little big planet!" i was like "ugh!" and dropped the controller instinctively.

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 June 2011 19:49 (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Sooo otm. I was dead excited about this game until I played it. It's fatally boring and it controls like shit. I didn't try designing a level because I was already bored by that point.

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 June 2011 10:21 (twelve years ago) link

I got Dead Nation and Ratchet & Clank as I already had the other three on offer.

Dead Nation reminds me of that PS1 game Bruce Willis did the voiceover for (googles to find... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse_(video_game) ). I enjoyed blasting through a couple of missions but I can't see me going back to it too often. Robotron still rules two-joystick shooters for me.

Ratchet & Clank: Quest for Booty reminded me of the Robots game (the 2005 movie spin-off) - looks and plays almost identically. My sons like it so I guess they'll get a few hours out of it.

reverse the jelly baby of the neutron flow (onimo), Monday, 6 June 2011 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

My psp was able to connect to this very briefly on thursday morning, and never since

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 6 June 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL HD

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 June 2011 11:05 (twelve years ago) link

wish they could have gotten rid of the loading screens but otherwise

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 June 2011 11:06 (twelve years ago) link

Three people arrested in Spain:
http://kotaku.com/5810700/three-arrested-in-psn-hack-attacks

(apologies if this is being talked about somewhere already)

sambal dalek (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

El Shaddai demo hit PSN and I am sadly underwhelmed :( looks AMAZING but the combat (at least the part they're showing off) is easier to spam than God of War.

XBOX BING GOATSE (jamescobo), Sunday, 12 June 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

Is the only way to access the Welcome Back package thru the email they sent out? I'm a little wary of clicking on email purportedly being sent by Sony, for obvious reasons.

E.L. Doctorow Who (Leee), Sunday, 12 June 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

I got the welcome back package just through the PSN store, no email involved.

polyphonic, Monday, 13 June 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

jamescobo otm

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 June 2011 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

no email. and i had to manually find it in the psn store. if nobody had told me about it, I would never gotten my free ratchet and clank game

Sshhh... mum's up (Ste), Monday, 13 June 2011 09:20 (twelve years ago) link

(that sounds dumb, i mean if anyone other than sony hadn't have told me about it)

Sshhh... mum's up (Ste), Monday, 13 June 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

I've never had an email during this whole saga. I'm wondering if I opted out of their marketing crap a long time ago and whether doing so also cut me out of important emails like YOUR CREDIT CARD HAS BEEN HACKED

We are Real solid sex doll AKA RSSD (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 June 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

the only way i managed to get access to the Welcome Back games was by going to Account Info in the XBMC, then like "Service Detail" or something and choosing "Sony Promos"

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 June 2011 12:10 (twelve years ago) link


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