What shall I teach my students next week?

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con license, i suggest teaching the kizz-ids snoop speak. o to the brig to gad izz izz-o!

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"This is a chizarming hizouse."

― Sterling Clover, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

There's a Japanese exchange student at my school who doesn't know much English. On a field trip to a museum, a couple people were calling for a guy not to abandon them, so it'd be "Don't abandon us, Pete!" 'Don't leave us, Pete!" and she yelled. "Don't touch me, Pete!" And she says "shut up" very, very often.

― Maria, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Teach them to say:
There is a peculiar fog settling on the moors...
Please be more polite to my wife!
Where are you bloody going, man?!
Kindly remove that fetid carcass from the bedroom.
The creature is baying for more blood, it's hunger is not yet sated.
I need something bigger/smaller/cheaper/cleaner.

― rainy, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I love you, Rainy.

― Maria, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I love you too!

― rainy, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

group hug

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 9 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

fucking hate hugs

― Geoff, Saturday, 10 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

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