this is the thread for louis to liveblog his brother's party

oh god ...

I would suggest to him that at least one of his older siblings has only learnt through making mistakes and it will be character building for him.

Yes.

Also, we want pictures. And hen fap.

Before & after pictures, just to clarify.

http://www.users.bigpond.com/kceg/artimages/wasteland.jpg

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saturday, 0800

louis and siblings released from custody. constable mcbastard aggrieved that he could only remove half his truncheon from louis's anus. emergency services express "surprise" that there is no trace left at all of louis's house or indeed street. several neighbours still wandering naked, blank-eyed and scorched, through the acrid chemical smoke.

etc.

Tried to find that ancient Yellow Pages advery with the party wreckage and the french polish dude fixing the table and the moustache / glasses combo marker-penned on the painting on Youtube BUT TO NO AVAIL.

I would suggest to him that at least one of his older siblings has only learnt through making mistakes and it will be character building for him.

vroom the dyson while you make your exhortations.

(matt: i'm assuming that's "before", yeh?)

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s236/mezxspectrum/eatmecj8.gif

Sarfahlh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcR6AQEbEdY

Awesome! "It's just possible you could save my life". I searched "yellow pages french polish" and didn't get it on the first page, rubbish.

The central fallacy of that advert is that the random dude and hot girl would stick around to clear up as opposed to going for breakfast/going to the pub/getting the fuck out of there as quickly as possible.

Incidentally I still knew every word of that advert despite not actually having any sound on my computer. Was it on TV for like 10 years or something?

It's beautiful, isn't it? I like how the girl says NOTHING at all.

But is full-on going to answer the phone!

Wait is the ginger kid Max Branning from Eastenders?

Hmmm, you might be onto something there.

louis, i am v disappointed in you

Wait is the ginger kid Max Branning from Eastenders?

It is indeed!

you realize he is now doomed to be the kid who wasn't cool enough/was scared of his brother and backed out of having a party, right? bc that might be worse than "socially insecure".

TBH it was more the middle brother who put him straight. He's not scared of me. In fact, he's pretty conscientious himself, and he was probably having his own doubts, considering that neither me nor middle bro actually told him straight-up "don't do it".

It was more of a gathering than a party, altho I don't know where to draw the distinction.

the middle brother:

http://www.kutha.com/weirdscience/pictures/images/snow.jpg

louis and other brother:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d84/missmeganp/WeirdScience28.jpg

hahaha

i am the middle of 3 girls and i like to think of myself as the hardman, too. but really, i wld let my sis have a party. in fact, i have.

3 girls and one shtup

the middle brother (Frankie) is definitely the hardman in ours too, and his influence held firm. next time, maybe. i'll curate a classic thread one day.

what about your fake brother who posted to ilm?

wait, "Frankie" J-go? For serious? oh man, you have the best named-family ever.

He's the (very real) Frankie. And he's currently (17:55 pm) singing very badly in the bathroom. Pipe down, FJ.

i know!
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last time my brother did this i had to have a conversation with the cops on my porch at 3 a.m.

i was "the baby" in the family, the youngest of three brothers. so naturally, i'm a total fuckwad

i'm the middle child but have two sisters so there's no hardmanning necessary. but hell, who doesn't like a party?

18:07 pm

Turns out that J4gger III pulled out of the party primarily because he had a WOW raid scheduled for today. Pathetic.

If there's something we've learnt today, though, it's that you don't need other people to have a great party! You just need your own family, and your own family's love.

Now we gotta split the Domino's. This is fkn war.

the real tragedy here, despite the party being canceled, is the eating of dominos.

not my idea; Frankie calls the shots in this house now

i feel a little nauseous

Double 6's taste of chicken

i mean why regular toppings like bacon chicken and bbq sauce when it could have been oysters, camembert and pate de foie gras

this thread broke promises

dominos disgusting, there isn't even v much cheese on a dominos pizza

the real tragedy here, despite the party being canceled, is the eating of dominos.

Yeah, jeezus christ, i initially parsed louis' reference to "dominos" as in, the tile game beloved by Cuban immigrants

and now i find out that people in the u.k. eat that ersatz pizza???!!

oh, for the love of "frankie"...

c'mon it's probably better than death by boiling or pizza hut

pizza hut even worse...

not just Dominos, british dominos

what this failed party thread needed was a debate between british and americans that also involved pizza

lol

did you tip the delivery guy?

hahaha

I would like to hear the Anglo-italian response to all this.

this should up the pique ante

heyyy

Gawwwwwwwd.

― pplains, Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:30 PM (8 hours ago)

What is he doing over there?

― pplains, Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:31 PM (8 hours ago)

I'll just walk by his desk and see how far along he is.

― pplains, Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:31 PM (8 hours ago)

if he's giving birth u should prob cut some slack

― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:36 PM (8 hours ago)

(d-mac's rotator cuff has been working overtime lately; thought I should give him some respite)

idgi rotator cuff

Frequent & vigorous backpatting would be one interpretation, there are others

its actually from brushing h8 off my shoulder

Amazing that you would try to police the amount of reverence apportioned you in one of the two threads dedicated to excelsioring you personally

you'll always have drash tho

the tragic thing is that I suffer acute rotator cuff tendinitis in both shoulders

i excelsior as i see fit

wait what's the other one

quite right, drash

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gelatinate mess (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here on board I Love Everything on 29-Jan-2014

Mein own kampf

http://www.dugganvet.ie/productsvet/?tcp_product=copro-nil-100g

i miss that osama thumbs up

― the spectacular cow (Lamp), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:26 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i miss osama

― flopson, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:30 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If his thumb's up now a crab's nibbling on it

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:30 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's been a while, deems, so iyo what are your three most quotable bon mots of the past ≈ 1.5 years?

*2.5 years, damn

like out of everyones or

just your own posts, in the spirit of this thread

gather around the yuletide fire and listen to deems recount his greatest excelsiors

*assembles sniper rifle*

drones on