fuck nintendo

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pft you don't even live in a real country

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i live in a "dominion"

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I will trade u money for a controller

there's a lot of stuff going up online, like this week Toys r Us and EToys and Sears all had them (sears had them twice, I was in a mtg during the first sale though ;_;) and Amazon had 'em either this week or last, but it sells out quickly and the ones that don't sell out immediately are bundles, all of which are overpriced by at least $30 over what the list price would be for the individual items, which is fucked up.

if yr seriously still hunting for a wii online, just check the amazon page for it at noon EST (ie 9am california time) because that is when all internet shops put their products onsale and people go mad crazy tipping each other off on the amazon page (I've found it to be more reliable than the RSS tracker feeds but my work computer is REALLY F'ING OLD so that could be part of the problem)!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Why there are none in like actual stores and so many online (admittedly in weird spurts) is kind of insane but I'm guessing the mystery of the disappearing from stores wii might have a clue in the fact that eBay is so inundated with the things that the prices now hover ~$300, sometimes below.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Gamestop should start limiting the number that can be bought per person ever.... but how

UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

(xp) they're in stores. you're just at work when the deliveries come in. demand is still high so the employees tend not to put them out on the shelves and the wiis still sell out.

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

if yr seriously still hunting for a wii online, just check the amazon page for it at noon EST (ie 9am california time) because that is when all internet shops put their products onsale and people go mad crazy tipping each other off on the amazon page (I've found it to be more reliable than the RSS tracker feeds but my work computer is REALLY F'ING OLD so that could be part of the problem)!

-- Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyza...), Today 10:04 AM. (allyzay) (later)

good idea! i check the page all the time but i'll try at noon now.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll camp for Wiis if people are willing to pay.
Stumbling around my home doing little other than just being sick VS standing around a store wearing alot of warm clothing.
5% gross standing fee.

Doubt anyone'll take.
Meh.
I'm gonna stumble to the bathroom.

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado Is Sicker Than You (The GZeus), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

GZeus have you ever considered maybe using a blog for your woes and ills rather than polluting our brains on here?

Don't Ban Darramouss (Darramouss), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 02:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ally, if yer really hurting for a controller; I'll bro up and mail you one for cost of item and postage. hit me off list.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link

dar:
Or you could read the relevant part of my post and ignore the small subscript explaining any possible spelling/grammar/typographical errors and why I'll be away from the computer for a while.

Dude.
I don't have the cocaine you crave.
Perhaps you should try switching to heroin. Then you'd be too busy staring at the wall when you weren't getting money for more to be on here. *"Gets!"*

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado Is Sicker Than You (The GZeus), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
slocki do you have a Wii yet?

TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 February 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

my nephew is selling his after only having one a few weeks. hmmm, i'm seeing a pattern here.

Ste, Monday, 26 February 2007 11:41 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously?

TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

to be fair, there is only one decent pal release so far.

rio natsume, Monday, 26 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

B-b-but I have five great PAL releases, as well as a couple of shitters!

melton mowbray, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

what games have you got melton

webber, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 09:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Zelda, Excitetruck (the best), Sports, Play, Warioware, Kororinpa and Red Steel.

Red Steel is the only real shitter of the bunch, but feel free to pick one of the others to make it a couple :)

melton mowbray, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah i forgot wii sports. what is kororinpa?

rio natsume, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe how long I played Warioware before I figured out I could switch it to left-handed. You guys don't know wtf I went through!

nickalicious, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

The Wii Sonic game is dope, but I haven't bought it yet.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck nintendo :(

s1ocki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Kororinpa's like a really easy but awesome Monkey-Ball-meets-Marble-Madness game. You get different shaped balls, like rugby balls and pandas, which roll and bounce differently. The best thing about it, is there's no limit to how much you can tilt the level around, so you can flip the remote upside down to go on the ceiling in some bits. It's got great music, too :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnp22Ddx6ME

melton mowbray, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh sorry, I meant to link that!

Kororinpa

melton mowbray, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

You can see the controller in this one

melton mowbray, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit i want that game

webber, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

OH MY GOD

nickalicious, Thursday, 1 March 2007 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

MARBLE MADNESS II: THE AWAKENING

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 1 March 2007 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah. Damn, I have to get a wii now, if that ever gets released here. That game is like the spiritual successor to Marble Madness that I've been hoping for for years now.

Z S, Thursday, 1 March 2007 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

s1locki did you ever get a wii? i wanna know if they're avail. in the city yet

Will M., Friday, 2 March 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha i put the 1 and the L.

Will M., Friday, 2 March 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

there's like two more marble-madness type games where you move the environment around a roly-poly protagonist, from the Elebits team at konami where you're a water droplet and something else from somewhere else that I forgot

TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

nine years pass...

Disappointed to see that Miitomo is less a game and more a social media thing

calstars, Thursday, 24 March 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

miitomo is the greatest social media oat

ogmor, Friday, 22 April 2016 22:58 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

i am okay with this
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/753559995849990144

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link

the title of this thread hurts me in my heart

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

xp. im totally buying this gimmicky thing.

jim in vancouver, Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:13 (seven years ago) link

uuugh i'm gonna buy that stupid thing i think.

Nhex, Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

I expect my son will be all over this, looks like a good deal

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:45 (seven years ago) link

they are going to sell so many of these

sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

I think a pre-order is in order.

jim in vancouver, Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

why not just download an emulator for free and get a USB NES controller

best beloved trumppence (crüt), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

you can't even play Klax on that thing

best beloved trumppence (crüt), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

*extreme nerd voice* wonder about the upscaling

mh, Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

why not just download an emulator for free and get a USB NES controller

why not do both

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

this is meant as a xmas present almost certainly and is going to be the hot gift

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 14 July 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

and after two months, it will join my ouya in storage

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 14 July 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

so aside from the built-in games, does this (only?) play old cartridges?

sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Thursday, 14 July 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Monday, 25 July 2016 15:35 (seven years ago) link

the whole no saves/permadeath thing was just the norm for so long and completely foreign to most of the modern video game experience

here kid, this is super mario brothers, you get three lives. no, you have to complete all eight worlds right now, or leave the console running on the pause screen or something. just finish it already!

mh, Monday, 25 July 2016 15:38 (seven years ago) link

the new box keeps save states, naturally.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 25 July 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

hey nerds this thing has bubble bobble on it. that is literally all that matters

that's only fun w/two players iirc

sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Monday, 25 July 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link

you do not rc

bobblin bubbles owns

lag∞n, Monday, 25 July 2016 16:25 (seven years ago) link

i think nintendo's selection was a pretty good one keeping in mind licensing and nostalgia restrictions, but here are my favorite nes games not included in the pack:

Adventures of Lolo
Arkanoid
Banana Prince
Batman
Blaster Master
Bio Force Ape
Bio Miracle Bokkute Upa
Bionic Commando
Bomberman
Bump 'n Jump
Contra
Devil World
Duck Tales
Earthbound Beginnings
Faxanadu
Gargoyle's Quest II
Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode
Goonies II
Gun.Smoke
Joust
Kung Fu
Lifeforce
M.C. Kids
Mega Man 3
Rockman 4 Minus Infinity
Rygar
Super Dodge Ball
Sweet Home
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II
Wizards & Warriors

Dragon Warrior IV
Holy Diver
Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers
Metal Gear
Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy
Rampage
River City Ransom

big rave warrior (rushomancy), Monday, 25 July 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

i would probably buy this if it just had Lolo games

sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Monday, 25 July 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

tru
the 2016 lolo box

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 25 July 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

someone's hacked an "every nintendo game, one cartridge" type of thing together, right? I think my friend had one, but maybe that was for snes

my friend with a full standing neo geo arcade system has one of those but with like 50 neo geo games on it. metal slug, king of monsters, puzzle de pon, all a couple button pushes away.

mh, Monday, 25 July 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

many xps WHOA thats like totally the fake instrument from the Masters of the Universe movie but like FOR REAL

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 06:02 (seven years ago) link

(useless post alert)

Had a dream that someone had released a mini c64, which worked as a wireless keyboard for PCs. It was cylinderical in shape and about the size of a tv remote, but the keys wrapped all the way around it making it completely unusable.

"Stop researching my life" (Ste), Thursday, 28 July 2016 08:07 (seven years ago) link

ahhahaha that's great!

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 July 2016 12:32 (seven years ago) link

https://archive.org/details/nintendopower

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

yeah i just found that too, holy fuck!

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 20:54 (seven years ago) link

oh, dammmmmmmn

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

awesome. hope it's legally kosher so it can stay up, honestly

Nhex, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

better get downloading then :)

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

MAKE MORE THAN LIKE 5 WIIS AT A TIME DOUCHEBAGS. ITS ALMOST FEBRUARY.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, January 30, 2007 10:57 AM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Remember?

They're using the same tactic for NES Classic. Every store that got them in stock to sell today only had somewhere between 3-12 total... mostly leaning towards the lower end of that.

Evan, Friday, 11 November 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

its been a while since they had to make more than 5 consoles at a time, maybe they forgot how to!

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 11 November 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

Well, they apparently didn't do it with Wii U! From what I hear.

Evan, Friday, 11 November 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

no one bought more than two wii u consoles in a given city at any time

mh 😏, Friday, 11 November 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

Well, point is this feels like some Record Store Day BS

Evan, Friday, 11 November 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link


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