tipping

rosa parks didnt sit at a lunch counter in kentucky so that some day a guy could spend hours working up the balls to say black people dont tip on an internet message board.

why would you tip internet message boards

i once tipped a bartender a black guy. i was all like hey, this guy is pretty uneven, do you have a shim or something? and then i kind of tilted him to the side. the bartender was like yeah, that's george, he's got one leg shorter than the other and he lost his orthotics. then he took a piece of cardboard and put it under george's shoe. george had been having a conversation with some hot bar lady, and he paused for a moment to thank me for tipping him all right and even. he was all grateful a la, hey guy i'm no good at this kind of thing – i'm glad you're here to keep me on the straight and narrow. i was like for sure dude, and then we drank margaritas off some lady's ass.

i dont think anyone has been this adept at digging himself deeper since peak-form louis

i mean dude doesnt post here anymore but this still kinda shitty

louis constantly dug himself deep in a way that was endearing imo

frogbs, well...

truth bomb

bring back LJ

maybe the thing about frogbs is the way he puts up his hands and goes "whoa-oa-oa-oa guys! you are all overreacting!" and acts like a faux-naif

i once tipped a bartender a black guy.

they still have slavery in your country? In any case, this seems like a rather generous tip.

this seems like a rather generous tip.

Yes, as frogbs says, "they're not cheap".

i once tipped a bartender a black guy. i was all like hey, this guy is pretty uneven, do you have a shim or something? and then i kind of tilted him to the side. the bartender was like yeah, that's george, he's got one leg shorter than the other and he lost his orthotics. then he took a piece of cardboard and put it under george's shoe. george had been having a conversation with some hot bar lady, and he paused for a moment to thank me for tipping him all right and even. he was all grateful a la, hey guy i'm no good at this kind of thing – i'm glad you're here to keep me on the straight and narrow. i was like for sure dude, and then we drank margaritas off some lady's ass.

― remy bean, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 04:33 (7 hours ago) Bookmark

dying

maybe the thing about frogbs is the way he puts up his hands and goes "whoa-oa-oa-oa guys! you are all overreacting!" and acts like a faux-naif

naa "fuck you and die" is a pretty appropriate reaction I guess

Btw, when kids were giving you shit as a kid, it was still racist. If people aren't your friends and it's not good-natured, any shit-giving is vile, racial topic stuff doubly so.

"Anyone who would beat you up for wearing a shirt is not your friend!"

http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/b/bb/Marge.png

when I worked at a golf course the worst tippers were the people who played golf

― british sb power (dayo), Monday, June 20, 2011 8:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I caddied for Bob Cousy when I was a kid, I carried two bags 18 holes. He gave me a fuckin quarter.

Yeah, but on your deathbed, you'll have total consciousness. So you have that going for you.

Btw, when kids were giving you shit as a kid, it was still racist. If people aren't your friends and it's not good-natured, any shit-giving is vile, racial topic stuff doubly so.

No I understand that, I hated those kids because they were dicks and they said racist things, but I thought they were too stupid to really know anything about the Jews besides the World War 2 shit and therefore never got righteous about it, just waited until I had a growth spurt and could actually fight, blah blah blah...wouldn't put em in the same class as Mel Gibson

you have a weird definition of self-righteous, my friend

this thread

So,has anybody here ever worked in the porn industry? Wondering who in your experience has the biggest rod...cuz there's this stereotype, you see...

Srsly, everytime I go to the movies, there's at least one black guy there, eating popcorn.

http://www.sowal.com/bb/images/smilies/michael-jackson-eating-popcorn.gif

I bet that guy likes to sing and dance too.

this thread, this thread

i only tip good haircuts and good food

fuck tipping bar people, everyone that i know that works in a bar gets paid cash so gets dole money and housing benefit and probably djs a night or two each week and they get free drink and fags and i'm totally not jealous that i don't have the balls to live life like that

See, you just said "free drink" and "fags" so you're in the UK and the rules are different and you need to reference the eighty other threads on how tipping differs between countries

also, "dole money" and "housing benefit" because we sure don't have much of that here!

Plus, in America, undeclared cash income as sole support=no Social Security credits=getting screwed when you reach retirement age.

And you pretty much have to have children now to get cash welfare. Blame Clinton for that.

tip taxi driver, waiting staff and barber, can't think of anyone else.

TIP HERE

http://api.ning.com/files/LR5emv9QZfIHTKkM*LpmeDYrAsWVcbwtgtYthqGJnWamFNaF0NdpTxZrsfTB-hy4BZM1aPktMk10UDwFmEBZyt54l4hXDKL5/usamap.gif

BUT NOT HERE

http://www.airspacegallery.org/2007/images/stories/UKMap.jpg

OR EVEN HERE

http://support.sas.com/rnd/datavisualization/mapsonline/html/maps/countries/austral.gif

THERE.

http://cdn.weinterrupt.com/wp-content/uploads/tipjar.jpg

when did stoke become the capital of the uk???

Yesterday, around lunchtime.

well shit

acceptable tipping in texas

http://www.texaslonghorn.com/pr/photos/S_5345.jpg

YOU WOULDN'T TIP A COW

afaik stoke the uk capital of racism, volkism and sport related violence

/is/ the

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxapJFU3lik

threads like this just make me miss LJ to be honest, im sure hed be in here doing his best to mediate between frogbs and the rest of ilx, and in the process putting his foot in his mouth

― ☂ (max), Monday, June 20, 2011 11:50 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

me too. also when louis said stupid shit at least he meant it.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, June 21, 2011 4:51 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha ;_; miss him

crying through the lols from behind your fingers

http://www.mint.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/110302-MINT-TIPSa.png

you can open that in new tab to zoom obv

goddamn, I'm supposed to tip my hotel housekeeper?

If you're like me, when you're in a foreign country you just leave all the loose change you won't want to drag in to cash in and add $5 on top

when I went to summer camp in china in 9th grade, we left a tip for the housekeeper on our last day. right before we got on the bus, one of the hotel staff came running out and told us that we had forgotten some money on the dresser.

god what an annoying infographic, great idea but how hard can it be to make all the countries where tipping is 15-20% one color, 10-15% another color, no tipping another color???

The Tipping Rebellion

Tipping ain't just a city in China

tai ping

Love that ilx can still find enough material to keep this thread a perennial clusterfuck joy. Thanking u frogbs.