Jenny OTM
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 16 July 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/07/16/growing-up-then-going-home/
these kids are pretty lucky they get to live at home
― dayo, Monday, 18 July 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
I’ve been living here for a while now, and you know what? It’s not bad. This apartment has it all. Zabar’s chocolate croissants for breakfast and a seemingly unlimited supply of Pellegrino. The laundry is fresh, the bathtubs are pristine and there’s even a treadmill and a TV with HBO. My parents must have worked thousands of unpaid internships to pay for all this! How can I complain?
― boxall, Monday, 18 July 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
My parents must have worked thousands of unpaid internships to pay for all this!
I like this line. dude is self-aware, at least.
― iatee, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 00:16 (twelve years ago) link
Self-awareness is often presented as a mitigating virtue on this thread but I think it often makes these pieces even more infuriating.
― boxall, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link
Then during dinner, she said, “I would never have dreamed of going home after college. It’s amazing that this is a palatable option for you.” I apologized profusely for not hating her and Dad more.
― boxall, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link
Fuck that guy, i'm trading him off my team on madden as soon as i get home.
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
guys guys guys we've got a new winner:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/21/garden/playhouses-childs-play-grown-up-cash.html
― remy bean, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
jesus christ that's a long article
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
I think of it as bling for the yard,” said Ms. Schiller, 40.Some people might consider it “obnoxious” for a child to have a playhouse that costs more and has more amenities than some real houses, she conceded. But she sees it as an extension of the family home. “My daughter loves it,” she said. “And it’s certainly a conversation piece.”
Some people might consider it “obnoxious” for a child to have a playhouse that costs more and has more amenities than some real houses, she conceded. But she sees it as an extension of the family home. “My daughter loves it,” she said. “And it’s certainly a conversation piece.”
― remy bean, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
oh my god those pictures oh my god
― davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
“I wanted another reason for the grandkids to come over,” said Mr. Burnham, 64. “Also, I wanted to be able to go up there on Sunday morning and read The New York Times Magazine.”
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
cant wait until a demon starts living inside that playhouse tbh
also lol tracer otm three pages about luxury tree forts is... something.
― a series of interminable puns (Lamp), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
how much would you have to change for this to be an onion article
― iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link
the names?
― remy bean, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link
i am actually going to say that this is a candidate for 'kind of lol but mostly sad'
― remy bean, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link
youd probably have to make the playhouses less expensive tbh. otoh: the Houston home of John Schiller, an oil company executive, and his wife, Kristi, a Playboy model turned blogger is p onion-y already
― a series of interminable puns (Lamp), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link
don't forget the daughter named sinclair, to give it the whiff of truth
― dayo, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
I lmao'd at that whole thing
― davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
Upstairs is a sitting area with a child-size sofa and chairs for watching DVDs on the 32-inch flat-screen TV.
so I guess in child terms this is a 100" plasma huh
― dayo, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
just picturing a fat middle aged guy in a 10 gallon hat and his wife a dozen years younger all like "my little girl needs her own goddamn mini house" before firing a pistol in the air
― davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
while typing up a blog post
― iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
she's*
― iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/rich-texan-the-simpsons.jpg
― BIG HOOBA aka the stankdriver (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
kristi with an i need to tell you about my botox blog
― a series of interminable puns (Lamp), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
"honey does communist president have one m or two?"
― davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
“Childhood is a precious and finite thing,” Ms. Butler said. “And a special playhouse is not the sort of thing you can put off until the economy gets better.”
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
http://occasionallyfunny.blogspot.com/
― dayo, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
just
cannot
be
real
― iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
k I'm p ready for a class war now
― davon cuul II (m bison), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zFau7.png
― dayo, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
guys i am not going to lie: a little of my bile re. this is motivated by the fact that i will never live in a $248,000 treehouse.
― remy bean, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
you'd think that a family that could afford a 248k treehouse would be able to upgrade a bit from blogspot
― tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
no joke i would love a rad treehouse to sleep in during the summer and to have vision quests in, no stupid kids allowed
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/07/20/garden/20110721-PLAYHOUSE-slide-RBYU/20110721-PLAYHOUSE-slide-RBYU-slide.jpg
so they spent 250000 to get something that looks...like every other public playground in the united states
― dayo, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
the contractor is laughing his ass off in a money pit somewhere
― remy bean, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
well it has ac xp
― iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
well most playgrounds dont have a flatscreen and dvd player in them so
― a series of interminable puns (Lamp), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
what kind of poor-ass playgrounds do you go to, i mean
― remy bean, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link
tbqh i dont really hang around any playgrounds!
― stepmomster (Lamp), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/21/fashion/women-enjoy-the-cool-comfort-of-summer-dresses.html?scp=2&sq=dresses&st=cse
― max, Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
oh god
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 July 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
“Dresses are almost always looser and less constricting than pants or a skirt,” said Ms. May, 27.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 July 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
Hazel Honeysuckle of Brooklyn
^^even the writer of '500 days of summer' would roll his eyes at this
― tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
I myself have noticed that interesting new fad
― iatee, Thursday, 21 July 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
"DRESSES"
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 July 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
i bet in that article somebody says they're empowering
Periwinkle Pineapple, 23, a student
― tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
Charlton Chokeberry, 45, hedge fund manager
― remy bean, Thursday, 21 July 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link
bettina and whitney may (no relation)
― stepmomster (Lamp), Thursday, 21 July 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link