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Yes, 'A History of Impotence' would have made for a more challenging picture.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:13 (eighteen years ago) link

'A History of Internet Messageboard Celebrity'

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:13 (eighteen years ago) link

A History of Hentai Collections

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah but the difference is that Egoyan is WICKED at that and even his worst movie is still pretty good.

Haha, it's strange, everyone in Canada I've spoken to loves Cronenberg, but tend to think Egoyan's movies are overrated and sucky.

But History of Violence: it's not very good, is it? If it's a Dahl-type genre thriller, it's not really exciting enough; if it's a Hitchcockian identity movie, there's no real mystery; and if it's an examination of suburban mores (yawn), it has absolutely nothing to say that wasn't said (better) in the first series if Six Feet Under (and a MILLION other movies.)

As it is, it's this weird kind of halfway house, with a silly-as-hell noir copout ending. Hurt's performance is terrific, but it's wrong for the movie.

That said, "(adopts wiseguy voice)I shoulda killed yew in Philly" is my new catchphrase.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:19 (eighteen years ago) link

That and the fact that I thought Ed Harris kept calling him "Joey Jew Sac", which made me laugh.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:25 (eighteen years ago) link

regarding comparisons to kill bill, make sure you read cronenberg's ign interview posted above where he disses tarantino.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 12:59 (eighteen years ago) link

You could've just said "he disses Tarantino with that same old song about homage being phony" and saved me a lot of time!

"Unbreakable" was honestly more interesting by a long shot, too. Except I much prefer the son shooting Ed Harris in the back with a double-barrelled shotgun than I do the son pointing a revolver at his own pops followed by painfully awful dialogue for five neverending minutes.

I'm glad I saw this movie and I thought it was entertaining, but not entertaining enough to excuse the lack of anything really gripping on offer. I will be purchasing "I, Robot" and "The Island" on DVD long before I ever think of purchasing this. But you all already knew that.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Unbreakable has the most dissapointing ending of any movie in history.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

(Possible hyperbole)

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG I think this is the first time I have agreed with Tom about anything!

(I think Kung Fu Hustle was my favorite movie this year too!)

(Should I join the military and marry Ally?)

400% Nice (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:34 (eighteen years ago) link

nah

400% Nice (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, news just in:


Apparently the new Egoyan movie is TERRIBLE.

There's still time to delete this whole thread.

400% Nice (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

You can delete it if you want but I've read every single post and I'll remember what you said. About Egoyan and Canadians.

I found AHOV kind of...ok. That's about it. It was kind of OK. I don't even remember it being gory or shockingly violent at all!! I mean I had to think pretty hard, when Tom said "destroyed faces," to remember that there was those scenes were people got punched and their noses disappeared. I don't really remember much of this movie.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

where did you hear about the egoyaon film?

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

You TOTALLY gasped when they cut to the shot of that mustachioed dude in the beginning lying on the floor trying to breath through the giant sucking wound that used to be the bottom half of his face, I was sitting next to you.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Not you kyle.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, I know that, but I didn't remember it 5 minutes after it happened, is the point I was making, that I had to THINK about it. I mean I gasped when Steve Coogan kicked over that Arnold statue in Around the World in 80 Days too, I'm like that and you know that already, stop trying to spot up my reputation or I'll do you one, I'll have you know.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

where did you hear about the egoyaon film?

my film geek red telephone ran in the middle of night.

400% Nice (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

hitchcock does a samurai movie

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 October 2005 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link

that's kind of how i saw it, anyway. the entire first 45 minutes is almost exactly like "suspicion"!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 October 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

at the theater i saw this in, people started by giggling at it, and then about half the room started giggling WITH it.. we were pretty much divided at the end. i can definitely relate to alba's description of his crowd's "well, wtf" reaction.

when william hurt's standing there in the door frame, a woman sitting up behind me starts going "kill him! KILL HIM!" -- and every time we wanted that, we got it .. with the kid in the high school .. with everyone who crosses viggo.. and every time, it's like YEAH!!! URK!!!!!!

i really like the things madchen noticed. they're things that i either didn't notice, or didn't noticed that i noticed.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 October 2005 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

The message I got out of the film is this: violence is a trap. It's more of a pitfall than it is an actual solution, and once you're stuck in the trap it's hard to escape. That's the message that the Tom character believes, at least. What you guys are missing is that Tom is just as extreme as Joey. He's fair and evenhanded with his employees, he stays calm, he shrugs off litter left next to his restaurant, tries too hard to be nice to everyone. Seriously, Jesus was meaner than Tom.

All references to Joey mention how he was crazy or angry. Tom's unsettlingly sane and calm! Even in sex, he shows some motivation but never agression. There are as many people like this as there are superhuman hyper-violent people like Joey. You've got this unbelievable character, with the approximation of a real person stuck somewhere in-between. There's this visual tic that showed up on Mortensen's face in the transitions. There's an outright denial that there's a multiple personality situation in play, which is kind of true: everything that constituted Joey dropped off the face of the planet when Tom came into being, and it's a conscious effort to bring Joey back. It's Joey that slaps her on the staircase, etc.

Videodrome/eXistenZ are about people who are "normal" but are pursuing something they think is deviant or subversive for sexual pleasure. Lately, Cronenberg is kind of on a roll lately with characters that deny part of their pasts. With Spider you ended up with a man who was insane, but with AHOV you end up with a walking caricature of all that's good and right that contrasts with the "evil" past...

mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

mike h., otm, very interesting to watch Mortensen's face at certain moments..

Weird audience reaction when I saw it as well. Some people walking out trying to puzzle out something about the plot, others going "OMG that was awful," others kind of stunned. Nervous laughter as well as laughter with the movie (more of that toward the end).

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 6 October 2005 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

"oooh you're a bad, bad boy!"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

During the vaguely unnecessary staircase fuck, I actually thought for a minute "She smells the killer gene!" etc. etc. obv badguy slayers give off a pheromone which is irresistable to ladies who never wash their hair.

That was my favorite scene in the movie by as many miles as the drive to Philadelphia.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

that scene made several of the women in the cinema i saw it in pretty hot.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 October 2005 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Yup. At the afternoon screening I attended, populated by genteel fiftysomething couples, I was careful to look at their reactions to the scene. All were alarmed, but no one was disgusted.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 6 October 2005 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

The message I got out of the film is this: violence is a trap. It's more of a pitfall than it is an actual solution, and once you're stuck in the trap it's hard to escape.
Ok, yeah - but so what? Isn't that something that's been said a million times before, in movies with far less pretense? Didn't we give an Oscar to a movie about this two years ago? Didn't Road to Perdition tread this exact same territory, while sucking even more?

I guess what amazes me about the critical reaction is that so many reviews are working angles of this - 'oh, he's undermining our societal attitude toward violence'/'violence comes back to haunt you'/etc. - like this message isn't just as much of a cliche as anything Hollywood produces.

And if I'm not enthralled by the concept (which I'm not), then all I've got are some relatively ungruesome fights/shootings, bad performances and weak humor.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 6 October 2005 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah but tell us how you REALLY feel about the film, milo.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 October 2005 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Didn't we give an Oscar to a movie about this two years ago?

That's what the Lord of the Rings movie was about?

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Honestly, the only thing I was really aroused by (in every sense) was the way the (SPOILER) mafia element was incorporated into Viggo and Maria's domestic lives, and how turned on she was by it, how she hated herself for that.

The son scenes work on basically the same level, but without anything quite as psychologically rewarding. Basically he seems to harbor latent Michael Corleone-ism. And whoever mentioned Adam Brody upthread OTM!

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Why do Cronenberg haters keep watching his films? Why?

I like how he always has some decompressed (omg am I some film auteur bullshit artist for using this word?) scenes in his films and they seem to go on a while, but Cronenberg usually barely breaks the 90 minute standard.

mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not a hater - the only other Cronenberg film I've seen was Videodrome (good but not amazing, again the ideas weren't exactly original - but Debbie Harry is vastly more entertaining than Bello).

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Um what's an example of an "original idea"? Cuz I honestly have no idea what the fuck you are talking about?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

'sex/pornography is violence,violence is sex/pornography' etc.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

That wasn't an original idea, of course. There's nothing wrong with re-treading old material or working with old ideas, of course, but Cronenberg (based on these two) seems to have a considerable opinion of himself, thinking that just restating those old ideas was an innovative act in itself.
Videodrome works because it's an effective movie in its genre, HOV fails at the same.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:43 (eighteen years ago) link

better phrasing than 'original idea' - What did Cronenberg have to say that hadn't been said before, and what did he improve upon if it had been said before?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

What did Cronenberg have to say that hadn't been said before, and what did he improve upon if it had been said before?
-- milozauckerman (wooderso...), October 6th, 2005.

The quality of the performances, the skillful editing, grounding the tale in a believable if overstated reality...I can go on. All these things redeem his "ideas"; I mean, who cares about IDEAS anyway? It's the execution. You think the film sucks, I think it's marvelous. If we can't disagree about movies, the world's in dire shape. Let's have a drink.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

(xp) Why must the film say something new or original? I thought it was an effective thriller, and the thematic abstraction of the title strikes me as a red herring.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I'll drink with you, Soto.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, yeah, that's what it boils down to - I found it to be ineffective in the performances and narrative background (unsurprising given the thin source material), and the editing was unspectacular to me (do you mean the momentary shots of violence's aftermath)? So in my book it was a complete failure.

I don't want to sound like a dick, but I'd honestly like to know how it was effective as a thriller, jaymc. The end was never in doubt to me - there was no question that Viggo would settle his Philly business and wind up back on the farm.

I'm just referring to much of the commentary and praise surrounding the film, esp. from daily and mag critics, who seem to think that the 'violence comes back to bite you on the ass'/'never outrun your past'/etc. is something new and innovative. I wouldn't care if the film had been otherwise successful.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:59 (eighteen years ago) link

(xpost)

If only, John.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

'sex/pornography is violence,violence is sex/pornography' etc.

'violence comes back to bite you on the ass'/'never outrun your past'/etc.

I haven't seen the new one yet but now I don't have to thanks to this brilliantly succinct encapsulations!

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

or even just one encapsulation

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

which one?

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I like the second one because it almost rhymes.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:49 (eighteen years ago) link

But the first one's tautology is so correct, since the film itself has two complimentary sex scenes that involve attraction via role-playing. Man, if the rest of the movie was as interesting as that one element, I'd probably be as excited as anyone else here about it. Alas...

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 7 October 2005 00:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Jeez, Milo, hate art much?

dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 7 October 2005 02:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean, take a complex work and reduce it to a single note, and then blame the artist..!

dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 7 October 2005 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link

The end was never in doubt to me, either. So ... I mean, it's not like the kind of thriller where it could go in one of a million different directions. But I appreciated the mood a lot: everything was ominous and ripe with tension.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 October 2005 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link


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