What would you call Sandra Bullock if she was your friend?

Crash by Cronenberg is great though. i mean, a lot of people have told me they couldn't get past the first 30 minutes, but if you have a stomach for weird sex shit and lots of blood/scars, it is worth it.

wildcat

The Sandwinkle and Bullrocky Show, and/or Sandy Bullrock (as per the Flintstones' celeb naming system).

have we had a Sandra Bullock movie poll? (28 Days FTW)

"wild" bull sandrock

this made me smile.

What would you call Sandra Bullock if she was your friend?

Poll Closing Date: Friday, 18 January 2008 11:00

Answer it.
Sandra
Sandy
S
San
Sandarooni
Sand
Sandrina!
Ugly

Vote Clear

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bulloxi blues

sandra "from the" bullock

Minnie Driver.

I've always been bad at recognising people.

Sandinista

Bullo

sbully

'Dra

HAHAHA -- sandra "from the" bullock

love it stevo

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Sandwoman

where was "greatest actress of all time" option

ellen degeneres was quoted in elle(?) as saying if she had to pick a celebrity to be president, she'd go with sand.

Bullock and Jesse James have a house in the Belmont Shore area of Long Beach. When I still lived in LB, I'd see them around town every so often.

I lived in austin '98-'00 and never saw her (or her alleged Ford Explorer) once. Nor Jennifer Aniston. Did see Matthew McConaghey at a bar once.

s-bomb
speedy
jim j

SANDRA 'MENTAL' BULLOCK!!!

Might I add she was my first favorite actress ever since I saw Speed when I was 7

also i would like to call her Sandracula

Sandwitch (she was in that really crappy witch movie Practical Magic, remember)

bitch

i do think she's rather gorgeous.

also, Practical Magic was ridiculous.

i've nothing against her, though i have plenty against that movie

omgosh when the bursts of light appear at the resurrection scene at the end

S Club 7000

omg

know what i'm saying?

also if i was friends with glenn close i would call her "glenn close for comfort," because i would always want her close, for comfort.

hahahahahahahaha yes

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good results. very good.

http://www.gosimpsons.com/ProdImages/BurnsExcellentSticker.jpg

haha sandarooni

Only 29 people want to be friends with Sandra Bullock.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/06/16/arts/16lake.600.jpg

this makes Sandra sad :-(

haha poor thing, look at that face...

I think I may have called her Luxy (Locksy?) - but San was my vote.

she's in a new movie

classic ramzi thread

man this thing is fuuuuuuuuull of dad jokes

u know, she's on the cover of something -- Glamour. i actually LOVE the cover but my aunt was revolted.

http://www.magxone.com/uploads/2009/06/sandra-bullock-glamour-magazine-us-july-1.jpg

yesterday I saw that old David Spade gets tattooed by Sean Penn thing on SNL where he says "hey have you seen the talking pig movie? oh, you haven't seen The Net?" and it was just like dang David Spade that really seems unnecessarily harsh especially considering she's not so much even porcine as she is homely in a distinctly human way

yes!

dear sweet sandy

Classic thread

if I ever find myself with a chance to meet her* I'm gonna get her to sign this:

http://i1.ytimg.com/i/Mh5ebZMjuPgCj2QUyOaIqw/mq1.jpg

*not gonna happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCRXAFi9T8k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6oGwEPVuNA

According to Simone Gad from the Speed bus, everyone called her Sandy.

http://iwastheretoo.wolfpop.com/audio/20676/speed-with-the-passengers-of-bus-2525

omg

http://cdn.stagebloc.com/production/photos/4141/large/20150126_214038_4141_687603.jpeg

that was a great episode of i was there too. i wanna know keanu's brown rice recipe!

I halfway think I want to know, halfway think that maybe Keanu was just tossing some five-spice in there or something.

Here's the interview he references, too! It is SUCH A TREAT

http://www.hitfix.com/in-contention/speed-20th-anniversary-meet-the-passengers-of-bus-2525/1

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/39A2898B-58B1-477B-8381-1FE3EF45E495_zpstadbe1fb.jpg

http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/how-i-tried-to-figure-out-if-sandra-bullock-owns-a-forg-1794238061

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underrated revive by stevie d last october

^^

I called her SB for years, which ultimately morphed into 51.

i actually took it a little personally when no one commented on my revive

i would imagine! have we talked about Sandra Bullock's sister Gesine?
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/47/a0/c3/47a0c3176e90f3259e4653b0e733495c.jpg

Best post in a great thread:

once, while on the best acid trip of my existence (and...uh, i used to do a lot of acid), the local movie theater was playing Crash. But the marquee read: Sandra Bullock in Crash. so i said, "more like Sandra Bullock in My Pants: The Movie. later, i even invented a musical spin-off, called My Pants: The Movie: The Musical. the only song i ever came up with went like this:

PANTS GUY: Look at my pants!
CHORUS: Those pants are grand!
PANTS GUY: My pants are grand!
CHORUS: YOUR....PANTS....ARE....GRAND!!!

and so on.

it was very very good acid.

― the table is the table

underrated revive by stevie d last october

u mean october before last

thinking a lot abt Sandy today and feel like I should review the 90's Sandy canon (A Time To Kill, The Net, Hope Floats, Practical Magic, etc)

Saaaaooooouuuwwwndra

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 26, 2010 11:57 AM bookmarkflaglink

still OTM

the NET! i haven't seen it in so long, i forget what actually happens. probably a lot of netscape navigating

I just remember the secret back door into everyone's information was... a gigantic icon in the corner of the screen that you clicked on

honestly The Net is an unheralded should-be cult classic, it's so wonderful