Miami is a city dominated by drivers merrily going 15 mphs in the leftmost lane.
― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link
omg Matt P you are my brother in driving *salute*
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link
man I don't think I've ever signaled to somebody my intent to pass them by slowing down in preparation to tailgate them. usually I change lanes, pass them, then change back. this feels better, I'm not imposing anything upon you.
― dayo, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link
lol dan is sounding like one of those dudes who gets wayyy too worked up over highway driving...
― comes correct with his gameboy (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link
perry i mean
― comes correct with his gameboy (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
In fairness the scenario I was assuming here was that I was already passing a long line of traffic and someone near the front was just cruising in the left lane for no discernible reason. I DETEST tailgaters and refuse to do it myself, mostly because I don't want to die.
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
i mean, it starts to become apparent that all these little behaviors that are mostly people just being distracted from the task at hand or thinking about something else or setting it and forgetting it or suddenly wanting to get somewhere NOW are magnified 100x on the freeway, it can become this big drama and cause a lot of stress, but in the end it's also completely pointless.
xp like i said, the passing lane is not really a passing lane here!
― runaway (Matt P), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
I wouldn't get worked up over highway driving if people knew wtf they were doing!
Anyway my wife is about a bazillion times worse than I am.
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
in some ways I think driving or being a pedestrian in a developing world is somehow safer than in developed countries with long histories of driving - in places where everybody is just figuring out how to deal with cars for the first time, people are hyperaware of every aspect of driving. in america, people take so many things for granted, actions become ritualized and habituated, that it becomes easy to zone out and not pay attention to your surroundings.
― dayo, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link
seriously though k3v, drive around Boston for a while and see if you don't just start wishing instantaneous death on people
the tailgating, blowing through red lights, randomly switching lanes without looking... it's outrageous
I watched someone at a stop sign making a left turn t-bone someone who had the right of way because they failed to look both ways before attempting to make their turn; they were staring to the right and then just gunned it when traffic on that side was clear, never once looking to the left to see if someone was coming from the opposite direction. This is not even unusual driving behavior around here!
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
d I can pretty much guarantee you that statistically that's not true overall. maybe a few places w/ harsh laws? but somewhere like India just has brutal statistics w/ cars. xp
― iatee, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
haha yeah that's verging on "I drive better drunk because I KNOW I'm impaired, so I pay more attention" logic
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
way to kill my dreams
― dayo, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
driving on the autoroutes in France is awesome: cameras set up everywhere to monitor speeding so p much no one speeds, but also nearly everyone drives the speed limit of 130kph which is just over 80mph. When a douchebag flies behind you wanting to pass, though, they flash their lights & honk...not the coolest but it's rare enough that driving is a delight.
― Euler, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
I think that it's slightly more true in cities where there are a lot of drivers, but also a shitload of pedestrians/bicyclists/etc. so you have to be aware of shit.
But then, yeah, other places people are just gunning it like crazy and dodging everything at 50
― mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
All this driving talk is stressing me out.
― Jeff, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
ha i go to school in new england and am a little familiar with the mass pike (but not boston traffic) - new england drivers are really, really bad, it's true. i usually go 71-72 mph (and remain on the right unless passing) on I84, which for the most part of my drive is a 65 zone, but one of the most rewarding things to do when 84 is two-lane is when i'm passing a line of cars (believe it or not at +6mph i'm in the upper speed quartile probably) and some tough guy is coming from behind me wanting to go 8o or something, i'll slowwwwwly take it down to 70...68...65 (he has nowhere to go because we're both passing cars on our right) until macho man gets the idea and backs off. after we both pass the line of cars and i get back into the right lane he'll usually be yelling, flipping me off, and i'll put the biggest smile on my face and wave to him as faux-politely as i can. somehow i never feel bad about costing that guy 20 seconds on his trip
― comes correct with his gameboy (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
If someone is driving slower than me but passing traffic, I do not begrudge them at all; I mean, they're passing traffic! That's what you are supposed to do in the left lane!
I totally try to trap people who try to pass me on the right though because they are usually trying to go 90 or something ridiculous like that.
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
yeah it's one of life's small pleasures for sure
― comes correct with his gameboy (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
i have indulged in braking wars but it always makes me feel dirty.
― runaway (Matt P), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
I love the ppl who get exasperated with you and accelerate around your car... to a red light.
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:09 (twelve years ago) link
i set my cruise religiously. if i pass you on the left, it's because i was going 64 (in a 55 heh) and you were going slower. if you pass me at any time after that, especially on the right, i know you've just noticed me and put your foot down, so go fuck yourself.
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link
^^^every word of this post
― comes correct with his gameboy (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link
it's the ultimate passive aggressive behavior imo. i try not to let people who tailgait me get on my nerves. i'm way better about just moving over if they start to bother me. that shit is dangerous! xxpost
― runaway (Matt P), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
yeah goole otm
i'll go for an hour sometimes without hitting a pedal
― comes correct with his gameboy (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
the vagaries of Boston traffic patterns make me really gunshy about cruise control; it's not at all uncommon for 65 mph traffic to suddenly jam on the brakes for no good reason and I've had one too many experiences in my old car where this would happen just as I was encountering a hill, so the cruise control would suddenly start accelerating at traffic going like 25 mph so I just don't use it now
of course now that I have a car that likes to cruise at 88, I think I need to start using it again
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
(that should really be "Boston/Mass Pike/128 traffic")
I can't wait for self-driving cars a la minority report
is boston traffic as bad as nj turnpike traffic?
― dayo, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
^^ this. it's gonna change american life as we know it and be awesome
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
self-PARKING cars. think about that. our children will wonder what a valet was.
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
"no parking spaces in less than a block. set 2 block radius?"
"yes juanita"
"parking space found"
"we'll be in da club in time 2 catch five for fighting reunion tour. woot!"
― runaway (Matt P), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
our children will be deprived of the valuable skill of parallel parking
― dayo, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
It's similar; I've noticed though on the NJ Turnpike that people are more likely to let you merge.
goole, they already have cars that will parallel park themselves! I find them terrifying
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
^^ luddite perry is keeping us behind!
I was reading a review of some of the cars that can basically cruise for you on the freeway -- you set your desired speed, and it will keep a safe distance from the car in front of you at or below that speed. If the car in front of you brakes or even makes a sudden stop, it'll jam on your brakes for you if you don't react after a certain time threshold.
So apparently American automakers had this option available and they were like "nah, that will freak people out, we'll only half-ass implement it"
― mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, September 12, 2011 4:14 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol yeah cruise control is fucking useless around here. i've literally never turned it on.
going to be hilarious when all these fancy computer-based systems start failing randomly once the cars they're in are like 8-10 years old.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link
It turns out that the brake pedal still always overrides what the computer is doing!
I mean, that was still the case with the Toyota owners who "magically" ran into stuff, but in that case it was about 99% driver error once they actually looked at the facts
― mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link
yeah it's more like "drivers will get even more lazy/complacent/distracted because they assume these backup systems are foolproof"
― call all destroyer, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
some reports are coming out of hackers who are able to do things to cars via USB or 3G or even SMS. be warned!
― dayo, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
we need some banaka up in here
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.engadget.com/2011/08/04/hackers-break-into-subaru-outback-via-text-message/
― dayo, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
I don't know, which is worse: a car that you drive distractedly and run into things, or a car that you drive that hits the brakes for you if you're about to hit things?
― mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link
remember those Grand Cherokees with the "sudden acceleration" issue that turned out to be "because of pedal placement, ppl were standing on the gas when shifting it into drive"?
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link
Golly, you just have to have equipment to set up your own gsm network and you're good to go!
fwiw this is a way people have done really entertaining phone hacks of all sorts, it's just that it usually doesn't lend to property theft.
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Yeah, the Jeep issue has hit a couple different cars now! There was some other one where people were slipping off the brake pedal and their foot was landing on the gas.
― mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link
I'm never sure if I think our self-driving car future is a good thing (fewer people killed...in the long-term) or a bad thing (makes awful exurban lifestyles more attractive)
― iatee, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
Fuel's still gonna cost a lot
― mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
computer-driven cars could react much more quickly than a human driver, it wouldn't need the space in between cars as a buffer for reaction time. conceivably in a freeway situation the cars could be quite close to each other, like a train, allowing for much more drafting and better mileage
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, I live in the upper midwest and that'd be useful for about half the year until ice season
― mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link
why don't you just put your entire city under a dome
― dayo, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link