Things that are just bafflingly expensive

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Truffles are hard to find and tasty - I don't think this is such a puzzle.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 5 January 2007 10:54 (seventeen years ago) link

3. Sex

StanM (StanM), Friday, 5 January 2007 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

3. House prices! Like d'oh

jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 January 2007 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Right, truffles are rare, ephemeral, and unpredictable. Apparently they've just recently started growing them in Australia and New Zealand. The thing is that there are several varieties of truffles, but only some of them are teh yum.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:01 (seventeen years ago) link

5. Pecan nuts

jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:01 (seventeen years ago) link

6. Train tickets

I mean sort of but not really, it's just when you compare them to air fares...and just the fact that returns do not cost double the single fare most of the time, and there are many different prices to be found for what will get you the same seat on the same train just depending on what minute of the day you book and how far in advance. But we've had all this out before I know.

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Never mind pecans, what about macadamias?

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:05 (seventeen years ago) link

and there are many different prices to be found for what will get you the same seat on the same train just depending on what minute of the day you book and how far in advance.

this is the same with flights.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:05 (seventeen years ago) link

7. sushis

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:06 (seventeen years ago) link

8. sandwiches in shops

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:06 (seventeen years ago) link

9. pro audio gear

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:08 (seventeen years ago) link

10. gold

ledge (ledge), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:10 (seventeen years ago) link

11. Feraro Rochet chocolates.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:10 (seventeen years ago) link

10b. diamonds

(artificially kept high by the industry - they're not THAT rare)

StanM (StanM), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:11 (seventeen years ago) link

12. Hot dogs

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha Dom OTM.

Train tickets are not bafflingly expensive as we all know how much the rail system in this country costs to keep going as well as how much the train companies are hiving off in profit. Budget air fares might go in my list of things that are bafflingly cheap though.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:15 (seventeen years ago) link

13. Stella Artois is supposed to be Reassuringly Expensive, according to their adverts. It isn't really though, is it?

C J (C J), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link

14. Popcorn at the cinema HOW MUCH?????

C J (C J), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Stella isn't actually any more expensive than most other lagers, in the pub or in the office. Worst slogan ever.

15. Real ale in supermarkets.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:19 (seventeen years ago) link

16. Packet of Revels at the Cinema, the price is.. WHAAAAT!!???

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:20 (seventeen years ago) link

17. Sopranos Season 1 in HMV - £62! W.H. Smith are selling it for £26.99. It's only 4 discs.

mms (mms), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah but we KNOW why sweets in the cinema are so expensive, because the cinema owners know people will pay and are trying to rip you off. It's things that are expensive/overpriced for no apparent reason.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"[sellers] know people will pay and are trying to rip them off" is the reason why everything in this thread is the price it is

lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

18. Dime bars. For what they are.

DavidM* (unreal), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

19. Ink cartridges for printers.
20. Hardback books.
21. Weddings.

bham (bham), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

22 Art materials

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex OTM pretty much although "trying to rip them off" could be more charitably written as "trying to get the best price for their product". If you wanna be charitable.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:25 (seventeen years ago) link

23. My Life

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:25 (seventeen years ago) link

23. Saffron

24. Coke

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I take my own Revels etc into the cinema. (I have seen people put a load pick'n'mix sweeties in the bottom of a popcorn box at the cinema, and then just load the top half of the box with the popcorn. I have never done this obv)

C J (C J), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Centre Parcs

Taking the car to the Hebrides on the ferry


A camping holiday (£900 for two weeks touring scotland)

I wish it was cheaper to holiday at home.

Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

26. Red Bull

assuming we're taking 'bafflingly' to just mean 'cynical rip-off by the sellers'

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Matt DC - buy yr real ale at Asda. Brakespeare's Organic = 3 for £4. Shep Neame 1679 (6.5%) = £1.25 a bottle. Moreland's Henstooth & Youngs London something similar.

bham (bham), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link

this is the same with flights.

Train ticket pricing is far more baffling than airline pricing. With the latter, it's usually just a case of the earlier you book, the cheaper it is. With trains, certain tickets become available at certain times, two singles are someetimes cheaper than a return, sometimes it's even cheaper to buy two separate A-B and B-C tickets than one A-B-C one when you need to change trains.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:29 (seventeen years ago) link

buying real ale from supermarket is expensive because of the WRONGNESS TAX applied to the wrongness of buying real ale from a supermarket.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:31 (seventeen years ago) link

27. Pizza

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Center Parcs is only expensive in the summer, or during school holidays. Whenever we've been, we've tended to do the long weekend option in term time (this will be less possible as the kids get older and can't miss school so easily though). Four days for a family of four is only a couple of hundred quid, which is less than staying in a hotel. And it is nice there :)

C J (C J), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"[sellers] know people will pay and are trying to rip them off" is the reason why everything in this thread is the price it is

Yes yes but the point is, there is surely a sizeable middle ground of people like myself and perhaps CJ who would be prepared to overlook a price increase were it not so HUEG - thus being spurred into tightwad-based action and leaving their bloody Revels where they are

Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:33 (seventeen years ago) link

For a train ticket to Glasgow on the 26th, I had the choice between a return for 98 pounds, or two singles for 17.50 each. If I had wanted to, of course, I could have paid far more - 300 or 400 pounds for the same train, not even in first class.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Bottled water?

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes I've heard about the popcorn/pick and mix trick, CJ. Only **heard** about it, you understand?

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link

28. Gibson guitars.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Real ale is expensive because it is expensive to make, and is not made on an industrial scale.

Personally it is baffling why Real Ale costs less in pubs than generic industrial lagers (Fosters, Stella etc.) and keg Guiness (the bottle conditioned guiness the exception here) when it costs much more to make and keep in good condition. Of course the reason for this is the marketing costs of these products, and I'm not complaining. I can envisage a time in the future when Ale becomes the premium product in price terms though.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

assuming we're taking 'bafflingly' to just mean 'cynical rip-off by the sellers'

No, we're talking about things where the price just makes no sense. Either because the whole industry keeps something artificially expensive and no one can be bothered to start a price war, or because they're considered a delicacy, or because there's wildly inconsistent pricing policy, or something like rail fares which is just absurd.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:36 (seventeen years ago) link

29. Getting your car serviced at a main dealer.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:36 (seventeen years ago) link

How do you get around the counter to the popcorn in order to effect this trick? It seems dangerous.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't quite understand the bit about the certain tickets available at certain times part (as in when you book during between 4 and 6pm of the day or something??).. or maybe that just proves your point!

some airlines (esp the budgety ones) seem to just quote your fares as a combination of singles these days. but yes it's easier with planes unless you're mixing and matching airlines (but i don't think that's the same with mixing train companies).

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:37 (seventeen years ago) link

30. Earplugs - £2.50+ for 3 pairs of very small pieces of foam rubber!

M Carty (mj_c), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:37 (seventeen years ago) link

30. Dictaphone tapes

Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Train ticket pricing is far more baffling than airline pricing. With the latter, it's usually just a case of the earlier you book, the cheaper it is. With trains, certain tickets become available at certain times, two singles are someetimes cheaper than a return, sometimes it's even cheaper to buy two separate A-B and B-C tickets than one A-B-C one when you need to change trains.

otm. and it's shocking how much you can be ripped off if you don't 'shop around' for the best priced ticket. For instance my monthly visits to Bristol could cost me £82 if I just asked the teller "return ticket to Bristol please", but booking online and looking for certain types of tickets I end up saving about thirty quid.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I was so disappointed with Crabbie's Ginger Beer. I love ginger beer and like to put whisky or vodka in it so alcoholic ginger beer sounds amazing. But it tastes like crap.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 January 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Ooohhh Jenny, okay! Didn't understand the diff. Commuter rail here is obscene.

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 7 January 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Also that regional ticket cost is for if you're riding every day from, like, Kenosha. From the nearest 'burb it's under $100/month.

(Dark rum is also really good in ginger beer, FYI.)

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 7 January 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, and I'll quit braggin' 2011 after this one, but the city's transit fare is the same no matter where you travel w/in the system. So I can go from Evanston down to 95th for the same price I can go a half mile from my house to the site of the future Trader Joe's.

Huh. As much as I complain about the CTA, it's pretty cheap.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 7 January 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Also the buses are actually an option, from what I remember.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

crabbe's with whiskey = win

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

OMG at that rug website. I grew up in a house where a white flokati rug with a glass and chrome round coffee table was the centerpiece of our living room no matter where we lived.

children with wasting diseases (Phil D.), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah the photography is so old, it's new again! <3

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

crabbe's with whiskey = win

Doesn't this completely defeat the point? Why not just get some Old Jamaica Ginger Beer and add whisk(e)y to it? Costs a lot less, tastes WAY better.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Also the buses are actually an option, from what I remember.

They are vital.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

many xp - laurel that rug site looks great!

johnny crunch, Friday, 7 January 2011 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

ginger beer's expensive over here anyway tbh, the difference isnt huge.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Fair enough then, it's about 50p a can here.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

holy shit, no. As a mixer in a bar here you're talking prob near enough two quid. Crabbes bottle much bigger too.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, in a bar it'd prob be more like £1.50, but Crabbie's is £4 so...

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i must look further into this, you're clearly not letting it go.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Crabbes boozy ginger beer in shops goes for a song, it's totally the pubs ripping you off there. Might as well get yourself a pint and ginger wine chaser tbh.

superpitching, Friday, 7 January 2011 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I dunno if it's me being pedantic or if you lot are talking about a different drink altogether, it's CrabbIe's not Crabbe's :)

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

u pedantick

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

xp ginger wine a grand contender for the 'bafflingly cheap' thread (which I think did get started)

Scilk Mahouthy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Coffee Table Books of Photography

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 25 October 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link

The most expensive paper money can buy (and the accountants will approve) plus 12 rounds of color correction to print a final print run of maybe 3500 copies IF YOU'RE LUCKY that will never ever earn out the advance paid to the author even if you priced it at $150, which you can't because the market won't bear it. So you price it at $80 or something instead and hope for the most devoted devotees.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 25 October 2014 20:54 (nine years ago) link

They are just really expensive to make and only purchased by a tiny fraction of customers so there's no volume to amortize the costs over.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 25 October 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I read this thing about Steidl and how a few evergreen sellers in their catalog (like Robert Frank's the Americans) basically subsidize every other photography book they put out

God bless 'em

, Saturday, 25 October 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link

1. Truffles. Please explain why they go for such an astonishingly high price.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 January 2007 10:50 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-10-21/truffle-boom-brings-la-dolce-vita-amid-italy-s-economic-slump.html

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link

had truffle not so long ago but it is a source of intense annoyance and regret that I forget what it was like

pecker shrivellage (imago), Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

Was the flavor strong enough to cut through the camambert and chocolate?

, Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link

After one listentaste I think that 'solid' is the best word to describe this albumfoodstuff

― paolo, Monday, 22 September 2014 17:38 (1 minute ago)

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link

yeah but didn't quite breach the red mullet

pecker shrivellage (imago), Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link

i had forgotten you had a thing for redheads

sarahell, Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link

lol

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link

so the carpet did match the drapes?

sarahell, Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link

jfc

pecker shrivellage (imago), Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link

Very approrpriate dn

, Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link

honest question: is this some "impz in your brain" thing that makes you set yourself up for this kind of teasing/jokes?

sarahell, Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link

literally chose a strong-tasting fish at random

pecker shrivellage (imago), Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link

my epitaph

pecker shrivellage (imago), Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link

honest question: is this some "impz in your brain" thing that makes you set yourself up for this kind of teasing/jokes?

― sarahell, Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:34 (1 minute ago)

'When seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.'

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link

otm

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

many avians are dissatisfied when "breached" with something sardine-sized

sarahell, Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link

:O

, Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link

what if it is trawler-sized, and what come tail-flickeringly from its dispensation outlet are correspondingly scaled-up so as to be sardine-sized

pecker shrivellage (imago), Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link

sorry that's the worst post ever but it's all that sarahel deserves for this grotesque impropriety >:|

pecker shrivellage (imago), Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link

imago is this what you mean?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0

, Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link

paulinho

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link

sorry that's the worst post ever but it's all that sarahel deserves for this grotesque impropriety >:|

― pecker shrivellage (imago), Saturday, October 25, 2014 3:06 PM (5 minutes ago)

that doesn't even come close to being your worst post ever

sarahell, Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link

at "Oh! Didn't even tell you" I laughed very hard

pecker shrivellage (imago), Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link

i have no fucking idea what that means

sarahell, Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link


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