Rutger Hauer is a HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN

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I... really hated this. got about halfway through and shut it off.

it's probably just me but this thing screamed TROMA and I've always hated troma movies.

original bgm, Saturday, 8 October 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Watching now.

Jeff, Saturday, 29 October 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

YES

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 29 October 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

Welcome to Fuck Town.

DavidM, Saturday, 29 October 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

Burn baby burn

Jeff, Saturday, 29 October 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

That was something else. I've never seen anybody stab someone with her own ulna, so that was pretty cool.

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Saturday, 29 October 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

Love this movie. Feel like I need to watch it again to wipe away the memory of Gentlemen Broncos. Ugh.

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 11:03 (eight years ago) link

nine months pass...

"Alright you fucking androids! My father's got something he wants you all to see.

And I swear, anybody looks away for even a second, I'll make them wish they were fucking aborted!"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 21 April 2016 01:50 (eight years ago) link

One thing that annoyed me about this movie is we were teased a giant octopus fight and didn't get one.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 21 April 2016 08:24 (eight years ago) link

Movies can't have everything dude.

Gotta watch this again soon, I love it. Did I mention it reminds me of Street Trash a bit?

a spate of non-fatal hammer attacks (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 21 April 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

Bad guy wearing ice skates is a dumb-brilliant idea IMO

This is way better than Troma shite because it's actually funny and commits to its premise.

Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 7 July 2017 07:45 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

Rutger Fucking Hauer, indeed. RIP to a real one.

https://variety.com/2019/film/obituaries-people-news/rutger-hauer-dead-dies-blade-runner-co-star-1203278050/

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link

change thread title to 'Rutger Hauer is a DEAD'

lumen (esby), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link

still ride for NIGHTHAWKS, which is better than its mediocre rep. Stallone was cool in that too. though the ending kinda sucked. Great in Soldier of Orange and Blade Runner and The Hitcher and in that Kylie Minogue video.

omar little, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link

he is certainly the best thing about Verhoeven's Turkish Delight and maybe Spetters too

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

change thread title to 'Rutger Hauer is a DEAD'

― lumen (esby), Wednesday, July 24, 2019 3:02 PM bookmarkflaglink

Stfu

Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

RIP

You have to see him in Olmi's "Legend Of The Holy Drinker". He carries the film and it's fairly remarkable even when lapsing into some (gorgeously filmed) hokiness.

Carly Jae Vespen (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link

Hauer's death is bumming me out much more than I expected it would because he was a few years younger than my parents and now I can't stop wondering how much time I actually have left with my parents assuming we all go due to old age.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link

Yeah, same here. My dad's 78 -- his younger brother sadly already passed -- and my mom turns 75 later this year. The time will always be shorter than we want.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link

he is certainly the best thing about Verhoeven's Turkish Delight and maybe Spetters too

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, July 24, 2019 1:15 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

he’s the best thing about every verhoeven movie he’s in. soldier of orange!!!

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 25 July 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link

Hauer's death is bumming me out much more than I expected it would because he was a few years younger than my parents and now I can't stop wondering how much time I actually have left with my parents assuming we all go due to old age.

yeah, same - when i read he died at 75 i immediately thought of my 70-year-old parents

another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 July 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

"Me? I sold up and moved to Earth"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIXmHMLPmiM

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 26 July 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link

Can anyone recommend any specific interviews?

Simon H., Friday, 26 July 2019 04:04 (four years ago) link

I'm surprised how few of people's favorites I've actually heard of. Eureka, Blood Of Heroes, Blind Fury, Nighthawks and Eureka are entirely new to me. Didn't realize just how many films he played lead role in.

Kept wondering if he had moved entirely into low budget b-movies and television but there was Batman Begins, Valerian and this bizarre upcoming sequel (also featuring Jackie Chan and Arnie) to the awful Viy remake. I'm sure a lot of people are kicking themselves for not casting him when he was still around.

I could swear a ton of Japanese comics, animation and videogame character designs were based on him. Bryan Fury from Tekken is the only one that springs to mind.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 27 July 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Blind Fury is pretty lame, aside from the blind swordsman thing this is a completely generic action film of the era.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 18 July 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link


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