also yeah i cant claim this is a comprehensive list, so apologies if your favorite doritos of youth are left off.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:29 (twelve years ago) link
Doritos Late Night All Nighter Cheeseburger is the formal name of the ones that freak me out
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
never had the tapatio flavor but just recently saw ads for it, it wins
― bomb.gif (dan m), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link
and the design of the bag is based off a neon diner sign
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link
the spicy sweet chili doritos that stephen colbert was hawking were pretty great:
http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/doritos-spicy-sweet-chili-chips.html
― enchilada sauce (get bent), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link
someone please enlighten us on the taste of the flavors further down this list
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link
doritos late night all-nighter adderall flavor
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link
do the pizza cravers taste like pizza combos? because i love those.
― enchilada sauce (get bent), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link
yes! pepperoni pizza combos were my number one late night all-nighter snack in college.
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link
i mean i haven't had pizza craver doritos i am just otming the love of pizza combos
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
the only one ive had is tacos at midnight which is pretty good! but ever since they brought classic taco back that's met my intermittent dorito needs. curious about the tapatio one i will admit.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
if this poll causes me to go out and buy doritos...well, i have only myself to blame, i guess.
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:35 (twelve years ago) link
HORSESHOE OTM
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 03:35 (twelve years ago) link
i wish they sold a sampler pack
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
or like at how some liquor stores you can pick six different types of beer and make a custom six pack
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/35-strange-doritos-flavors-from-around-the-world
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
okay wasabi mayo sounds potentially delicious
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:37 (twelve years ago) link
omg heart-shaped wtf
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
"cool american"
― enchilada sauce (get bent), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
Tacos at Midnight
do these have a faint hint of 6 PBRs?
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
i think i ate doritos for one summer of my adolescence before i realized i'd much rather eat unflavored corn chips w/ salsa and never looked back.
when i do eat flavored chips though i tend to opt for one of the spicy ones, though, so one of those. probably the jalapeno.
― some dude, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7840/cdd72dpi.jpg
― moo-town slackers (Pillbox), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
actually loled at "corn soup"
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
like any snack that leaves a thick coating of orange dust on my fingers can fuck off, frankly
^^
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
everything about the experience of eating doritos is disgusting, and yet
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
my cheese snacks now are either goldfish or actual cheese
my high school spanish teacher could tell if you had recently eaten some and wouldn't let you in her room because she claimed they "smell like feet." she was not wrong.
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
lol i just polished off the bag of taco i bought on friday. just trying to spread the pain y'all.
and yeah, much like some dude if im gonna gorge on tortilla chips ill just buy a bag of generic reg and a jar of salsa. but sometimes there's a junk food itch that can only be salved by salty and vaguely cheese-flavored powder.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://cheezdoodles.com/
― enchilada sauce (get bent), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
i should recieve an electric shock every time i try to buy a snack that isnt like an apple or something.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
wonder what dave cool's favorite flavor is http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/photos/cool.gif
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link
I wonder if dave cool thinks this is cool http://i.imgur.com/VviJ0.jpg
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
weird how once-ubiquitous Cool Ranch has just kinda faded out of public consciousness
― spoilt edwardian child (rip van wanko), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
back in school if you came back from lunch and like everyone else was begging for gum but just said "i ate doritos" someone would find a way to help you out
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
i still love cool ranch
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link
i kind of want to go on a dorito-tasting tour of the far east now
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
doritos-tasting tour of the far east = doritos hajj
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:47 (twelve years ago) link
no spicy chip is ever really spicy enough for me.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:48 (twelve years ago) link
not even herrs red hots??
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link
though for a while herrs made these jalapeno tortilla chips that tasted like triangular bits of the sun
lol xpost
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link
you gotta understand though that im the kinda guy who when people say dont eat thatvpepper i just eat the pepper and fuck you pal oh god it hurts
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link
strongo hulkington's ghost pepper
― moo-town slackers (Pillbox), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link
like if someone came up with a chip where i actually winced before i put each one in my mouth then i might be happy
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link
when you go on your far east tour strongo, allow me to take you on a detour to the land of sichuan
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link
I too thought that I was immune to capsicum... until I encountered a force of malevolent darkness... in the dark hinterlands of sichuan...
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
oh i have heard of this. and if i can ever, i shall.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5844/bhutjolokiaghostpepperc.jpg
― moo-town slackers (Pillbox), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
"here is a giant bowl of peppers that glow red in the dark. there may also be a piece of pork somewhere in there."
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
The best I've had were the Black Pepper Jack. That's the only flavor I've ever had an active craving for.
The cheeseburger ones are creepy because they managed to pretty accurately synthesize the flavor of a McDonald's cheeseburger. But in chip form. Which is weird.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
I gave in to a sudden Cool Ranch craving last year at the supermarket and bought a bag. But after about two handfuls it started to taste like some kind of cleaning chemicals, so I threw it away. I can still get with the Nacho Cheese (especially in some kinda party snack mix), but beyond that I think this is one of those things that growing up has ruined for me.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link
voted cool ranch but only cuz spicy sweet chili isn't an option.
― balls, Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 14 November 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
rigged from the start
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 14 November 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
I have never knowingly consumed a Dorito 2
wtf
― She Got the Shakes, Monday, 14 November 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
i love that it leaves open the possibility that someone may have tricked them into eating a Dorito
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
"this ice cream tastes... weird"
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 00:56 (twelve years ago) link
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link
banality of democracy rears its head once again.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 14 November 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
Cool Ranch, man i bet if you people voted for best sex position you'd be all like "OOOOOOO MISSIONARY"
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
Last Call Jalapeno Popper
this and the mcdonalds cheesburger flavor are p good (wellllll) and u used to be able to get three bags for $7 at a place near my old apt
― 808 Police State (Lamp), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
like the cheeseburger one but it's Spicy Sweet Chili for me. which unfortunately seems to be the Ralph Nader of this poll
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link
cheeseburger:
1st chip: wow it tastes like mcdonalds2nd chip: *barf*
― virginia is for losers (rip van wanko), Monday, 14 November 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
the Mountain Dew one was probably the last time I've bought a bag of chips and threw it out while it was 95% full
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
i party on the cool ranch sometimes, i just wish there was more representation here
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 14 November 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
It has been brought to my attention today that my hatred or, at least, dislike of Doritos is tantamount to being insane or communist or both. I mean, I knew lots of people liked Doritos, but I was unaware EVERYONE liked Doritos.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
you are not insane, nor a communist Johnny Fever.
YOU ARE A WAR CRIMINAL.
Guards! SEIZE HIM!
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
If you don't like Doritos you just haven't had the right flavor. Though I'm with you if the dislike is for the plain old Nacho Cheese ones.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
Even I like Doritos. I'm afraid we're going to have to forcibly re-educate you.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
I like regular old corn tortilla chips alright (though they aren't my first snacking choice), but Doritos are ruined with all these dusty coatings and shitty flavors. No thanks!
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
whoever came up with the name "tacos at midnight" deserves a congressional medal
― blank, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:53 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
man maybe it's just because i am too broke to buy doritos with a clear conscience but i could really go for some doritos
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 3 November 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
Fact: I have never eaten a Dorito of any kind.
― quincie, Saturday, 3 November 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
i could eat an entire bag right now. just strap it to my face like i'm a horse.
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 3 November 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
nacho cheese is prob my fav overall chip
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 November 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
what happens if you make nachos with doritos? like, full on balls to the wall nachos with meat and stuff. is it good? is it terrible?
― adam, Saturday, 3 November 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
like, balls flavored doritos?
― 乒乓, Saturday, 3 November 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
i have actually had nachos at a place where they used doritos or a doritos-type chip and it wasn't so hot
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 3 November 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
god i want nachos now
i hate life
The end. Of everything.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
I can't wait for the new ouroboros flavor
― Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zokxsRG.jpg
― 乒乓, Sunday, 22 December 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
I tried the Taco Bell Doritos tacos and they were not that good.
― Gotta take it slow in your fast ride (calstars), Sunday, 22 December 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
I had a craving for the Tapatio Doritos and looked to see if anyone in the UK happened to import them. Amazon is selling them at £16.04 (or $26.24 with the current exchange rate) for a single small bag. I've paid some crazy prices to scratch home-country junk food itches before, but that would be the record if I pulled the trigger..... (don'tpullthetriggerdon'tpullthetriggerdon'tpullthetrigger)
― Walter Galt, Monday, 23 December 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link
I hardly ever eat them, but I applaud their Norm Macdonald-like deadpan:
"We already have Doritos for women — they're called Doritos."
http://www.thestar.com/life/2018/02/06/lady-doritos-is-not-happening-pepsico-says.html
― clemenza, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:14 (six years ago) link
Cool Ranch is disgusting.
― treeship 2, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link
You just need to pair it with Pace salsa, you'll get it
― brimstead, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:42 (six years ago) link
So bad.
― treeship 2, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:50 (six years ago) link
I complained about the new york city subway earlier tonight but nothing compares to my hatred of cool ranch
too bad about lady doritos not happening. If feminine versions of deodorant and cigarettes exist then why not chips
btw cool ranch rules
― calstars, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:43 (six years ago) link
the spicy sweet chili ones are... really good
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link
i love doritos and no crunch, no munchcool ranch is gross but also tastyi'd probably eat any dorito once
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:26 (six years ago) link
Cool Ranch is disgusting.― treeship 2, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 7:23 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fungiform papillae dysfunction detected
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:45 (six years ago) link