everything about the experience of eating doritos is disgusting, and yet
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
my cheese snacks now are either goldfish or actual cheese
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
my high school spanish teacher could tell if you had recently eaten some and wouldn't let you in her room because she claimed they "smell like feet." she was not wrong.
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
lol i just polished off the bag of taco i bought on friday. just trying to spread the pain y'all.
and yeah, much like some dude if im gonna gorge on tortilla chips ill just buy a bag of generic reg and a jar of salsa. but sometimes there's a junk food itch that can only be salved by salty and vaguely cheese-flavored powder.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://cheezdoodles.com/
― enchilada sauce (get bent), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
i should recieve an electric shock every time i try to buy a snack that isnt like an apple or something.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
wonder what dave cool's favorite flavor is http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/photos/cool.gif
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link
I wonder if dave cool thinks this is cool http://i.imgur.com/VviJ0.jpg
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
weird how once-ubiquitous Cool Ranch has just kinda faded out of public consciousness
― spoilt edwardian child (rip van wanko), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
back in school if you came back from lunch and like everyone else was begging for gum but just said "i ate doritos" someone would find a way to help you out
― J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
i still love cool ranch
― horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link
i kind of want to go on a dorito-tasting tour of the far east now
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
doritos-tasting tour of the far east = doritos hajj
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:47 (twelve years ago) link
no spicy chip is ever really spicy enough for me.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:48 (twelve years ago) link
not even herrs red hots??
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link
though for a while herrs made these jalapeno tortilla chips that tasted like triangular bits of the sun
lol xpost
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link
you gotta understand though that im the kinda guy who when people say dont eat thatvpepper i just eat the pepper and fuck you pal oh god it hurts
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link
strongo hulkington's ghost pepper
― moo-town slackers (Pillbox), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link
like if someone came up with a chip where i actually winced before i put each one in my mouth then i might be happy
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link
when you go on your far east tour strongo, allow me to take you on a detour to the land of sichuan
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link
I too thought that I was immune to capsicum... until I encountered a force of malevolent darkness... in the dark hinterlands of sichuan...
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
oh i have heard of this. and if i can ever, i shall.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5844/bhutjolokiaghostpepperc.jpg
― moo-town slackers (Pillbox), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
"here is a giant bowl of peppers that glow red in the dark. there may also be a piece of pork somewhere in there."
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
The spicy sweet chili ones are pretty good.
― D. Boon Pickens (WmC), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
bourdain has said that he always brings maalox when he travels to the far east.
― enchilada sauce (get bent), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:58 (twelve years ago) link
The burping a demon/ghost milk in hell ad campaign...pretty innovatibe.
― despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 November 2011 04:11 (twelve years ago) link
This poll is wack, where is Spicy Nacho? It's only like the handsomest among elder statesman of Dorito flavors.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 7 November 2011 04:15 (twelve years ago) link
Also, the retro-design Taco flavor they're selling now aren't the original Taco flavor at all, they're a shitty imitation with way too much sour cream taste.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 7 November 2011 04:16 (twelve years ago) link
Innovatribe - official rock band of Doritos®
― moo-town slackers (Pillbox), Monday, 7 November 2011 05:39 (twelve years ago) link
spicy sweet taste too much like soy sauce imo
they are vegan tho
― original bgm, Monday, 7 November 2011 06:16 (twelve years ago) link
The current U.S. product lineup
I had no idea that around half of the flavors (and all of the Nacho flavors) presumably include pork (I guess as an extract in the "natural flavoring").
The plain and the Salsa Verde are the other vegan options.
― der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Monday, 7 November 2011 06:34 (twelve years ago) link
Aha, its pig derived enzymes (rennet for any cheese ingredients).
― der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Monday, 7 November 2011 06:37 (twelve years ago) link
The Barbecue flavored ones gave me the worst stomach cramps, I am glad they are not on this list. NEVER AGAIN.
Nacho Cheese.
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 November 2011 06:53 (twelve years ago) link
spicy sweet chili are the best i think but maybe its just cause ive had them way less than the standard 2. all the other non-standard flavors i've tried have been bad except BBQ
― ciderpress, Monday, 7 November 2011 07:15 (twelve years ago) link
OG
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 7 November 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7bwbl6UHU8
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Monday, 7 November 2011 10:45 (twelve years ago) link
In the UK they call Cool Ranch "Cool Original"!
― She Got the Shakes, Monday, 7 November 2011 11:02 (twelve years ago) link
Also, yeah - no http://www.candyjester.co.uk/images/products/thumbs/res_rd_DORITOS_Spicy_Nacho.jpg no cred
― She Got the Shakes, Monday, 7 November 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link
I hadn't seen past Dilbert 2, thx tamtam
― fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Monday, 7 November 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link
Assume the Taco flavour is like our plain salted ones? They're far the best anyway.
― Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 November 2011 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
I used to fiend for Taco Doritios, well before the Cool Ranch era.
― ███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:08 (twelve years ago) link
can't vote in this poll in good conscience as my two all-time favourites are not included, i guess they are a canadian thing
zesty cheese (originally under the "taquitos" brand umbrella) - these were singlehandedly responsible from turning me from a skinny child into a chubby adolescent
i literally took this picture last week:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/383076_10150445416075996_632665995_10933432_1668816049_n.jpg
TANDOORI SIZZLER (mentioned in that "35 doritos from around the world" thing) - so so good. gold bag, gold flavour. gold memories. (no photo)
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link
zesty cheese are like NUCLEAR orange, and the flavour powder is caked so so thick
― Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Monday, November 7, 2011 7:37 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark
what the hell
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
interesting quote from some doritos fan site or something:
"Yes it was Hostess Taquitos with the mouse on the bag. Problem is, todays zesty cheese doritos are nowhere near as cheesy and tasty. Problem is, orignal Taquitos used more real cheddar, hence, obviously replaced with artificial flavours. Sometimes I can close my eyes with Zety Cheese Doritos and pretend that they are in fact Tostitos, but Im just a dreamer. They will never exist again. Hostess Taquitos are destroyed my corporate takeover."
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
― fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Monday, November 7, 2011 7:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
no prob mate, dilb3 is a masterpiece, always happy to pass it on
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
FROMAGE MORDANT. God, I love Canada.
― i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
Can I read that as "Dead cheese"? I know it's not the translation but :D
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
Zesty is the best. I didn't realize it was a regional thing.
― smash williams, Monday, 7 November 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
nacho cheese is prob my fav overall chip
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 November 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
what happens if you make nachos with doritos? like, full on balls to the wall nachos with meat and stuff. is it good? is it terrible?
― adam, Saturday, 3 November 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
like, balls flavored doritos?
― 乒乓, Saturday, 3 November 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
i have actually had nachos at a place where they used doritos or a doritos-type chip and it wasn't so hot
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 3 November 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
god i want nachos now
i hate life
The end. Of everything.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
I can't wait for the new ouroboros flavor
― Darth Icky (DJP), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zokxsRG.jpg
― 乒乓, Sunday, 22 December 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
I tried the Taco Bell Doritos tacos and they were not that good.
― Gotta take it slow in your fast ride (calstars), Sunday, 22 December 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
I had a craving for the Tapatio Doritos and looked to see if anyone in the UK happened to import them. Amazon is selling them at £16.04 (or $26.24 with the current exchange rate) for a single small bag. I've paid some crazy prices to scratch home-country junk food itches before, but that would be the record if I pulled the trigger..... (don'tpullthetriggerdon'tpullthetriggerdon'tpullthetrigger)
― Walter Galt, Monday, 23 December 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link
I hardly ever eat them, but I applaud their Norm Macdonald-like deadpan:
"We already have Doritos for women — they're called Doritos."
http://www.thestar.com/life/2018/02/06/lady-doritos-is-not-happening-pepsico-says.html
― clemenza, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:14 (six years ago) link
Cool Ranch is disgusting.
― treeship 2, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link
You just need to pair it with Pace salsa, you'll get it
― brimstead, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:42 (six years ago) link
So bad.
― treeship 2, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:50 (six years ago) link
I complained about the new york city subway earlier tonight but nothing compares to my hatred of cool ranch
too bad about lady doritos not happening. If feminine versions of deodorant and cigarettes exist then why not chips
btw cool ranch rules
― calstars, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:43 (six years ago) link
the spicy sweet chili ones are... really good
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link
i love doritos and no crunch, no munchcool ranch is gross but also tastyi'd probably eat any dorito once
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:26 (six years ago) link
Cool Ranch is disgusting.― treeship 2, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 7:23 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fungiform papillae dysfunction detected
― trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:45 (six years ago) link