quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a rolling new york times thread

the photos are confusing b/c they show the sartorialist but i dont think hes supposed to have a "hitler youth"

David Lynch has made a tonsorial trademark out of his vertical variation on the look.

this was the haircut of choice for the cool boys in my high school circa 1990-91 or so, then they all shaved their heads

― the MMMM cult (La Lechera), Thursday, November 17, 2011 1:51 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

;)

it's kinda funny because the piece checks hedi slimane and david lynch, who have had the same hairstyles since basically forever?

~trends~

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5y1VeNoF1eI/TNd_n8YzX_I/AAAAAAAAABw/hP6Mm28Nnug/s1600/SwingKids1993.jpg

It is ridiculous how much I love Christian Bale, especially in that era.

eXCUSE ME , SIR BARBER, I WILL HAVE THE 'SWING KID' HAIRCUT, PLEASE

He was a qt. xp

Bale def wears it the best out of those four dudes

always with the swing kids around here

Lol max u know wut movie that is ur gay

sometimes this cut grew out to a really unsightly man-bob
wonder if that will come back next

xxxo Be nice or I'll break out Newsies.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/213806/Neds+Atomic+Dustbin.jpg

omg Laurel I just wrote and erased a Newsies post because I've embarrassed myself enough with that one around these parts before.

Christian Bale is one of the handsomest men ever imo.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/213806/Neds+Atomic+Dustbin.jpg

man the swing kids reboot kinda sucked didnt it

"short, hitler youth style hair", mr raggett? Say it ain't so! (blubs)

xoxo

― Norman Fay, Sunday, July 22, 2001 7:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark

Can someone please photoshop a hitler jugend holding a picture of one of those dudes with the haircut, in the style of those "NOT OKAY" psas?

tbh didnt hitler himself basically have this haircut?

I kind of don't even get how this is a "hairstyle" so much as hundreds of different hairstyles that are very short underneath and longer on top. I have definitely noticed this hairstyle a lot, especially since I moved to a neighborhood full of hitler youth (williamsburg). My wife had pointed out that all of the sudden all these guys seemed to have "whooshy" hair.

haha, whoops kind of contradicted my own post -- meant to say "these hairstyles"

my hair is much too thick to do this

same. I basically only have three possible hairstyles: short, medium and jewfro

wonder what kind of reaction I would get from a barber if I asked for "hitler youth on the sides, seinfeld on top"

he would probably go like this http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/7/35625c0e-c05a-4cb4-bee8-5bf59fc9b46a.gif

tbh didnt hitler himself basically have this haircut?

― max, Thursday, November 17, 2011 3:04 PM

his was more of a hitler haircut

ill have a "hitler old" please

a "hitler reacts" if you will

"what'll it be, jugend or fuhrer?"

"Hitler, Diet Hitler or Hitler Classic?"

lol ENBB/Laurel swing kids/newsies were the first movies to come to mind

i haven't had my hair cut by someone else in about five years, strongly recommend everyone boycott Big Barba

i cut my hair for years and have only had it done by pros for the last few #iamthe1%

Won't this article sufficiently end popularity for this style?

my hair is much too thick to do this

― yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Thursday, November 17, 2011 2:24 PM (1 hour ago)

dude, david lynch!

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2010/03/08/p465/100308_r19378_p465.jpg

man why don't you just marry him already dayo sheesh

haha

you shut your mouth

me and clint together 4ever

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/05/sports/vegans-muscle-their-way-into-bodybuilding.html

"(For a midafternoon snack, Sitko sometimes eats 10 bananas.)"

as far as trendpiece people go, vegan bodybuilders don't seem particularly horrible

Stanozolol is totes vegan.

He ... wrote a book about vegan bodybuilding that discusses how he went from 120 pounds as a teenage vegan to 195 pounds today. "In those days, that meant a dozen tofu dogs a day, six Clif Bars, refried beans, whatever I could eat was calories," he said. "It worked, but it was tough on my stomach. It wasn’t healthy."

"It was tough on my stomach" must be the understatement of the week. You wouldn't want to use the restroom after that guy, that's for sure.

two demographic groups
both hyperfocused on food intake
united at last

liked the bit about being shunned for being a vegan; maybe weightlifting is just a way to pig out on meat

I have known a couple of competitive body builders and "healthy" is not a word I would use to describe them. I wonder what the body building vegans' supplement regime looks like?

im a vegan bodybuilder FYI
the body I'm building is kinda fat tho

it's okay you just gotta cut or drink alcohol for the veins to show