mong summer dream (now featuring added winter, also spring)

one of my available wireless networks is (.)(.)

u should try to 'connect'. honk honk!

waitin' on a Crust pizza delivery tbh. SO HONGRY

u should try to 'connect'. honk honk!

haaa

had crust last week. pretty nice but well overpriced

forgot to have dinner

ohm sweet ohm. rampant lollerdaze drinking/eating only added one (1) kilo, fair result i guess

'sup estela

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQYIL8DXhU8&feature=player_embedded

la dolce vita right there

yo h-man are u rothering?

Man I better not forget to go to that show! Or battles this satdee

attn fitzmongs

http://indolentdandy.net/fitzroyalty/2012/01/22/banned-from-a-cafe-that-does-not-exist/

basically lol @ this cafe

Gold!

stencil's meltdown in the comments is spectacular

the hottest street art for the hottest artists

pathetic

i didn't think it was possible to be more of a dipshit than the blogger but there you go

that is hilarious. they just keep right on digging!

Phil H
20 January 2012 at 9:27 am

Hi Guys,

I just wanted to let all our fans know that our words were taken out of context.

Cheers
Phil and Christine

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brian
20 January 2012 at 2:06 pm

Fans? No one knows who you are. You haven’t opened and become ‘a Fitzroy institution’ yet. How can you be taken out of context when the context is obvious and explained?

This is fuckin hilarious!

HA

The bottom line is you’re banned, and when you’re the one walking up the street trying to get a coffee and can’t- it’s going to be your own fault.

well his name is phil after all

Within a few weeks we will be moving to a spot on the same block, we also have some of Melbourne’s hottest and hippest artists literally cueing up to get their stuff on the walls.

And with the menus themed around street art like ‘Reka Ribs’ ‘Perks Pizza’ ‘Banksy bacon burgers’ and ‘Shepard Fairey Bread’ it’s no wonder.

These guys are trollin, rite?

amazing

I love the "ppl who go to the Black Cat will come to us bc we have ART!"

Daren Duncan
22 January 2012 at 7:44 pm

Here here Brian.
What’s wrong with these people? I for one shall be sticking to Melbourne institutions like Black Cat and The Fitz. They might not have street art, but they have great coffee and great food and they don’t mind me pulling out the iPhone to do a little food blogging.

…..And I’ve never been given a free coffee :(

Just kidding.

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Phil H
22 January 2012 at 8:38 pm

Darren,

“and they don’t mind me pulling out the iPhone to do a little food blogging.”

To be fair you don’t sound like the sort of person that will be welcome at Stencil.

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"fuck off out of our shop" is an intriguing retail strategy

i want invader involtini

we also have some of Melbourne’s hottest and hippest artists literally cueing up to get their stuff on the walls.

LITERALLY

He keeps going on about free coffee. I think he really IS trolling! Weird.

by stuff they mean poo

literally cueing up

aspiring artists, yesterday

http://www.twcues.co.uk/img/twcues-specialist-pic.jpg

maybe "free coffee" is code for 'bumps of coke'

the next banksy

http://i.imgur.com/mK4ey.jpg

"spray cans" of Coke is killing me.

and "I just wanted to let all our fans know that our words were taken out of context." should be the ILE board descrip.

Simon
24 January 2012 at 3:50 pm

from their FB page:

We’re looking for funky street artists who want to put their work on the walls or even do some design work [we might even be able to sort out some some paint or coffee for your troubles!]

Which I find quite disturbing because they are essentially taking advantage of street artists trying to get free design work.

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yo h-man are u rothering?

feel like i could be down for dis

i'm goin too... fap in order!

~~fappenin is happenin~~

pizza twice in a week geez. not crust this time tho because and I quote "our oven is broken sorry" !?

phil h, inventor of coffee
― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 3:48 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well his name is phil after all

― mazzy deathstarr (electricsound), Tuesday, January 24, 2012 3:48 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Can you fucking curtain-twitching busybodies LEAVE the government names out of it?

Enough already.

lololo

hawww

btw, phil h does it again:

http://indolentdandy.net/fitzroyalty/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/stencilposter.jpg

oh hai lets blame grilld: http://indolentdandy.net/fitzroyalty/2012/01/24/stencil-cafe-fitzroyalty-libel-fraud-bribery-and-the-ethics-of-hyperlocal-journalism/#more-10883

^^ that is amazing

not crust this time tho because and I quote "our oven is broken sorry" !?

tbf that is a good excuse, you don't want a sac of uncooked dough and raw foodstuffs on ur doorstep now do you

cosign on the stencil thing, it just keeps getting better

!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

It’s going to become a Fitzroy institution according to the brand new Fitzroyaltyblog at fitzroyaltyblog.wordpress.com

Jesus kerrrrrrist

reeeeeeally starting to think this is a gasp-style manoeuvre tbh

Holy shit this whole kerfuffle is the best.