When will "animal rights activists" get one life?

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Gummi candy isn't vegetarian. Gelatin = beef bones

Yeah, I know, it's the one lapse I allow myself as a vegetarian.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Gummi Poisonous Insects!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Gummi Concentration Camp!

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Die Tieraktivisten sind ziemlich populaer wegen Supermodellen wie ich!

Guck mal! Has P.E.T.A. gone too far this time? Brainwashing poor Heidi Klum?

― Heidi_Klum, Friday, 25 February 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I got drunk in Port Costa last month and seriously contemplated the liberation of some lobsters, right in front of a bunch of surly redneck regulars. Cooler heads prevailed and dissuaded me... I was going to run straight to the bay and set them free!

― andy --, Friday, 25 February 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Carrots scream when you pull them out of the ground, etc

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

"...there are people who are paid handsomely to think up such WORTHLESS concepts!! "

tis the real tragedy here. they rake it in and meanwhile, i, who am obviously much much cooler and better all-around, sit all day here at the paper and talk to people on the phone who call to ask if the horoscopes are real or made up. where's the justice, PETA?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

if it's useless and not sports, it's art.

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Gummi bears:

ihttp://bonmot.ca/~daniel/pics/dnm_020602_gummi.jpg

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Kenan, I hate you.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

OMGWTF R U TRYING TO GET ME FIRED KENAN U FAGTOG?!?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

There are visions on this thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

It sends the wrong message to children, that it's OK to harm animals.

No! It sends the message that you should clean up after yourself. If you it a cat, don't just leave it lying there, ffs. Take it home.

(In Tennessee a few years ago, there was a big debate over a Roadkill Bill making it legal to eat what you run over. It passed.)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread makes me want a big bag of gummis.

― Tantrum (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

They have gummi green army men, that's more disturbing somehow.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Gummi Detainees

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

with Gummi Electrodes connected to their Gummi Genitalia

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Gummi Negroponte

― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Friday, 25 February 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Hang on, we eat jelly (gummi) BABIES all the time, why isnt anyone saying thats fucked up? WE EAT BABIES FFS

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 26 February 2005 01:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, but they don't make gummi babies with "tire treads." What they're protesting is the idea that roadkill is funny.

Personally I'm always embarrassed when these organizations set themselves up to be ridiculed. (Maybe they figure any publicity for their cause is good publicity?)

But I get their point. Roadkill is a sad fact of life, but acknowledging this and showing a modicum of respect for the animals that get run over is made out to be such a ridiculous, needlessly sentimental thing to do.

In general,life has lots of large and small tragedies that people seem intent on turning into fodder for jokes.

― Mila, Saturday, 26 February 2005 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

gummi lovin', had me a blast
gummi lovin', happened so faaaast

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 February 2005 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

This is so cock on it's not true

― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Saturday, 26 February 2005 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link

gummi gummi shock treatment

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 February 2005 04:20 (nineteen years ago) link

gummi danger

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 February 2005 04:20 (nineteen years ago) link

gummi gummi gummi

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 February 2005 04:20 (nineteen years ago) link

gummi fuel gummi fire gummi that which i desire

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 February 2005 04:20 (nineteen years ago) link

"just one gummi roadkill!"

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/mol/jpgs/vi-creo1.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 26 February 2005 05:40 (nineteen years ago) link

gummi cigarettes

they could come with a gummi ashtray & gummi black lungs

― jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 26 February 2005 06:10 (nineteen years ago) link

http://media.funny.co.uk/files/2828.jpg

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Saturday, 26 February 2005 06:13 (nineteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

twats.

i used to live kind of opposite the boathouses. in the middle of winter the rowers would be out there in the fog, with torches, preparing for the boatrace. burning down boathouses is lame.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 08:49 (eighteen years ago) link

It said: "We are stronger than you, we have more resolve than you and we never give up.

"If we have to destroy every bit of property you own we will, in order to stop you inflicting your profit-driven cruelties on defenceless creatures.

haha they didn't know all the properties are insured?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 09:04 (eighteen years ago) link

and this one!!!!
It warned the company: "We have identified and tracked down many of your senior executives and also junior staff, as well as those from other HLS customers.

"Drop HLS or you will face the consequences. For all the animals inside HLS, we will be back."

if you believe that testing things on animals is a most evil thing, then surely by that logic, you'll know that a company that would test things on animals WON'T GIVE A SHIT if a couple of their staff get injured and killed (a lesser evil obviously)

they really ought to disappear in a puff of logic

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 09:08 (eighteen years ago) link

People have finally been arrested for nicking the corpse of an elderly woman related to a guinea pig farm owner, a year ago. The decaying OAP has never been found.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 09:33 (eighteen years ago) link

That'll stop them testing those row-boats on animals any more!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 09:59 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha it was foggy, i wasn't to know those boats were CREWED BY MOLES.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 10:05 (eighteen years ago) link

nicking corpses is one thing, but surely it's perfectly acceptable to destroy boathouses and incidentally deprive all the moronic lugs that stagger round oxbridge of their one pseudo-legitimising pursuit.

― barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 11:00 (eighteen years ago) link

now i was never a rower nor a friend to rowers, but i dunno if they really were morons, in the grand scheme of things.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 11:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I've got several friends who were rowers and they were all pretty damn smart and awesome.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:30 (eighteen years ago) link

[is this the time for a joke about cox'ns? surely it must be]

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:31 (eighteen years ago) link

POOR DEFENCELESS BUILDINGS

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i've got several friends who are rowers and they're most certainly morons. they're the type to try and vivisect an animal rights protestor after 12 pints of snakebite and black down the fulham road slug n lettuce.

― barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I think that's possibly because they suck, not because they're rowers.

― The Ghost of Trying Hard Not To H-Bomb (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:14 (eighteen years ago) link

they can probably do better maths than i can. being from oxford. or spell better. or both.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

whilst they do quite possibly suck as individuals, having been surrounded by rowers for 3 years at college i would suggest that, as a group, they conform to their stereotype of moronic, boorish, posh lad suckers.

― barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

You're hanging out with a bunch of internet dorks, what does that say about you?

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

whammy!

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link

i love the word dork. so onomatopoeic.

― barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link

i dork, therefore i spam

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm pork therefore i'm spam?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 14:22 (eighteen years ago) link

why were you surrounded by rowers barbarian??

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

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yeah rly soy chicken my balls

― omar little, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

searching CNN for PETA stories is awesome:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/09/execution.pizza/index.html?iref=newssearch

Cliff Tredway, the director of public relations for the Rescue Mission, said it's more than pizzas that helped that shelter.

"It's the story of a guy whose execution translated into a generous act," he said. "It's people donating to other people they don't know.

"It's about a group of people who society often writes off getting a pizza party today."

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link

ahahaha

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link

pizza party such a great phrase

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link

i have always enjoyed it

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link

(Watch homeless feast on piles of pizza http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/1.5/main/icon_video.gif)

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link

piles of pizza

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:31 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:fvftxql5ldde

sadly, i can't find the cover online.

― ian, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link

but common, a big tobacco funded front group?? isn't that as disingenuous as you can possibly get

I'm hoping they'll cancel each other out. Same thing I'm hoping for fundies and Dawkins followers.

― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Why is a big tobacco group fucking with PETA?

― milo z, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 01:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Why is a big tobacco group fucking with PETA?

I didn't think that CCF was taking cash from Big Tobacco. According to them, they're...

The Center for Consumer Freedom is a nonprofit coalition of restaurants, food companies, and consumers working together to promote personal responsibility and protect consumer choices.
The growing cabal of "food cops," health care enforcers, militant activists, meddling bureaucrats, and violent radicals who think they know "what's best for you" are pushing against our basic freedoms. We're here to push back.

― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay all those times when I have defended PETA on ILE? Let this serve as an official notice that I'm off the train.

― Dimension 5ive, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link

four years pass...

http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/22/justice/ohio-anti-fur-plot-arrest/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

holy shit!

― beachville, Thursday, 23 February 2012 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

I'd better go pull down that fake facebook page to solicit cocaine.

― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 23 February 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

ten months pass...

psycho!

http://gawker.com/5976473/arson-cracked-testicles-and-internet-death-threats-how-animal-rights-extremists-are-learning-from-the-people-who-murdered-george-tiller?tag=terror

― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

dunno if this is being discussed elsewhere but this is a big moment for animal rights:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/21/chimpanzees-granted-legal-persons-status-unlawful-imprisonment

― yeovil knievel (NickB), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

seems like reasonably self aware animals have as much a right to personhood as corporations do

― head clowning instructor (art), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

seems questionable, how much money do they make

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

or perhaps I should say "how much value do they create"

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

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