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xx
jocelyn

yeah i.johnson too!

Put the caps on, Garu.

-- BARMS (...), March 18th, 2005 10:09 AM.

R U GARU G?

are you in hector boece at the moment?! I am in keith house. small world. momus stayed in hillhead too.

wonder,
cozen

amon,

I am not garu.

what an aspersion,
cozen

x
j

I will eat a cornetto for you.

xxox,
cozen

do you think it's very fair that bagel shops sell a "plain" bagel and an "egg" bagel - the former is 20¢ cheaper, and the only difference between the two is yellow food coloring?

sincerely,
mandee

that is not fair, no. go cinnamon & raisin, instead.

bagel bagel,
cozen

x,
caitlin

I dunno. it depends how they've done. do you got a picture? is it dorky or is it "funny"?

dorky Vs. "funny",
cozen

do you go to u of r? is tht were j.williams goes too? in fact, where is j.williams? did he ban himself?

cozen

will you eat wine gums for me? They are now inconsistent with my nutritional goals.

best

Drew

Have you ever had any experience with cancer? Or the cancer of a family member?

Love,
Ian

I don't really... like wine gums. but I might go eat some today to see if maybe my taste buds have changed thr mind.

maynards,
cozen
ps. I got my haircut

ian,

yeah, it's tough, well, I ws v.young and I lost my gran to cancer. bt it has had a v.lasting impression on me via my parents and other family members reactions and feelings. hang in there, dude :/

xoxx,
cozen

i recommend marks & spencer brand red & black winegums. you don't have to pick over the other flavours - they've done the hard work for you.

lots of love,
lauren

you are a treat, as ever. I have been slacking on the e-mail front lately forshame :/

I met a girl.

kind regards,
cozen

that totally rules! buy her some winegums.

xoxo,
lauren

ps- april 15th??

why are the tracks on Lord Of The Decks truncated? is it so I will buy it? I tried to buy it, hard, it amazed me. I couldn't anywhere selling it.

how do you feel about sega? rougelikes?

tell us about the girl, ludicly.

greg

Hotheadz only make so many of them and they are only sold through independent stockists. Try Ebay.

It's "truncated" because it's a mixtape!

skilla is right. they are truncated cs fr some reason when toby translated them to me via mp3 they wr unmixed even tho they shd be mixed. but you don't lose much. the girl, well... who knows, suffice to say she is supercute and awesome both.

yyyyyours,
d or c d or c

the 15th! the 15th!!!

finally,
cozen

will you copy the garage DVDs for me (aim high v.2, lord of the mics &c.)?

please,
cozen

what are wine gums? are they for alcoholics who are suffering from gingivitis?

yours truly,

amateurist

do you think if michael mayer plays "brutalaga square" that jed might breakdance again? (I hear stories)

sincerely

Ronan.

wine gums are gummy sweets, tht have really tenuous connections to wine. they are tasty, I guess, but they make my teeth hurt.

cavitied,
cozen

ronan,

if m.mayer plays 'brutalga square' there is every chance that the glasses on the bar will shatter, the stools and tables will buckle, people will shed teeth, the hour hand will move perceptibly, my legs will be ringed w.corposant, cricket commentators will begin swearing, some revelation will be at hand, the Second Coming will be at hand, I will lose my edge, and, yeah, jed WILL breakdance.

I cannot wait,
cozen

suave! goddam, you're one suave fucker!

love,

amateurist

thank you. I don't like tht the noise board seems to annoy you and tht you seem to annoy the noise board but I live w.it. I like you both. maybe some day j.williams, d.gulberry, m.cutty, n.skilla, h.stencil, l.podis ETC will come to scotland, and maybe some day we will all meet. I wd like that.

I wd really like that,
cozen

i would love to come to scotland. i may try when the baseball season's over. we should meet up at optimo, right?

best,

hstencil

who are you? also

What other german minimal techno do you approve of?
(I heart Reinhard Voigt's Hier Und Jetzt)

SEX MIT M. MAYER,
RSG

How is yr day job going? And do you have any more writing in the pipelines?

Love
Tim

hstencil,

me, you, optimo.

dance maniac,
czn

stars so tiny,

I am a scottish writer / lawyer. I approve of dj koze's "brutalga square". it's not strictly 'minimal' but, as I said above, it is a table buckler.

swash buckler,
czn

t.finney,

my day job is still student by and large. I don't start my training contract 'til 2006 ("year out"). I do have more writing coming yeah: the fall, as I've said before, M.I.A., "teaching, law" (an editorial on the deficits of teaching law) and more. I will keep you updated of writing.

love,
cozen

the noise board does not annoy me (hm i have a particular buzzcocks song in my head now CAN YOU GUESS WHICH).

and yes, it was a blue velvet reference.

finally, a question: is scotland east or west of the hudson?

amateurist

of course, it, scotland, is both.

specious,
cozen

dear RSG,

I haven't read it either but yes I was referring to orson scot card's novel "ender's game". I was given it by a girl so maybe I should read it.

y'know,
cozen

no experience with flooding, no. well...

well,
cozen.

I'm sorry to hear about your equation. :/

life here is pretty good at the moment, full of small, private joys.

in apologia,
coizen

the fall

love,
cozen

how did you get a job like that?

RJG

because I am OK at golf.

love,
cozen

i ran out of things to say.

but maybe, i'll think of some more.

xoxo

I just left my room, for the first time, today, only to find a jiffy bag, with my name on it.

how sensitive, of you! thanks, a bunch!

your pal,

http://www.space.net.au/~hutcho/graphics2003/LordOfTheDecks.jpg

do you want to be oscar, or felix?

yours,

mark p.

you can be jim.

yours,

jules.

does mark snore?

oh! sorry, too early.

do you own a kilt for special occasions?

one love,
IJ

are you actually going to come and visit us here in the Bay Area while you are up in Vancouver?

Do you like gygax?
Do you like JaXoN?
Do you like Alex In SF or Kyle or Michael White?
Do you like burritos?

I don't, sadly

I have worn a kilt though

maybe I can upload a picture.

take care,
czn

I... don't know.

gygax: yes
jaxon: I don't know who he is
alex in sf/m. white: yes
burritos: I have never had a burrito!

: /

cxn

I'm not a fan

does cozen still ILX? i like him.