People Who Live In Suburbs: Classy, Icky, or Dudes?

not looking for a return to the glorious slum days, although there's probably a good balance between crowded tenements and neighborhoods in which previously multi-family units have been merged into up-market single family dwellings, but what can you do I guess. rich people will do what they do.
my proposed solution is: build into the streets. I hate the wide NYC avenues.

very jealous of european narrow streets. makes me happy working in the financial district.

oh yeah totally agree w/ you on that

http://www.sothebyshomes.com/neighborhood/24.jpg

what a waste of space

if you were someone else I'd think you were being sarcastic

on first look I was thinking "oh, how nice, it's not a dark occluded area like narrow streets between buildings are"

on second look, I realized that it looks more open but the green space is between rows of traffic and is completely inaccessible! if you wanted to water those trees or perform maintenance then you're going to have to close down some lanes of traffic, anyway

What if all the traffic lanes in one direction were converted to protected bike lanes for both directions?

Would be awesome, but to quote the great ilx thread "so not gonna happen".

dedicated electric line bus route in one lane iirc

that's one of the better looking avenues anyway. most are pretty much miserable one-way rivers of speeding cabs. was it this thread where someone was complaining about the existence of streets like Van Ness in SF? NYC basically has a Van Ness every block.

atlantic avenue and eastern parkway are the banes of my existence

What if all the traffic lanes in one direction were converted to protected bike lanes for both directions?

http://mobilizingtheregion.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/summer_streets.jpg

was it this thread where someone was complaining about the existence of streets like Van Ness in SF? NYC basically has a Van Ness every block.

lol I think that was me

Terribly inefficient to block off two lanes with barricades, tbh. (xpost)

those barricades are there because sometimes they let through traffic pass

The only perfect city was Kowloon, wasn't it?

I will call out 4th Avenue as a nom. for most miserable (north) Brooklyn street
in Manhattan, Houston takes some kind of award. especially at the eastern end it's just vast swaths of pavement, gas stations, and towers-among-parks deadness

I love how the urban planning guys were drooling over it! xpost

on first look I was thinking "oh, how nice, it's not a dark occluded area like narrow streets between buildings are"

on second look, I realized that it looks more open but the green space is between rows of traffic and is completely inaccessible! if you wanted to water those trees or perform maintenance then you're going to have to close down some lanes of traffic, anyway

these are really, really not parks people hang out in, as you can see in the 2nd pic they're more comparable to freeway landscaping. whereas the darkest occluded areas with narrow streets in manhattan are the places people like to walk / some of the most desirable real estate in the country.

http://www.cityprofile.com/forum/attachments/new-york/9808-new-york-greenwich-village.jpg

wish it all looked like this, really:
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7070/6851297839_6a1c47aea3_z.jpg

the islands in the middle of park ave are really just the places where you hand out annoyed while you wait for the signal to change/a break in the endless rushing traffic. and I think are only there to provide venting space for the metro north trains below.

"hand out" = "hang out"

houston and delancey are prob the worst considering how dense the pedestrian traffic is around there. they're not 'worse' than 12th avenue and def better than some outer borough roads, but they're pretty awful.

I've been riding along with the thought that backyard land should be minimized, and if you want your kid to play somewhere, take them to a playground. Seeing 12 playground sets on one city block is a bit outrageous, and don't get me started on every house having a pool.

BUT the right to own all that shouldn't be taken away or penalized. It all boils down to security and time. I can watch the kids play in safety from my window while doing housework, something I can't do at a public playground.

I was thinking about laundromats for some reason, how I was happy that I didn't have go through that horrible ritual anymore because I now have a 200 sq-ft laundry room. I can put the clothes in the washer and go about my business. I don't have to sit in front of it. No one's going to steal it. If I forget about it, no one's going to take my wet clothes out and put them in a pile. I can save energy by doing them at night instead of during the day. It's all about safety and time, two things every American is taught to expect from this country and why we defend it.

Still thinking it out, but it's a slippery slope in some ways.

xxxxxp If the buildings on all streets were only 3 stories high, I wouldn't mind a bit, but is that dense enough for what you have in mind??

I will call out 4th Avenue as a nom. for most miserable (north) Brooklyn street
in Manhattan, Houston takes some kind of award. especially at the eastern end it's just vast swaths of pavement, gas stations, and towers-among-parks deadness

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I think Metropolitan Ave, which I live on, is pretty bad. I mean it's not so terrible between the water and Grahm, I guess but then it gets gross. Actually Williamsburg in general I find really ugly -- it is so clearly not designed for living, and even massive gentrification hasn't changed that impression.

Metropolitan Ave further east into queens just makes me want to cry though.

I've been riding along with the thought that backyard land should be minimized, and if you want your kid to play somewhere, take them to a playground. Seeing 12 playground sets on one city block is a bit outrageous, and don't get me started on every house having a pool.

medium-sized backyards aren't as bad as front yards, which turn every suburban neighborhood into v. unfriendly epic avenues

here's a wealthy paris suburb:

http://media.photobucket.com/image/paris%20dense%20suburbs/ed1976aus/streetviews/StGermainEnLaye.jpg

vs.

http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/city-vs-city/60362d1269902473-where-prettiest-suburbs-new-subdivisions-america-yucaipa-ca.jpg

er

http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww245/ed1976aus/streetviews/StGermainEnLaye.jpg

Kowloon's walled city is/was such a great obsession because it's what happens when growth occurs unchecked by laws and building codes.

everyone's fav. urbanism example Paris is also a good demonstration of how high density doesn't require full-on high rises, or the necessary loss of older housing stock. but a city built to paris standards of density, street width, transit, etc. even without the charming older architecture would be a very pleasant place to live.

yup

It's not seen as frequently as in Europe, but I still see those tiny front yards around the U.S. I'm not much of a front yard guy either since all it's good for is to look at the street.

This is a not-too-shabby middle-class neighborhood in my town, for example.

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5784/screenshot20120305at110.png

xp if anything, people overrate the extent that paris' 'prettiness' makes the city

by the way, I can see how the thread title itself is gonna put people off. I know it's basically the "future of urban planning in consideration of enviro concerns" thread at this point but that "people who" bit has gotta be a bit of a sore point.

Huh, it's almost like you've read all 3400 posts to this thread.

that's just part of the charm now

xp

Sometimes I think old-style walking suburb is the ideal living circumstance -- medium density, low-rise living with parks, restaurants, shopping etc. all in walking distance. Basically I'm talking about brownstone brooklyn. My only problem with new walking suburbs is that they tend to be kind of ugly and sterile.

brooklyn def the ideal suburb

I'm pretty sure I've read all 3400 posts yup.

maybe we need a new urban policy/fuck you and your yard type thread

'fuck you and your yard' would be a decent title I guess

I think the sterility of some new developments comes from the fact that they're often a single fully planned "development" instead of a natural accumulation of buildings.

"The ghosts of le corbusier and the guy who first marketed the Hummer fistfight in hell: urban planning 2012"

sounds good goole go4it

"Yard Stalinism, Bike Lane Revanchism, and what's the price of unleaded in billings MT"

xp no way man this is your show!

I've made too many threads lately plus if I make it people know it's at trap

a trap

'the dude abodes: suburbs 2012'?

Yeah sure except it's going to annoy me every time I see it wtf.

lol i'm always in favor of a lebowski ref

xp ok well there's one vote against