eastbound & down/danny mcbride

lol yeah that was amazing

also referring to his DVDs as his "criterions"

dj blu-ray loll

callback requiem for a dream reference was p good
― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 2:23 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes!

and im also really sorry for positioning you right here to be the punchline of my fuckin t-shirt, thats not funny ok, nobody laugh at this, chang its not fuckin funny this is exactly what im talking about, its time we grow up ok its time we grow up

Good one tonight. Loved the soliloquies and the ultraviolet nursery.

This fucking show ... I keep thinking it's about to get really dark, then it pulls back. When it does decide to go for that it's going to be intense, imo.

Retarded mouth-breather
Shaved by the bell

this man made of skin

Going back again one episode, I imagine only a small group of people would have gotten it, but the reveal of the Mexican shop that Don Johnson & Kenny's half-brother are robbing turning out to be South of the Border was incredible. The people who make this show get the vibe of that part of the country SO perfect.

i dont know South of the Border, but the reveal that they weren't in mexico was still p funny

psyched for danny mcb's remake of klovn
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1680136/

http://tvtid-dyn.tv2.dk/nytomtv/article.php/id-48519764.html

South of the Border, aka "America's Favorite Highway Oasis," is this super-tacky, totally racist tourist trap along I-95 at the border of the Carolinas. My family would stop there on road trips to eat horrible diner food and browse the tchotchkes (gems like a "peter meter" ruler in the shape of a penis). It's basically Kenny Powers in store form.

http://jimvid.smugmug.com/Amusement-Park/South-of-the-Border-41506/sob/64892629_y8n87-L.jpg

Finally caught up on the last few episodes over the weekend. Shane's funeral was the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

hey so i've got a question for you guys

why do you think april left? was she overwhelmed by the responsibility of motherhood? or maybe she's trying to give kenny some time alone with the kid so that he can own up to the responsibility while she contemplates getting back together with him?

April is not a real person

Going back again one episode, I imagine only a small group of people would have gotten it, but the reveal of the Mexican shop that Don Johnson & Kenny's half-brother are robbing turning out to be South of the Border was incredible. The people who make this show get the vibe of that part of the country SO perfect.

― Walter Galt, Monday, March 26, 2012 10:57 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM, this a huge part of my enjoyment of the show. Most tv/movie depictions of the south don't get it AT ALL.

The Klovn news is cool; never seen the series but I think there's room to improve on the flick.

someone has made an eastbound & down soundtrack playlist on spotify, god bless them:

http://open.spotify.com/user/dansydes/playlist/33ZWI3SjYR693izj9RgFFO

"tight dick player"

looool that line was hilarious

also:

"this is what i am without you: a god damn fucking weirdo"

"every victory is just a precursor to another fucked-up test"

Someone should collect all the monologues from the end of each chapter

kenny you know a lot about girls right

no doy

so next week is the end of the series?

as in, final episode ever, i mean

i think so

i loled so hard when kenny says toby doesnt like "hippy shit" so april sould take the beads out of her hair and then she already has them out in the next scene

april was so sad, kenny was so sad, aw

Someone should collect all the monologues from the end of each chapter

I will cop to having played back and copied down the one a few eps ago 'cause I thought it was amazing.

ahem

chapter six: fucking making straight up decisions now, dude. as my epic comeback nears its zenith, I can't help but look back at the low times when there was no hope or light. there's an old expression that's got at me through the dark valleys and hazy cul-de-sacs of life: nut up or sack up. it means when life gets you all swirly and thought-ridden, shut it out. let the two spherical sperm factories underneath your dick take over. they don't think, they don't get confused. they churn and attack. and in moments of doubt, my default setting is always to attack, whether it be a hitter or an ump or a loved one who has stepped out of line. not everyone can achieve their dreams in this world. that's because most people have things like feelings and sentimental attachments, nagging shit that keeps them from making the tough decisions that are necessary to get to the ultimate top. unfortunately, in the rocket ship of fame there's only room for one. any added baggage will just weigh you down, hold you back from shooting for the fucking stars. blast off bitch.

going to be so sad when this ends next week :(

I don't know a lot of people who've been super into this show this season, but I genuinely think it's been one of the most unique and accomplished pieces of TV ever. Like, for real.

otm.

this show should go 10 seasons

Seems to be getting better each episode to me.

Disjointed at times but the characters make up for it.

Sad to see it go just as I was really getting into it.

"tight dick player"

― johnny crunch, Sunday, April 8, 2012 11:12 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

came here to post that

I watched the most recent episode of this, which was simultaneously amusing and really fucking alienating

do you guys think kenny is going to make the majors?

i think kenny will discover that he's ready to be a major league dad, possibly husband.

no way he's going to the majors and well a dude who makes a toddler toy by shoving a vibrator up the butt of a t-rex will never be a major league dad BUT he will live in denial of it all as long as he keeps the mullet and boogie board :D

http://www.salon.com/2012/04/14/eastbounds_bigot_speaks/

Anyone seen 'Your Highness?'

it's really bad

yeah, there are about a handful of decent laughs, but you've gotta sit through a lot of crap to get to them

Not sure why the vibrator/dinosaur combo is bad parenting? it was pretty cool and probably a lot safer than some of the electrified toys I used to have.

Looking forward to tonight but sad it's all over.

uh

decent ending

favorite line was "now that you've decided to be a man, you should own a manly water recreational water vehicle"

that ending was A++++++

lol welp you cant say they didnt do it up

http://i.imgur.com/QiGIQ.png