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i don't snore which is lucky cos my dad used to snore like a rhinoceros - until he lost some weight and got something in his nose fixed. i never knew how my mum put up with it for all that time. i have been driven to tears by endless snores. it got to 5am and the birds started their tweetling and the sun is beginning to edge in through the blinds and it just seemed so hopeless. i love my sleep and miss it dreadfully when snoresters are at work.

minna (minna), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 03:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

thing about nasal sprays and stuff, i'm confused, isnt snoring, like, a throat thing?

As I understand it Gareth, if the nasal passages are blocked you are forced to breath primarily through your mouth with affecting the throat: snoring fact sheet

stevo (stevo), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 06:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread is making me sleepy.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 08:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you leave half an onion on your bedside table overnight, it will help your breathing, if not your relationship. There's also some disgusting potion which involves marinating chopped onions in lemon juice and then drinking the dregs, it works but it's absolutely fucking disgusting. I have come across these remedies in relation to post-cold bunged-upness, but I suppose they will work just as well with snorers. If not, tape the half-onion to your back, or painstakingly sew some sheets together out of onion skins.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 08:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

ha ha, uvula

Alan (Alan), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 09:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

four months pass...
oh man, my wifes snoring has gotten ten times worse since we quit smoking. I've been awakened by the not so sweet sounds of a chainsaw for two weeks now at 4am everyday. Its killing me. She doesn't like me screaming at her either. I've tried everything, earplugs, nasal spray. It doesn't work, she snores no matter which position she is sleeping in. I've now taken to sleeping in the guest room. This is real fun. I can't even sleep with my wife anymore. I'm going to suggest she go to the doctor.

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 13:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Crikey! I find that earplugs damp the beloved's scary snoring to a level at which I can go to sleep, although I still get slightly sleep-deprived on the weekend. God knows what would happen if we lived together, I'd probably batter him to death in a half-asleep rage.

It probably is something to do with the stopping smoking, Chris - I think most people get phlegmier for a while, then get better after a few months. However, if there is anything medicine can do, woohoo!

Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 14:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'd probably batter him to death in a half-asleep rage.

:(

Good thing we're holidaying in France where onions are plentiful. Maybe we should cover the bed in chopped onion just to make sure.

robster (robster), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 14:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alan, how is your snoring problem going.

Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 14:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Seriously though, it would be nice to find a way of not snoring - to save my girlfriend's sanity as well as me from a violent death. Although from the looks of the above, the useful ones involve exercise or pain. Poo.

robster (robster), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 14:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

seven months pass...
You know what's worse than people who snore?

People who snore so loudly that you can't sleep, then have the audacity to wake up and loudly complain that YOU are disturbing THEM due to your tossing and turning.

Sorry, I need to blow off steam; I'm cranky through sleep deprivation.

kate (kate), Monday, 20 October 2003 09:13 (twenty years ago) link

Ouch!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 20 October 2003 09:27 (twenty years ago) link

ESPECIALLY when Sleepless in Bloomsbury has to get up at 7am to go to work, while the offensive snorer is a feckless layabout, I mean, artist, who can sleep all bloody morning if he likes to.

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

kate (kate), Monday, 20 October 2003 09:51 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...
Did anyone on here have the EVIL SURGERY mentioned? Was it uncomfortable, expensive and/or working?

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

http://instinct.prog.free.fr/images/smileys/sleep.gif

amon (eman), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I love snoring, it's my favourite.

rainy (rainy), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm gonna snore tonight!

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

If anyone knows a real solution to snoring, I'd love to hear it. I've tried wearing earplugs, but they keep me awake.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I snore AND grind my teeth. Form an orderly line, ladies.

nabiscothingy, Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i pretty much only snore for realz when i'm drunk. this is happily mitigated by the fact that i primarily sleep on my side.

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

*sudden thought* Tomorrow I'll try to drink on my side!

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I hope I still don't snore, really

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

My man snores and kind of chokes/stops breathing in his sleep sometimes... sort of an apnoea thing I guess. It worries me to death, but as others said its worse when lying on ones back.

Apaz I snore sometimes, probably when im pissed or have a cold :D

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 October 2005 07:52 (eighteen years ago) link

When I'm stressful, I grind my teeth a LOT. It's apparently not a pleasant thing to hear. I realize when I do it. It's painful for my jaw. :-(

nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Friday, 7 October 2005 08:00 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I snore but I can't sleep on my stomach or side, so it's on my back where the sweetly obnoxious sounds of my nose can be heard rooms away. I blame my father's genetics.

otm.

i must learn to sleep on my side
i must learn to sleep on my side
i must learn to sleep on my side
i must learn to sleep on my side
i must learn to sleep on my side
i must learn to sleep on my side
i must learn to sleep on my side
i must learn to sleep on my side
i must learn to sleep on my side
i must learn to sleep on my side

fucking hell. i'll be chucked (onto the sofa) if i'm not careful. any current tips to add to the above? i had no idea it was so bad but her bleary eyes and fiery morning demeanour tell a different story. i thought it was down to smoking but now i read that some people's snoring *worsens* when they give up!

argh...

CharlieNo4, Thursday, 30 August 2007 09:26 (sixteen years ago) link

i tried the nose-strips, they did nothing

i got some kinda natural herbal throat spray that actually worked for approx. 1 week ... and then it stopped working

sadly i think not sleeping on your back is the most sure-fire thing (unless you are one of those unlucky people for whom any position results in les ronflements)

what's weird is that i HATE falling asleep on my back! yet that's where i end up!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 August 2007 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Apparently if you fart more you snore less, as the internal gaseous pressure is released a touch. Not sure if this helps.

Pete, Thursday, 30 August 2007 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link

duct tape a tennis ball to your back.

Less painful, even more ridiculous solution: wear a bra back to front with tennis balls in the cups.

ledge, Thursday, 30 August 2007 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link

it's a look

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 August 2007 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Less painful, even more ridiculous solution: wear a bra back to front with tennis balls in the cups.

these "solutions" are insane! i may as well resign myself to never sleeping with someone else again. hell, my mum seems to have spent half of the last two decades sleeping in the spare room to avoid my dad's jet engine snoring...

CharlieNo4, Thursday, 30 August 2007 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Those strips that you stick to the top of your mouth and melt seem to work.

aldo, Thursday, 30 August 2007 10:09 (sixteen years ago) link

waht

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 August 2007 10:33 (sixteen years ago) link

<a href="http://www.snoreeze.com/uk/oralstrips/";>Boots also do a generic version of these.</a>

aldo, Thursday, 30 August 2007 10:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Bah. Forgot to hit the BBCode button.

aldo, Thursday, 30 August 2007 10:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I have told all room mates to just kick me and tell me to turn on my side. I don't wake up when this is done to me, usually. I just roll over.

Apparently weightloss is also U&K. Sigh.

Masonic Boom, Thursday, 30 August 2007 10:55 (sixteen years ago) link

i do wake up when kicked/etc. and i get SO ANNOYED at the GALL of the person doing it, er, wait a minute

god i am a jerk when having been woken

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 August 2007 11:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I have been known to be so incensed by the snoring of someone that I punched him 20 times in the head, until he woke up. I have also thrown juggling balls across a room at him, and once he woke to find me waving an oar threateningly over him.

He's pretty bad though. Sounds like he's dying in some gruesome and incredibly noisy way.

ledge, Thursday, 30 August 2007 11:49 (sixteen years ago) link

earplugs don't block it out but they do lessen the annoying aspect of it

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 August 2007 12:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't know how I ever slept before we got a place with a spare room.

I reckon this is the best solution though I get resentful when we share the bed now and find myself skulking off in the middle of the night not because he's snoring but because I've become too used to a double bed to myself.

*rumpie*, Thursday, 30 August 2007 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I can hear my cat snoring in the next room. It's really kinda cute and not obnoxious at all like people snores.

SATAN CLAUS (libcrypt), Sunday, 7 December 2008 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Ugh I kept my bf awake half the night snoring last night apparently. I seem to snore thru my nose, and I was face down, so so much for the dont sleep on yr back thing. I need to smoke much less.

Trayce, Sunday, 7 December 2008 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

six years pass...

do breathe right strips work? has anyone here had any success with them?

example (crüt), Thursday, 5 February 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

i snore. it's terrible. i bought this horrible-looking throat foam stuff that I daren't use cos it looks like it'll make me puke. anyone got a better solution?

Shat Parp (dog latin), Thursday, 25 May 2017 10:29 (six years ago) link

i've started snoring recently (and also apparently taken to stopping breathing for alarming lengths of time while asleep, according to my wife, which is not at all super-worrying)

tried that foam shit a couple of weeks ago and a) it tasted foul and b) didn't make any appreciable diffence

tried the nose strips too and no luck with that either :(

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 May 2017 10:32 (six years ago) link

I'm not a huge snorer but if I'm lying on my back and it gets a bit noisy my gf nudges me and I roll over without waking up. It's a system that delivers results

ogmor, Thursday, 25 May 2017 11:05 (six years ago) link

The updated Sleep Cycle app records samples of your snoring through the night (which you can listen to) and provides a total time spent snoring.

Luna Schlosser, Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:02 (six years ago) link

thanks for that

HONOR THE FYRE (sleeve), Thursday, 25 May 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

perhaps you should have yoru GP check you out - could be sleep apnea which can harm you heart

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 25 May 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

Hunt3r, you were saying?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 2 June 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link

welp. i'll try to keep my snoring inquiries and learnings brief for the mercy of everyone. i was advised i snored as an adult esp if i slept on my back, and would occasionally seem to have breathing interruption. my sleep seemed good to me tho, and i got 7-8 hours nightly and felt fine.

after a severe tbi in 2015 my sleep was/is really fucked up. after 15 months of suffering, my neuropsych brain injury guru eventually prescribed belsomra which was, for me, a goddamn miracle. symptoms which i thought were just characteristic of my brain injury- tons of word-finding problems, incredible incredible fatigue, failure to sleep 2a-6a, really poor info acquisition- improved immensely right away. a lot of my symptoms were, i think, more closely related to failure to sleep.

so i was sleeping much better, but snoring worse according to family, and i was considering re-approaching sleep specialists for a sleep study, which i had sought before, but did not do. do i have sleep apnea? do i need a cpap? do i need to learn to sleep on my side better? my stomach? what about a mouth piece, either the tongue manipulation style or the mandibular adjustment? wedge pillow? tennis ball? how do i know how much, how loud, and when i snore?

i am dumb so i have been trying stuff pretty much as i uncovered them in reading. sitiations/observations:

1. i'm on a break from belsomra mostly (that shit is $10/pill retail, and insurance coverage is a bitch and if you're lucky you can get a coupon from merck that brings it to like $3/pill. it really changed my life though).

2. i initially was like, 'can i spoof a sleep test with a pulseox?' (not knowing that while pulseox tracker _might_ show apnea/hypopnea events, there are so many other factors that, best case, all you might learn is "do i probably NEED a sleep test, or do i maybe NOT really need a sleep test?" there is no substitute for the better information that you get in a real sleep test with pros and accurate data re your sleep cycles and other stuff. anyway, for pulseox i got http://kenekedge.com/ from amazon for like $30. i plug it into my iphone and the results are consistent, cool as fuck, and utterly cryptic to me, a layperson. i spent a little time reading and finding out how to use some analytical tools and interpret what i thought i was seeing. based on my oximeter results with some other factors, i don't think i've got a big apnea/hypopnea issue afaict.

3. simultaneously, because i'm all about advanced scientific methods, i read around about anti-snore mouthpieces. i do remember the first time i ever heard of them was from ned, not sure if it was this thread and i won't search now. the "articles" i surveyed are like https://www.tuck.com/best-anti-snoring-mouthpieces-mouthguards/ which i assume to be an advert, basically. i surveyed for price and the likelihood of success and oral trauma. i did decide to try the vitalsleep. now those fuckers spam me incessantly but the mouthpiece had a small positive effect on the number and intensity of the few hypopnea events that my oximeter finds.

4. there are things called nasal dilators. i bought some called Snorepins. because i'm old as fuck i cannot stop hearing juan epstein saying "up your nose..." etc. dunno if they improve my sleep, but they are damn incredible for running and riding bikes imo.

5. not sure how to sugarcoat this one- you take a tennis ball, put it in a sock, and pin it in between your shoulder blades. on a tee shirt. otherwise that would be punk as fuck. it should be a smedium tee shirt, otherwise it won't stay where u want it. i'm sad to say this works to get you to sleep on your side. it kinda sucks in the middle of the night, and it really sucks if you have severely bruised/possibly broken ribs for the nth time cause you suck at bike riding. but you will not sleep on your back. i love this method's simplicity.

6. i've been trying Snorelog, an app that records your sleep when you are making snoring sounds (or when your cat meows). this thing is initially free, but i do think the premium version is worth the one-time fee of $10 to allow tracking and recording of my trial and error stuff. their UI and software is WAY WAY better than the pulseox's, for example. for me, i found that my snoring with the mouthguard is not too frequent, it's mostly "light" noise, rarely "loud" noise, and never "epic" noise. fascinating to me is that, at least with the mouthguard, my sounds are almost never a "snore." it's _really loud breathing_. like, inhales and exhales, not palate/uvula/whatever vibes. i played it for my partner, and i'm like "is THIS what you say is snoring? because THAT is not snoring! she says 'it is.' *a different fight ensues*.

7. by request and at my acceptance of a problem, i've reduced my drink consumption to 0. now i'm more stressed, and occasionally more bored. whether or not i "snore" less, i will deny the fuck out the possibility that teetotalling has improved anything snore-related, in vain hope that the sweet, sweet alcohol will return soon. obv jk on the last part, but i don't know that it helped reduce snoring.

so anyway, i'm still playing with my sleeping sitch to reduce ~sounds~, whatever the fuck they are.

Hunt3r, Monday, 3 June 2019 05:16 (four years ago) link

Go the sleep lab route. I did, was diagnosed with sleep apnea, got a CPAP machine which basically resolved all my issues (chronic tiredness, waking myself up constantly, partner refusing to sleep in the same bed, etc). I can't say I'm overjoyed with the thought of being hooked up to a machine every night for the rest of my life - but the constant tiredness was driving me literally insane.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 3 June 2019 05:57 (four years ago) link

this is all super interesting!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 June 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

> take a tennis ball

literally the second post on this thread says the same thing. 8)

koogs, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link


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