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of course my mommy + daddy called the hospital to talk the doctor who delivered my baby bc the doctor was just not listening to me and it was very frustrating and so i went to my calm place and played some xbox 360 while they handled all the logistics

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

Boomers worst.

Jeff, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

ECHO BOOMERS

a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

graph of shitty NYT op-ed writers by generation

thomas friedman (b. 1953) - baby boomer
ross douthat (b. 1979) - gen X
david brooks (b. 1961) - gen X
maureen dowd (b. 1952) - baby boomer

some other writers

jonah goldberg (b. 1969) - gen X
kathleen parker (b. 1951) - baby boomer
jennifer rubin (b. 1968) - gen X
kathryn jean lopez (b. 1976) - gen X

<drops mic>

― Mordy, Tuesday, May 1, 2012 12:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mordy who are your favorite political writers under 30?

a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

ezra klein, alex pareene

iatee, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

zizek's wife

goole, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

Renata Salecl (b. 1962) - Generation X!

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

he's not married to her anymore

markers, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

:'(

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

;_;

markers, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

i am starting a millennial posting system on ilx for marginalized millennial ilxors. good - or even just mediocre - posts will now get a gold star. this will encourage everyone to post and we should praise ppl for posting. even if that particular post isn't very good, millennials need to know that just trying is good enough. also, participation trophies for everyone.

http://blog.wegohealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Gold-star-sticker.jpg

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

i'm a part of this "ILX generation," where are my entitlements.

supreme sundae (reddening), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

if you get 5 gold stickers, you can pick any of the following bandaids from the bandaid drawer: powder puff girls, dinosaurs, adventure time

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

also free ipads

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

where are my entitlements.

http://www.wepostit4u.com/images/Auctions/powerpuffstickers112.JPG

you may have one. two if you ask nicely.

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

but if only some millennials get 5 gold stars and others only get 1 that will create resentment; everyone should get an equal allotment of gold stars

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

I DEMAND PARTICIPATORY STARS

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

is Draw Something the ultimate millennial game, since there's no actual competition?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

students who fail to get five or more stars will get an extra ten minutes to work on their posts to make up for their specific posting challenges. they also now have access to the ilx remedial room (aka 77).

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure millenials kick ass at competitive video games so that's maybe not the best road to walk down xp

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

draw something is pretty competitive! i feel like it could come to fisticuffs sometimes.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

how is it competitive, tho? There's no winning or losing, the entire point of the game is to work together for your mutual benefit.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

millenials realize that the only true competition is w/ yourself

iatee, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

arbitrary generational delineations are the new astrological signs, let's use them to make reductive characterizations of huge swathes of the population

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

I go up to people in parties and try and predict their gen

iatee, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

Silents: the path to riches will thwart you with good intentions. Avoid hats. Wednesday will bring a vacation.

Greatests: heavy is the head that wears the crown. Luck comes in sevens. Friday has a present for you.

Xers: Get up on the down stroke. Find pleasure in birds. There's a warm treasure on Saturday.

Millennials: be on the lookout for a swarthy gentleman bearing gifts on horseback. Avoid the color red. Find inner strength on Tuesdays.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

i wanna hear more about this warm treasure awaiting Xers on Saturday

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

arbitrary generational delineations are the new astrological signs

New?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

xpost the answer lies within you

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

Xers: The time to buy is now. What could go wrong? Aim for something as big as possible.

iatee, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

these all sound like alien races in some stargate knockoff. which generation is the new atlanteans and the bionoids?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

I'm ready to get up on the down stroke

a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

there seems to be kind of a 1978ish-1983ish island of people who don't really identify as either

hello!

born in 80, don't feel like Gen X (spent my teens reading abt Gen Xers who were twice my then-age), don't feel like a "millennial" either because all the articles I've read about millennials have been about recent college grads who had cellphones from their 10th birthday and Facebook accounts from 13 or w/e, which feels like a divide but that may be just the narcissism of minor diffs since I got my first dialup modem age 16 and joined an IRC teens channel, ahem

instant coffee happening between us (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

haha yes u are gen Y welcome here you go

http://blog.wegohealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Gold-star-sticker.jpg

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

also born in 80. i'd rather not belong to a generation. all of them seem pretty lame.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

omg generation uranus

surely that's millennials

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaha

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

Edited for clarity:

"The war babies," 1939-1946 (Uranus in Taurus/Gemini, trine Neptune in Virgo/Libra; Pluto in Leo) This group provided the leaders of the "60s generation." They are outspoken, visionary and unconventional, but they burned up much of their energy in their youth (Gemini). Impulsive, confident, spontaneous and restless, they are rebels with a cause and can become great leaders. But perhaps they have been too fickle or adaptable to remain true to the great ideals of their youth. This group and the next are very musically talented.

"The baby boomers," 1946-1956 (Uranus in late Gemini and Cancer, square Neptune in Libra; Pluto in Leo) This populous group is famous for its idealism and provided the "shock troops" for the sixties rebellions. These "flower children" are outgoing, warm, adventurous, confident, outspoken and exhibitionist; but less original than the war babies. Born to prosperous but uncertain times, they were called "spoiled" and "impatient;" yet although they dropped out as "hippies," they also became the first "yuppies" (young urban professionals). They insist on their creative autonomy (Leo), but also long for union with others (Libra); so some of them are emotionally insecure or inconsistent.

"The baby boomers, part two," 1957-62 (Uranus in Leo, Neptune in Scorpio, Pluto in Virgo) This group was too young for the sixties and so are more conventional in their approach to life. They are talented investigators or analysts and provide many of the "yuppie" computer professionals. Most in this group are self-contained, shrewd, secretive, careful, tenacious, calculating and capable. They are more thoughtful, hesitant, reflective and unsure than the elder boomers, but often no less outgoing and exhibitionist (since Uranus is in Leo). In fact, many in this group have already made quite an impression in the show business world.

"The techno-punks," 1963-1969 (Uranus conjunct Pluto in Virgo; Neptune in Scorpio) It was said that the "punks" were the hippies of the eighties. This group is free-wheeling, impulsive, clever and resourceful, but more hard-nosed and cynical than the baby boomers were. They grew up in a declining society with little moral direction, and so have been called "the new lost generation" (the old was the group of "seekers" born during the Neptune-Pluto conjunction). They were labeled "Generation X" because they were so unsure of their identity or purpose. Despite having to grow up as "brash, pragmatic, suspicious, skeptical, selfish, sharp-eyed survivalists," this group has enormous creative potential once they find something to believe in. The first children of the computer age, they will undergo many personal upheavals and changes. Great scientists, artists and revolutionary political leaders could emerge from this group.

"The mellow ones," 1970-1974 (Uranus in Libra, Neptune in Sagittarius, Pluto in Virgo/Libra) This is mostly a friendly, easy-going, confused, flabby, indolent group of "slackers," but it has great potential in music and diplomacy. Not so fanatical and less cynical than their elder brothers and sisters, they are often wise, generous and mature. This group needs to get off its duff and make up for its poor educational background. Once it does, some very talented artists, writers, philosophers and teachers may come from this sub-generation.

"The explorers," 1975-1981 (Uranus in Scorpio, Neptune in Sagittarius, Pluto in Libra) This group is more intense, exuberant, and disciplined than the previous one. They are "mellow," but also very cynical. Relationships and sex are important to this generation, like other recent ones. Many children of the seventies and eighties feel the need to fill the cultural void in their lives by exploring the unknown and traveling widely. They see the lurking danger to their future, so the best of them are driven to investigate the roots of our problems. But others may act out their alienation destructively.

"Explorers, part two," 1982-84 (Uranus and Neptune in Sagittarius, Pluto in Libra) Temperamentally this exuberant group is more like the "mellow ones," but they are also definitely "explorers." They are undisciplined and unfocused, but probably very positive and mature otherwise. This transitional sub-generation will be a great source of visionaries, adventurers, humorists, storytellers, writers and philosophers, but don't look for too many great political leaders.

"The benevolent entrepreneurs," 1984-88 (Uranus in Sagittarius, Neptune in Capricorn, Pluto in Scorpio) This is a more ambitious and well-disciplined group. It will include many far-seeing and important leaders and entrepreneurs. Though most will probably be on the conservative side, many will organize great projects for the public benefit. They feel a great duty to society and Humanity.

"The committed ones," 1988-1995 (Uranus conjunct Neptune in Capricorn, Pluto in Scorpio) This is a group with outstanding potential. It is a very precocious generation, but won't burn itself out in youth. They are steady, persistent, determined, ambitious and passionate. They have great talent in the arts, politics and organization, and they may be the great leaders who lay down lasting foundations for a new age of civilization. On the other hand, some might consider them too cold, calculating, rigid, worldly or obsessed with their own goals.

"The flame throwers," 1996-2003 (Uranus in Aquarius, Neptune in late Capricorn and Aquarius, Pluto in Sagittarius) This will be a very outgoing, irrepressible, exuberant generation, quick to question authority and convention. They will be brilliant intellectuals, inventors, reformers and propagandists.

"The universal free spirits," 2003-2010 (Uranus in Pisces, Neptune in Aquarius, Pluto in Sagittarius/early Capricorn) Their successors will be similar, but more easy-going, sensitive and poetic. They will follow the paths laid down by the previous two generations, but will show greater brilliance in the imaginative arts. As the first of Generation Z, they will teach compassion for Humanity as we all reach the "omega point" of universal human awareness after 2012.

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

my mistake: these aren't stargate races, these are D&D classes from some anime-based RPG

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

I am an explorer! acting out my alienation destructively itt

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

The mellow ones," 1970-1974 (Uranus in Libra, Neptune in Sagittarius, Pluto in Virgo/Libra) This is mostly a friendly, easy-going, confused, flabby, indolent group of "slackers," but it has great potential in music and diplomacy. Not so fanatical and less cynical than their elder brothers and sisters, they are often wise, generous and mature. This group needs to get off its duff and make up for its poor educational background. Once it does, some very talented artists, writers, philosophers and teachers may come from this sub-generation.

"flabby" is about the only part of this description that fits me.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

xps clincher at the end there

NSFW Australia (seandalai), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

as we all reach the "omega point" of universal human awareness after 2012.

NSFW Australia (seandalai), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

so this is as good as it gets

a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

are u aware

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

chaotic neutral gen-y explorer checking in

"techno-punk" sounds cooler, it's not fair

instant coffee happening between us (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

Techno-punk sounds awful!

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

techno punk sounds super lame

explorer is rad, we could be astronauts

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

Hmm...I'm an "Explorer, Part Two". Somehow it figures that I'm a sequel.

I cannot host as my wife hates Walker (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link


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