bear say hi to me

Too soon?

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/295/576/503.gif

well there's my new display name

this bear needs no meme phild

seriously

You have no idea how many time I watched that when I first saw it. I love his delicate little wave. He looks either really effeminate or super proper and named Rupert or something. Perhaps he is both. In any event is is basically the best bear.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, May 4, 2012 4:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it also looks like an aristocratically dismissive wave too. like ok fck off, next car please...

it is quite a wave, such a mocking bear

whatever otm it's just so amazing

That bear actually made The Today Show and I saw a segment about him. It wasn't a one off thing, he lives on a farm or something somewhere and learned to wave from all the people who would wave at him. People go there now specifically to get a wave from him.

Bear didn't learn to wave from this texting dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmhvdtX72eQ

good reflexes on that guy; i woulda stood and tried to figure out what was up

Situation 2 - Bear has detected your presence, but is more than 100 m (350 ft) distant.

Your goal here is to act in such a way as to allow the bear to identify you, but to also let it know that you are no threat. Speak calmly so that it knows you are a human (their eyesight is quite poor). They will often quickly give ground to you once they identify you as human. If the situation permits, back away slowly, keeping a close eye on the bear. Otherwise, you may wish to detour around the bear, but in this case, detour upwind so that the bear can get your scent. Keep talking calmly. Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human.

^^ that advice is otm, for black bears especially (the only common bears in lower 48)

Waving your arms may help it identify you as a human

me say hi to bear

Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d42xxNJm1r0vr70o1_500.jpg

bears say hi to us

that's not you is it?!?

no.

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

http://www.hamovhotov.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/we-need-some-rest-before-the-chase.jpg

oh hi bear

Is he . . . is he scratching his balls?

He is like the bear Al Bundy.

*flush*

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/05/bear-swim-pool-monrovia.html

!!!

ALSO:

Fontana girl killed at her 16th-birthday party

well that's a cheery pairing

Wildfire kills flock of teenagers near Chevy Chase

The teens said the bear took its time and didn't seem too threatening, but that they weren't going to test that perception.

]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb1r4dcoxWc

kinda find the bear the least interesting thing about this.

nice square bracket fizzles.

For those of you who have seen the infamous "cardboard bear" story from Cleveland's Fox 8 News: Fox 8 Does a Bear Story Without Embarrassing Themselves

http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/83132/1133523/hi-bear.jpeg

OH MY GOD

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6p5jsrCza1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg

Wheeee!

http://bigstory.ap.org/content/heat-wave-26

http://binaryapi.ap.org/c9fd07e8ffe048608e79fcb2475aec78/512x.jpg

thread, bookmarked

SAIL

― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:03 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/18/15/enhanced-buzz-32475-1300478146-25.jpg

there was only one set of paw prints on the beach because I ate u

http://meetsebastian.com/mas56/files/gimgs/84_bear-fur-1-z.jpg

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/sunbear.jpg

^ and that's a sun bear

where is yr based god now

bearsed god

amanda bearsed god

I saw a very chill sun bear at the zoo in Chicago a couple months ago. They're awesome.

that bear looked like me after i spent six hours in central park today

http://i.imgur.com/ftrbi.gif

a+ for alignment with thread title

Omg

have to admire morgan from Twitter X's, um, creativity in thinking there might be 20-30 bear species.

let's think....brown, American black, Andean (aka spectacled), polar, sloth, sun, Asian black, giant panda.

can understand people thinking it might be *slightly* more than that if they don't realise US grizzly bears are the same species as brown bears. And that Kodiak bears are a sub-species of same.

Not making it any better, Ailsa, but I saw a couple of bears in Ontario.

leather bears, chicago bears, etc

water bears (aka moss piglets)!

the tiniest bear which is also an alien

pic.twitter.com/u5Wy4LEKUf

— 🐻 Bear🌧️ (@BearPosting) August 4, 2023

Come back soon, ya hear!

LAKE MARY, Fla. (WFLA) — A three-legged bear known locally as Tripod was caught on camera breaking into a home in Lake Mary, Florida over the weekend and helping itself to some snacks and adult beverages.

Faneite-Diglio told the news station that Tripod had some fish food that was left next to their fish tank and then proceeded to the bar.

“He took three White Claws, drank, and left very happy. His favorite flavor is mango and strawberry,” Faneite-Diglio told WESH.

silly bear, white claw is only for hipster bears (polar bears)

I assume Tripod was looking for this shit:

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/wgIAAOSwXzlhGQN5/s-l1600.jpg

Full media aerial invasion early this morning when a bear broke into a house one block away from me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPr2EyxNRFk

Get going on your bracket: Fat Bear Week is coming!

https://www.nps.gov/katm/learn/fat-bear-week.htm

BEAR EAT THE LASAGNE

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-67140523

Silly bear. Lasagne is for people!

I recently saw a picture of a bear with tapeworms. Many many tapeworms. They were at least six feet long and trailing behind her protruding right from her butt. It was horrible.

Sorry. If I saw it - you all have to at least read about it. Google at your own risk.

Why does that surburban kitchen need a camera in it?

(Well I guess they had a b&e so it makes sense to try and protect their frozen foods.)

the bear seems to know right where to look, and how to open a freezer

I recently saw a picture of a bear with tapeworms. Many many tapeworms. They were at least six feet long and trailing behind her protruding right from her butt. It was horrible.

well i know what i'll be dreaming about tonight!!

lol sorry

tapeworm say hi to me