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I don't have cellulite

WTF! Tell me your secret!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

spoons.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

my kingdom for a delete button

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

like your kingdom is worth that much.

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

(xpost) aw poor stevem. You've a fine ass. I'll give you a seven too. Now smile won't you? Go on. It's Friday.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

― latebloomer: Deutsch Bag (latebloomer), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

WTF! Tell me your secret!

-- Nathalie

Dumb luck and good genes. None of the women in my family do either.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

My ass is OK. Used to be a lot nicer when I was in better shape, so there's a bit of flabbiness, but overall fairly squeezable. I'd say 7.7.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

you people need to stop looking at your own asses tbh

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

now i feel boastful

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

but god didn't give me much...

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.ratemyass.org/

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

its a 1 because i really don't have one...

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, mine's a total 3.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i am surprised to hear that, gym-boy

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

It's weird but going to the gym has given me overdeveloped shoulders and thighs, but the rest of me is just sort of a formless mess.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

its a 1 because i really don't have one...

You guys need to realize that not having an ass (for guys anyway) is HOTT.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I knew that.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

my ass is just sort of there when i need to sit down. otherwise i dont think about it too much.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually this reminds me of when I saw Michael Mayer at the Mighty. There was a girl next to me at the bar and she turned around to this dude standing behind her and said "are you staring at my ass?". He just said "Yes. And I give it a 7", and then they just started eating each other's faces like crazed animals.

I ordered a tap water.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link

6.5

it could rate higher if i went to the gym more. But I'm happy having a mediocre ass.

― dali madison's nut (donut), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

"Yes. And I give it a 7"

If she had known it was 7 out of 30, she'd have been biting his dick. Or something.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

You guys need to realize that not having an ass (for guys anyway) is HOTT.

WRONG.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Depends on the guy. But on most blokes, asslessness is definitely a plus.

― Kate Classic (kate), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmmph, depends on who you ask. I don't especially NOTICE the back view under normal circumstances, but I'm sure I've said before that legs & etc should preferably carry a certain amount of hmm muscle mass/tone.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I got too many people ranking on my sorry ass already.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

― Dan (Booyah) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

could i bounce a roll of quarters off your fine ass, Dan? one at a time or all at once, your call.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I've never understood that phrase. Surely you can bounce quarters off of anyone's ass unless it's like magnetic or something.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I think that's my wife's call, actually.

― Dan (She Got Dibs) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

my ass might eat the quarters

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

"feed me, strongo"

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

But on most blokes, asslessness is definitely a plus.

RASCIST.

(uh, j/k)

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

mine is threatening to become a shadow of its former self.

what are some good ass exercises?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

the kind of exercises that asses like

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

dropping it like it's hot

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Wholeheartedly disagree on this asslessness issue.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

also, facing down while your ass is up

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

They like moving and shaking to disco beats and filter house.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Or anything with a good beat that you can groove to.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

http://grinnell.unh.edu/audrey2.jpg

― Dan (Strongo's Booty On Holiday) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

squats, lunges, hamstring curls.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

like i'm gonna listen to a 2 and a 3

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a friend who tried melting his ass into shape. It didn't work.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

really there's no thread with "ass" in the title that won't amuse me at least a little bit

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

squats and lunges huh, that explains so much

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

really there's no thread with "ass" in the title that won't amuse me at least a little bit

i know!

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't have an ass. i'd give it a 3.5.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

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so glad i am reading this thread backwards

― kephm (kephm), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Paunchy, you have a very nice ass. I on the other hand am a member of the no butt club. Never had one – don’t have the genetic predisposition to have a good butt. It’s simply a flat ass, no matter how much working the gluts get at the gym. I guess it’s better than a fat ass, although thanks to those currently in fashion beyonce and Mariah carey fat asses or junk in the trunk is all the rage. I have faith that it will swing back the other direction sometime soon though!

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Woah! People be showin' arse here ya'll!

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Sunday, 18 December 2005 04:46 (eighteen years ago) link

you were right to ask, earlier, kenan, whether i really wanted that

― geoff (gcannon), Sunday, 18 December 2005 05:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I know.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 05:25 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001DUW.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 18 December 2005 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Paunchy has an ass. We look at it.

― Halloween Spooky Party Hints! (Bimble...), Sunday, 18 December 2005 06:32 (eighteen years ago) link

my other ass is a ferrari

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 18 December 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Where would I be right now without the "hide images" option? I don't even want to think about it...

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Sunday, 18 December 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno, my sister has always said my arse is bigger than hers, but in the last year three different people have told me it is quite good and only one of those people had an interest in getting into my knickers so I'm going with a 5.5, or a 6 if I wear a particular pair of trousers.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I forgot that most of you don't know my sister, so that part of what I said means nothing to you. I'll just say that her arse ain't small.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

ILE has reached rock bottom! haha!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 18 December 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Jesus, guys. It's not THAT bad an ass.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 18 December 2005 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

That pic looks like an ad for a movie called Tainted Desires or Always Taken, Never Given

― dali madison's nut (donut), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.laist.com/images/notintobushprods.jpg

― gear (gear), Sunday, 18 December 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

a 4.35 and in perpetual decline

― Neanderthal, Friday, 30 September 2016 06:25 (seven years ago) link

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