Worst Third Film in a Series

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Jaws 3D was so boring

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link

i never saw the Crow 3 (or 2) but i'm just going to assume it's the worst on the list.

Jordan, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I liked the 3rd matrix film more than the 2nd one. Mainly because of that godawful boring motorbike chase scene in the 2nd one.

Trayce, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link

to be the worst third film i think it has to be the biggest drop-off from the first two. if the second film sucked, who cares if the third one did too? on that basis i vote alien 3 -- it's a long way from the worst film on the list, but it's not very good, and the first two are classic.

tipsy mothra, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link

D3 is really quite amazingly bad, even in comparison to the bad first two.

The first Mighty Ducks movie: they win some local tournament
D2: they win the World Championship of the World for Forever
D3: they get fat and old and win another local tournament

abanana, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link

oh great. thanks for fucking spoilers >:O

wilter, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link

he just freed up three spots in your Netflix queue

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 04:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Tempted to write-in Die Hard 3.

-- Rock Hardy

wtf rock hardy DHWAV is a blast

-- El Tomboto

One of these people is OTM, and it's not Tombot. Die Hard 3 was the first thing I looked for when I opened this thread -- the first 20 minutes were OK, even engaging, but the rest of the movie was one of the most horrific trainwrecks I've ever seen (if you can call something a "trainwreck" when it's closer to "are you people even fucking TRYING to make a movie here?").

Charlie Rose Nylund, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 04:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I haven't seen half of these movies, but I had to vote for X-Men 3... because it deserves it.

Nhex, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link

I thought everyone agreed Die Hard 3 was better than 2.

I think Return of the Jedi should've been on the list, it's pretty much the consensus that it's the worst of the original three movies. (And it is the third film in the series, it's just not numbered so.)

Tuomas, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 06:47 (fifteen years ago) link

(And it is the third film in the series, it's just not numbered so.)

oops sorry.

wilter, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 06:49 (fifteen years ago) link

BTTF3 nowhere near deserving of such an early pick in this thread. It's overly schmaltzy admittedly, but it's a fun film nonetheless, with a whole load of nice touches.

krakow, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 06:57 (fifteen years ago) link

*is

krakow, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 06:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I agree with Tombot. Die Hard with a Vengeance is awesome. scores better than the somewhat ridiculous Die Hard 2: Die Harder (which I enjoyed, despite the farfetched plot)

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link

is alien 3 the david fincher one? that was pretty terrible

n/a, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I liked Exorcist III quite a bit as a teenage horror buff, but I haven't seen it since.

ISTR this being actually pretty good, although George C. Scott -- who was great great great, I love George C. Scott -- was no Lee J. Cobb. But it's got Dourif!!!

Of the one's I've seen on this list, I vote Godfather III.

Pancakes Hackman, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link

no Return of the King? hmm.

went for Batman Returns off the list, would have gone for Matrix Revolutions except that, contrary to Tom's opinion, i found it a huge improvement on reloaded.

i think second movies are generally so shitty that i can't be bothered to watch the third- this is the case for Spiderman and Pirates of the Caribbean- if i'd seen them i'm sure they'd be high on my list.

I haven't seen the first of the Once upon a time.... series, but Mexico sure was a turd.

darraghmac, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 12:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Return of the King was the best of three LoTR movies.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link

well, no, but even so is the poll relative or standalone? because it's still a shittily written and badly acted pantomime.

darraghmac, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Terminator 3 guys

sonderborg, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 12:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Voted Goldmember even though I haven't seen it, just because I hate Michael Myers so, so much.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Matrix: Revolutions probably the most disappointing (but still like several scenes) - same goes for ROTS i guess but that has the slight 12A excuse

blueski, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link

i loved the first two POTCs but not the third much at all. are third acts just that bit more predictable generally? do we have a thread for good threquels?

blueski, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link

the inclusion of a standard 'character arc' over three installments is getting really old and cliched at this stage, I think, as well as the inevitable doubling/tripling of 'bad guys' at every juncture.

darraghmac, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Tempted to write-in Die Hard 3.

-- Rock Hardy

wtf rock hardy DHWAV is a blast

-- El Tomboto

One of these people is OTM, and it's not Tombot.

crazy talk, DHWAV is great as a standalone or as a sequel.

darraghmac, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Alien Vs. Predator would be the third Predator movie, right?

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link

3rd Godzilla movie: Godzilla Vs. King Kong (although the franchise plumbed much stinker depths later)

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Alien Vs. Predator would be the third Predator movie, right?

-- Oilyrags, 30 July 2008 14:57 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hmm, technically....

darraghmac, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

AvP isn't terrible, just not good.

it seems that comeback/resets tend to work better, but you can only consider those after the character was already done to death i guess. and yeah some of them are still shit.

blueski, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link

T3

dan m, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link

not the worst on this list by a long shot, but i'm giving it to Godfather 3 just because of the precipitous drop in quality between the original and it's third. I'd say Back to the Future 3 deserves mention, too. Again, not horrible, but compared to how much i liked the first, it's pretty abysmal.*

*should note i've never seen any Die Hards, any Matrices or Jaws 3D (another I suspect would be in the running)

will, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Terminator 3 guys

-- sonderborg, Wednesday, July 30, 2008 8:42 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

sleep, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

i voted matrix 3 though
also shocked and dismayed by DHWAV haters

sleep, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

T3 haters are insane.

blueski, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

If you went to more than three of these thirds, you MAY be a chump.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

american wedding and back to the future 3 are pretty good

max, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

i did have super low expectations tho (xpost)

only one of these i saw in the cinema was BTTF3 - enjoyed it at the time but worst of the 3 for sure

blueski, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

You're just pissed off that Rules of the Game 3: 3Rules, 3Game was so terrible, Morbs.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.mymovies.it/filmclub/2006/07/235/locandina.jpg

blueski, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

but redeemed with 4: Citizenz on Patrol, no?!

(j/k)

will, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link

RoboCop 3, for the size of the drop off in quality.
Robo 1 = classic
Robo 2 = mindless, but enjoyable
Robo 3 = really, staggeringly bad

DavidM, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Rush Hour 3 is really terrible.

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

wasnt there a third Smokey & the Bandit where Jackie Gleason was the lead?

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, that or Jaws 3D (saw this at the NFT!) would be my choice

stevie, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

no one disliked Britannia Hospital, I guess.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Gordon Bombay: I was like you, Charlie. When I played hockey, I was a total hot shot... tried to take control of every game. I wound up quitting. So I tried the law. Same thing. I ruled the courtroom, but inside I was a mess. Started drinking. Man, I was going down. But then this great thing happened, maybe the best thing ever: I got arrested and sentenced to community service. And there you were: Charlie and the Ducks. And as hard as I fought it, there you were. You gave me a life, Charlie, and I want to say thank you. I told Orien about all this when I talked to him about taking over. I told him that you were the heart of the team and that you would learn something from each other. I told him that you were the real Minnesota Miracle Man.
Charlie Conway: (astonished) You did?
Gordon Bombay: (nods) So be that man, Charlie. Be that man.

Abbott, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Coach Orion: (picks hockey puck up off the ice and addresses the Ducks) What's the one thing all great teams have in common?

Lester Averman: Great coaching.

Coach Orion: (unamused) Don't try to suck up to me, Averman.

Coach Orion: Defense. See, unlike scoring, defense never quits. But to play great defense you need one thing above all else.

Lester Averman: (sarcastically, to Goldberg) Bet it starts with a W.

Coach Orion: Confidence. Listen, if you learn nothin' else when you're here, you learn this, all right? This is not just about hockey. It's easy to be confident when you have control of the puck. It's very, very difficult to keep that confidence when you gotta take whatever strange bounces life throws your way. Don't be careless, but don't be too careful either. You cannot be afraid to lose! That's how you gain the confidence to attack the game when the puck isn't yours. That's how you attack life... even when you think you don't have any control. And that's how you play real defense.

Abbott, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link

"no one disliked Britannia Hospital, I guess."

Why would they?

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Ken Wu: Yo, Russ, you gotta teach me how to talk some trash.
Russ: It can't be taught, Kenny-man. I mean, it's gotta be the first thing that comes to your mind. You just gotta go for it. Try it.
Ken Wu: Hey Ref! You - ...
Russ: (covers Ken's mouth) Ah! Shh. Pick another target.
Ken Wu: (stuttering) Hey, number forty-four, you - you - you - you- you play - you don't play real good.
Bears Player: Yeah, right.
Russ: Shorter, man. Get to the point.
Ken Wu: Hey, number nine! Bite me!
(is knocked over by number nine player)
Russ: (laughs) Now we're gettin' somewhere.

Abbott, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

D3 MIGHTY DUCKS WINS

and I liked Brittania Hospital!

Abbott, Wednesday, 30 July 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

batman forever>>>> robocop 3.

I guess you could argue that robocop 3 isn't terrible because it's such a hypnotic trainwreck.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i've never been tempted to watch it

banaka, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link

no return of the king = bjo FUCKIN' UP

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Die Hard with a Vengeance is a pretty great 3rd movie

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 09:52 (fourteen years ago) link

yea i mean Samuel L. Jackson!!!11!!

Ballistic, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

working on the list for a sequel to this thread, which in the spirit of things will probably manage to be both unwanted and somehow disappointing anyway. question: what's the maximum number of poll options? i remember it being 50, is that right?

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 17:50 (seven years ago) link

ten months pass...

"I penetrated your dad's Fortress of Solitude, motherfucker!" would've been the highlight of Superman III.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 February 2018 01:22 (six years ago) link

Watched Superman III with my sibs over the holidays. Love that POS so much.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 01:39 (six years ago) link

perverse

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 February 2018 01:42 (six years ago) link

^yes i would totally be down to watch Supes 3 right now. it's probably the Superman movie i've seen the most times. lot of crazy shit to love in that film.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 8 February 2018 01:49 (six years ago) link

shoutout to whoever watched free willy 3

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:10 (six years ago) link

free willy 2 was the first movie where i realized i was watching a bad movie

adam the (abanana), Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:57 (six years ago) link

Seriously, it's like...maybe stop getting captured already, Willy.

I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:07 (six years ago) link

I freed my willy

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:16 (six years ago) link

I'll never forget sitting in the theatre watching Made in America (the Ted Danson/Whoopi Goldberg thing, yeah) and the trailer for the original FW showing before the film. As soon as the title flashed on the screen at the end of the trailer, the whole crowd burst out laughing.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:29 (six years ago) link

free willy - a thirst 4 vengeance, rated R

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:39 (six years ago) link


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