The simple joy of stupid spam names

Dr. Angus Basil

am getting lots of fake headlines as subject lines:

Raw footage of snake swallowing horse
Raging bull gores 3 in freak accident
Girl loses breasts in surgical disaster

all with links purporting to be videos of said accidents.

the link appears to say 'you must download video activex object to play this video file' after which i am sure much jollity ensues.

haha yeah my gmail spam folder is a constant source of entertainment

IBM to file for bankruptcy
Typhoon in Taiwan devastates city
Michelle Obama latest fashion disaster
Torture widespread in Palestinian jails
Facebook under attack by clones!!

It's like reading the Daily Mail!

Somebody calling themselves "Gay Funk" is clearly channelling Yoda with a spam e-mail titled "Be not afraid of making changes in your life"

"Arnold Bumptious Nguyen"

Attn: Winner,

You won the sum of $500,000.00 USD from our monthly sweepstakes. Your
email address was among the five lucky winner in our computer email
ballot,You are hereby advice to get back to us,to claim your prize.

CONTACT COURIER PROMOTION MANAGER WITH DETAILS BELOW;PPPAY COURIER UK
CORRESPONDENCE: Mr Mally Runk.

TEL : +44-701-113-3045

FAX : + 44 7 07 505 5654

E MAIL: mallyr✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧

EMAIL:pppaycour✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧

PLEASE NOTE: NON RESIDENTS OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ARE TO BEAR EXPENSES
FOR THIER COURIER DELIVERY.

Claims Requirements:

1.full name:

2.Home Address:

3.Age:

4.Sex:

5.Marital Status:

6.Phone Number:

7.Nationality :

8.Country Of Residence.

9. Occupation.
Regards,

Stella White

Kenneth Williams lives

Cher,
Nous vous saluons au nom du Dieu tout-puissant.
Mon nom est Kenneth Williams et ma soeur Juliet en provenance de la Sierra Leone. Nous vous écris de République de Côte d'Ivoire, où nous avons pris refuge après la guerre brutale et le meurtre de nos parents par les rebelles lors de la reprise des combats dans notre pays.
En raison de la guerre, notre regretté père a vendu sa compagnie de navigation et nous a emmenés à un pays voisin la Côte d'Ivoire, où il a déposé 18.000.000,00 millions de US $ dans son compte auprès d'un étranger de la banque ici en Côte d'Ivoire. En raison de la situation politique actuelle en Côte d'Ivoire, nous sommes à la recherche de votre aide pour transférer cet argent et aussi déménager dans votre pays afin d'approfondir notre étude et nous sommes disposés à vous offrir 15% de la somme totale pour votre aide, mais nous pensons que vous ne pourrez pas faire partie de ce l'argent lorsque la banque d'ici le transfert de votre compte, nous attendons vos réponses, nous allons vous donner plus d'informations sur le transfert.
Cordialement,
Kenneth & Juliet Williams.

Arbuckle Pegelow
Louise Wang
Freeman Mayo
Giovanni Bruce (I imagine that he's a flamboyant Australian fashion designer)

Cedric Dillard

Jessica Simpson recently sent me a very intriguing missive about the English National Lottery. I am American.

Just got the greatest sender/subject line combo ever:

"Secure State of the Art SSL Encryption"

sent to me by

"Sex Sexual"

"Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster."

Dr Sambo Whitehead

Bellyngton Sweetecok, and it's not pR0n spam

I wonder if Playboy Bloodbath is still sending email?

Charley Horton and Rosanne Cabrera both sound as if they could be names of local city council members. But they aren't.

Hetty Osborne and Odette Costello are tempting me with share advice.

kurtcobain.seomanager at gmail.com

Ok Higman

Puffin Daniel

Sex Sexual wasn't a mid 80s Prince alter ego?
.

i have a skype acct for work

an individual named berry.wetquirtz7 just asked me to add them

Cookie Scampoli - impotency will never come back into your life

Genevieve Kropotkin

dying at these

just received an urgent email about an unpaid invoice from Karla Winstanley

Chad Bogan

:D

Brit Method

Sergeant. Alvina Snelson.

Dicky Scarwin

The greatest spam email I've ever received:

From: steveng [mailto:steveng @ 14zero.pl]

Subject: Hi there steveng

Elvet Bridge is now largely pedestrianised. June 3, 1894, p. I cannot betray that trust.

Notes:

• I am also a Steven G, but not @14zero.pl
• Elvet Bridge exists, and in fact has been largely pedestrianised
• I can't find anything of interest that happened on June 3, 1894
• What does the ", p." bit mean?
• By posting this, I've probably betrayed that trust

B. Drinicky Bangg

Ethel Barnes
Your personal curator

Mrs. Gezerias Bell

Sharon Fencil

Smarta Femming

Mandalina Hataway

Billy Oceak