Is it time for us nerds to start anticipating THE AVENGERS, directed by Joss Whedon?

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your mom: the movie

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

honestly thought the best fight scene was the first one between Iron Man/Thor/Cap

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

ok but what else

xp

hot slag (lukas), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

i'd hate to see what s1ocki things of, say, the fight scenes in the Bourne movies if he found these close up and choppy

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

I thought they ruled but PG is basically the only dude who can pull that off

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

I will add that unlike the lyrical teen fantasy Chronicle or Neveldine-Taylor’s daring Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance which addressed life, death, morality, Marvel’s The Avengers has little to say other than “Buy me!”

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

Ghost Rider's visuals were impressive for the movie's cost! The plot and film as a whole, not really

mh, Monday, 21 May 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

The Dark Nought is unwatchable in considerable part thanks to the fight scenes.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

It certainly doesn't help that it features a dude dressed in black fighting in the dark.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 May 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

and a dude whose Scary Voice is less convincing than my niece's.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

the human action was poorly shot (thor vs loki especially) but the big spectacle parts were super duper good

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah the sterling battle finale p much redeemed a lot dark, hard-to-see shit in the beginning

Mark Ruffalo! is gonna tell us! about empathy! (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

I kinda had to laugh when Loki, a god, made his getaway in a jeep

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link

if y'all want solid fight sequences, go see RAID: the Redemption

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link

if y'all want solid fight sequences, go see Lysette Anthony vs Sydney Pollack in Husbands and Wives.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

I will add that unlike the lyrical teen fantasy Chronicle or Neveldine-Taylor’s daring Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance which addressed life, death, morality, Marvel’s The Avengers has little to say other than “Buy me!”

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, May 21, 2012 7:10 PM (1 hour ago)

ha, I thought I was the only person who dug ghost rider: SoV. a tough sell after the first but it was pretty damn good.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

alfred said the dark nought again!!

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

will never be better than bozelka's "the dork knight" typo

tell peeta my fire dress is draggin on the floor (some dude), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

after Gamer there's no way im ever intentionally watching a N/T movie again

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

man I wish mine were a typo

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

just say you meant The Dark Nougat

tell peeta my fire dress is draggin on the floor (some dude), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

I will add that unlike the lyrical teen fantasy Chronicle or Neveldine-Taylor’s daring Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance which addressed life, death, morality, Marvel’s The Avengers has little to say other than “Buy me!”

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, May 21, 2012 7:10 PM (1 hour ago)

ha, I thought I was the only person who dug ghost rider: SoV. a tough sell after the first but it was pretty damn good.

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, May 21, 2012 7:30 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you and armond

goole, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

looooooooool i was wondering what shakey's obviously quoted post was from

tell peeta my fire dress is draggin on the floor (some dude), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link

i guess this movie's probably all talked out but: this was pretty much what i expected, dumb but pretty fun. it could have been just hulk and iron man and would have been just as good, if not better. i liked the captain america movie but he and thor are basically the same character, both humorless and upright and anachronistic and without much in the way of powers other than being strong. hawkeye and black widow were totally pointless. i like cobie smulders getting a chance to break out of how i met your mother, though she didn't really have a character here.

i mentioned this on facebook but my favorite LOL Loki moment was him giving his taunting speech to a crowd of Germans ... in English (who all mysteriously know what "kneel!" means).

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

thor was the only one of these fucking movies i haven't seen so i was kinda pissed that the main bad guy/plot came from that movie because i didn't know what was going on when he was suddenly in space talking to an alien on a meteor

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

thor was where the aliens taught the germans english

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

thor & cap had two of my favorite lines, cant see at all how it'd be better without them

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

There's a powerful scene in Thor where the Asgardians show Superman II and there's a closeup of young Loki watching General Zod while the music rumbles ominously and Loki nods.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

looooooooool i was wondering what shakey's obviously quoted post was from

― tell peeta my fire dress is draggin on the floor (some dude), Monday, May 21, 2012 6:18 PM

i almost made a "turning into armond white" crack

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

Thor is a lot of things but "humorless" is not any of them! (cf. "He's adopted.")

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

Ya there were some dece LOLs

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link

lol armond white

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 05:02 (eleven years ago) link

Thor is actually pretty funny in his own movie too

Number None, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 08:19 (eleven years ago) link

Jesus Christ this was a great movie.

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Thursday, 24 May 2012 06:49 (eleven years ago) link

I loved Iron Man as a kid and still find him pretty badass in the movie !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 24 May 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link

puny god

how's life, Saturday, 26 May 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

that got the hugest laugh

goole, Saturday, 26 May 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

puny god was drowned out by all the laughter the first time i saw it, only caught it the second time around
he's adopted also got massive laughs both times

i was just so gleeful seeing the avengers on screen as that was one of my fave childhood comics

actually feel like i need to do a proper write up on the experience

just saw this crazy link where some put together every avengers cover together
http://www.flickr.com/photos/blprnt/7128032299/lightbox/

H in Addis, Saturday, 26 May 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

saw again. still awesome. cobie smulders smoulders. Thor's p good might catch his movie.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 May 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

Thor's movie is pretty meh. Seems like it's all filmed on the same four square block set, with no clear villain (snooze giant robot), albeit plenty of villainy.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 May 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

otm about the set. it was very weird.

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Saturday, 26 May 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

Is there a precedent in the comics for the huge percentage of redheads on the bridge of the helicarrier?

how's life, Sunday, 27 May 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

nick fury likes redheads, nothing weird there

mh, Sunday, 27 May 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

this was really good but it felt long (and was long)

flopson, Sunday, 27 May 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

SHIELD's pro-redhead hiring stance I fully support.

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 06:23 (eleven years ago) link

this was really good but it felt long (and was long)

― flopson, Sunday, May 27, 2012 1:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

out of context thread

some dude, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

i really liked that thor seemed like it was filmed on an intersection

thomp, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

This was fun. Too long, dragged a few times, but fun. As has been pointed out many times in this thread, Ruffalo had the stand out performance.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link


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