Justin Bieber

well, the head is ok, it's actually the body that is causing me confusion

so do you guys think after he washes up he'll be semi-normal, or that he'll be totally fucked up? He actually seems like he's got a reasonably good head on his shoulders, comparatively speaking.

― Poliopolice, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 3:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

he seems like a twerp to me, but a boring one with level-headed people around him, so who knows

I expect he will found a videogame company that will attempt to publish a massively multiplayer online roleplaying game

Ironically, I see a lot of weed and titty bars in his future.

there's no reason his career shouldn't look like britney or timberlake's did after they turned 18

I expect he will found a videogame company that will attempt to publish a massively multiplayer online roleplaying game

his legend will also be based on "the bloody sock" moment.

there's no reason his career shouldn't look like britney or timberlake's did after they turned 18

― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 6:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

there's no reason his career shouldn't look like the dozens of other teen stars who couldn't maintain the level of fame those 2 did, too

i mean expecting bieber to have the same career arc as timberlake just because that's what he's blatantly being groomed to do is like expecting ja rule to eventually have a discography equal to 2pac

His flow is slower than prostate cancer.

there's no reason his career shouldn't look like britney or timberlake's did after they turned 18

― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 6:56 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

i could totally see him going off the rails a la britney if his management wasn't so tight -- still may happen cuz he seems to have a small rebellious streak

timberlake is a high bar tho -- there's nothing really to suggest that bieber has that kind of songwriting talent, for instance -- he's supposedly some writing on this album and the songs are definitely impressive but if he ever puts out an album 75% as good as 'futuresex/lovesounds' i'd be floored

i think he could have a pretty rewarding career as a singles artist whose albums are half pretty good, half total nonsense -- but he's still far, far away from his mid-20s

I know nothing about the dude, but does he work with any auteur producers, or just hitmaker hacks? JT's smart move was hooking up with Neptunes and Timba at the peak of their powers (more or less). He had an ambitious eye for quality. The Bieb seems to be all about product right now, which is the safe move. But he's also really stupid young.

(Though even my 7-year old and her friends make fun of him, so who knows what that portends)

well, even with songwriting credits on No Strings Attached it was still impossible to recognize Justin the polymath we know today.

I know nothing about the dude, but does he work with any auteur producers, or just hitmaker hacks? JT's smart move was hooking up with Neptunes and Timba at the peak of their powers (more or less). He had an ambitious eye for quality. The Bieb seems to be all about product right now, which is the safe move. But he's also really stupid young.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:45 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark

he has a mix on this album -- guys like darkchild, hit-boy, bei major, diplo, so it's not exactly a katy perry album

his lead single was written by this fuckin guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKoFGDLW7mg

i don't really understand j0rdan's Katy Perry contrast, unless he somehow things Stargate, Dr. Luke and Tricky Stewart are somehow more hacky/less auteur-like than Hitboy or Bei Major

i don't exactly think hit-boy and bei major are geniuses or something, but they're more auteur than stargate and dr. luke

Dr. Luke is a much stronger parallel to 2002 Neptunes than those dudes

i mean i don't necessarily agree w/ josh's premise entirely, but it's a mildly interesting and adventurous tracklist -- but i'd say the same for usher's new album, idk

how many major label albums can have a diplo production credit before that ceases to be shorthand for 'adventurous'

oh, i don't really give a shit about diplo, but his a&r people def stepped further out of the box than i would've expected.

i mean, look, it's not like 'justified' was that adventurous either, for the record -- working with tim and the neptunes wasn't exactly novel

i dunno if you'd asked me a year ago who was gonna work on this album i probably would've said frank ocean and no i.d. (xpost)

ya you might be right

wtf @ that close up of pierce mumbling to himself and coughing like a smoker

All around the wu-ur-urld. Sounds like being in the midway when the kids start getting mad anyone else is there.

(And I like it better than any of the other club thrash anthems I've heard lately. Also, "Boyfriend.")

No talk abt "Die In Your Arms?" I really must be the only one who loves the shit outta this song.

This killed me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgdXchXWqUg

lmao

amazing

If I were the Bieber, that'd be the highlight of my life not involving Selena Gomez.

sock men

bieb?

If I were the Bieber, that'd be the highlight of my life not involving Selena Gomez.

― clemenza, Thursday, June 14, 2012 11:05 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

after they explained to you who that old guy was

Handler: "He used to be the president, Justin."
Bieb: "Never see him, I don't know what he does."

lol

That clip is amazing.

the bieb is canadian, lil dude don't need to give a fuck

'im a sock man' to the tune of im the scatman

holy hell that pass off the steal

wrong thred!

you guys having worked out which the good tracks are on this album i am kind of listening to them all the time

it's kind of like a better usher album tbh

as long as you LUH-LUH-LUH-LUH-LUH-LUH-LOVE ME

idk, the album doesn't often rise above this minimal "just ok" level for me. it just kinda plods along with its competent-but-sorta-limp hooks, edm-y beats and diaphanous lyrics and doesn't hit much of a stride for the most part. and the title track is just embarrassing, i can't even put myself through it again.

(i love how mere seconds after i thought, "wow, his voice sounds unusually annoying here" during "right here" drake entered the track and instantly one-upped him in that regard.)

that said, i do like a number of the songs on this album -- "boyfriend", "thought of you" (which i would say does actually 'hit a stride'), "catching feelings" (which appropriately enough is one of the only tracks that actually captures a ~feeling~ for me, however uncomplicated), "as long as you love me"

i'm sure many people will like it (including people who never liked anything he did before) but i'm not even sure this is even negligibly better than his previous material

nicki minaj's verse is oddly beautiful to me despite the lol-worthy wiener/selena rhyme. love love love her delivery. JUSTIN - BIEBER!

"take you" and "catching feelings" are my other highlights, as well as the first 3 tracks which i already knew were all A+

they kinda leaked all the best songs early, also bonus tracks > over half the shit on the album

the first six or so songs are awesome... "catching feelings" is the one ballad that is almost borderline acceptable

i like the drake song. in partic i like the scratching.