Chicago MMXII

oh god, that is super fun and amazing.

1. Planes collided at O'Hare?

2. Is there a thread about that poor dude who ate that other poor dude's face? I'm interested in the drug angle and figure ILX could do a good job with that. (Also realized I'm really out of the loop, drugwise, when someone told me about "spice" and "bath salts" and I realized I had no idea what those things are.) (like, I had heard of bath salts but thought it was idiots actually ingesting bath additives, which is not the case?)

there's some discussion of the face-eating on the o_O 3 thread

I've seen that Matrix thing before. It's pretty fun. Everything sounds like Steve Reich.

I'm interested in the drug angle and figure ILX could do a good job with that.

"plant food"

Thanking u both

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-747-cargo-plane-clips-commuter-plane-at-ohare-20120530,0,1105366.story

never forget "cheese"

kumail has a pretty classic bit about "cheese"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1cvKcGVy6k

RIP Roy's

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-roys-furniture-neighborhood-20120531,0,5339640.story?track=rss

Man, that sucks. I hope they re-open. I had no idea it was such a loved, deeply-rooted part of the community. I think I might have said it here before, but it's like being back in Wilkesboro where we had chains (North Kakalackites might remember Heilig-Meyer?), but people liked shopping from Danny C@dill's shop on Main Street.

Cute/annoying thing Eddie the cat did that maybe you pals will find funny like I do:

This morning when I woke up I rolled over onto something hard and sharp under my shoulder. Yesterday I made 2 copies of my 2 house keys and left them on a table with the cardboard backing still stuck on them. Eddie had dragged them all into the bed and laid them at the top of the bed near my head and torso.

I had no idea it was such a loved, deeply-rooted part of the community.

And I had literally never heard of it until the conflagration.

We got our bed and chest of drawers from there. And a chair.

the word "conflagration" reminds me of bad religion

I finally got to use Illinois's new public domain legal citation format today! I am unreasonably excited about this! Although I can't find any reference for how to do short cites on subsequent citations, but that's okay.

Also, to celebrate the release of the newly HD remastered blu-ray of Star Trek: The Next Generation, they are showing two HD episodes in theaters in July.

Basically my dorkery is firing on all cylinders today.

sarah and i are going to see stand-up (chelsea peretti) at the lincoln lodge tonight to celebrate our fifth wedding anniversary

Happy anniversary!

thanks, it's tomorrow

in other news, i was up with evie since 4 a.m. and i am very tired

Well tomorrow is Saturday and I will be busy and not on the internet much so you will get your anniversary benediction today and you will like it.

Tell that kid to sleep in later.

she usually sleeps til like 5:30 or 6 but we're trying to get her to go to bed without having a bottle and it's messing stuff up

went to a bday party at barrelhouse flat last night
ordered the olive plate, it was FUCKING DELICIOUS and i ate about 1000 olives of many varieties
drank 2 drinks (a bit much, but it was the last day of the month and the year for me) and failed to eat anything else
slept
have just started to feel partially normal
stomach transplant pls

happy anniversary jammerfamily!

I have drank hard liquor and eaten nothing but olives (during the martini phase in my late-mid-20s) many a time and it is almost never a good idea. I hope you feel better soon.

i don't know why i thought that was a good idea
it really seemed very pleasant at the time

Because you were drunk!

It doesn't sound as fun when you put it like that.

http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/mince-pie-the-real-american-pie/Content?oid=1267308

Maybe it's just because my family are mincemeat pie stalwarts, but this was really super interesting.

Mincemeat pie is the best thing.

Jammermen: happy anniversary.

Nick: I had a dream about you. You and I and many of our friends were visiting Baltimore, where we attended a punk/drag sort of event at a bar. You were putting up fliers everywhere and we needed to change clothes but there were no private places and the attendees ridiculed and shamed us and when I looked at myself, I noticed that our clothes were covered in piss and shit from the floor.

If anyone has heard at least 50 of the nominated tracks, you should vote in this:
review of nominations and VOTING for (very nebulously defined) ELECTRONIC DANCE TRACKS of the 00s

Deadline was yesterday, but I think it's being extended.

Oh shoot, I hope so! I've been working on a ballot but not following the thread.

I love to play my bongos in the morning.

It's a beautiful day and I am wearing shorts (jorts).

also you are not at the troom BONUS

What? You guys, malort is kinda good

I had it for the first time in a while when Z S visited a few months ago and was surprised at how non-disgusting it was.

You guys are just two-fisted drinkers, that's all.

The first shot that we had w/ ZS was okay, but I remember the second one being worse.

otm it's cumulative

Some place called Nisei Lounge had a Malort night a week or so ago, that's when I knew the stuff had officially jumped the shark. I'm on to flavored spirytus and akavit now. *sniff*

Akavit is actually like a 'good' version of Malort imo, some of the same botanicals but a rye flavor instead of the bitterness.

Jesse, I hate to break it to you but I went to The Marketplace for the first time today and I kind of liked it. If I'm on foot, I'm just as likely to shop there as TJ's, depending on what I need to buy (if we have a car, we'll probably still go to Jewel since it is cheaper, although a price comparison of the handful of items I bought to prices on Peapod comes out about even).

Also they carry Biz, which is my favorite laundry additive.

We can talk about this on the phone tomorrow. We shouldn't be putting stuff about the Mark3t Pl@ce one wr1t1ng.

Two words, btw. But they spell "Foodstore" as one word. And their stickers misspell Diversey.

It occurs to me that you first came to The Market Place after their significant improvements in response to TJ's opening. They are not as shitful as they used to be, and I am holding a grudge, but they are still not great. Also, Peapod is expensive as hell!

Worth it.

That's not the point in question.

I don't care.